boyutpedia Chapter 326 Local bombs are so impolite!
Chapter 326 Local bombs are so impolite!
Having arranged his own "death ritual," Chen You went through his daily routine again.
Finally, they arrived at the Supreme Tower in Hidden Star City.
A crooked neon sign reading "Supreme" hung on the door, next to a rusty skull.
Pushing open the heavy metal door, there was no soothing light music, only deafening heavy metal rock music.
It's easy to think of Marilyn Manson.
Chen You walked to the counter.
There was no one behind the counter.
He tapped on the metal tabletop: "Is anyone here?"
"Bang!"
A head popped out from under the counter, sporting a fluorescent green braid, chewing on some kind of black gelatinous substance, and blowing out a huge bubble.
The bubble burst, smearing half of her face.
She wiped her face haphazardly and then took out a small mirror to look at herself.
Chen You recognized that face.
However, the one in front of me has completely lost its original character.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful mechanic before?" The wasteland version of Hill banged on the counter with a wrench, making a piercing metallic clang.
"Need car repairs or explosives? Let's make it clear first, no credit."
Chen You stared at her for three seconds.
This post-apocalyptic, tomboyish girl wasn't his type.
It's just a customer service role; it doesn't really affect me.
"I want to open a VIP training room," Chen You said calmly.
Hill paused for a moment before carefully examining Chen You.
She casually tossed the heavy wrench behind her head, and it struck the power switch on the wall with pinpoint accuracy, abruptly stopping the heavy metal music.
She tugged at the collar of her leather jacket, forcing what she considered a professional smile.
"Oh, so you're a distinguished VIP member." Hill rubbed his greasy hands.
"Our training rooms in Cangxing City are not like those soft, cozy greenhouses. Ours emphasizes a 'hardcore' approach."
She pulled out an oil-stained brochure from somewhere and flipped it open with a rustling sound.
"Take a look at this, 'Nuclear Fusion Sauna,' which provides 100,000 points of true fire damage per second."
"And this, the 'Whispers of the Demon God Meditation Room,' which contains three living ancient beast cubs, subjecting you to 24-hour mental pollution."
Chen You looked at her expressionlessly.
"All I need is a quiet, safe, standard VIP practice room."
Hill curled her lip and threw the brochure down: "Boring. You outsiders are so fussy."
She turned around and typed a few times on the console, which was full of gibberish.
"Room Number One in the Heavenly Rank: No nuclear radiation, no evil gods, not even a cockroach."
Chen You nodded and turned to walk inside.
"Boss, are you sure you don't need any special services?" Hill persisted. "Judging from your condition, you only have one point of health left."
"Did you offend some enemy and have to hide?"
Chen You paused in his steps.
Although the caravan included mythical beasts, they were ultimately uncontrollable.
If no riots occur and there's no hostile target, then all our efforts will have been in vain.
"Do you have any props here that can make someone die incredibly realistically, leaving not even ashes, and also triggering strange phenomena in the heavens and earth?" Chen You turned around.
Hill was stunned.
She stopped chewing her gum and looked Chen You up and down.
"Boss, your request... is a bit perverted."
"Everyone else comes to the Supreme Tower to become stronger and save their lives, but you've come here to die?"
"Just tell me if you have it or not," Chen You said, getting a little impatient.
Hill nodded hastily.
"Boss, would you like local or out-of-town goods?"
Does this even distinguish between local and out-of-town?
"Take a look at the local ones."
Hill slapped his thigh: "Boss, you have a good eye! Hidden Star City has plenty of everything, but it has plenty of explosives!"
She bent down and rummaged under the counter for a long time.
With a loud clang of metal, she carried out a black metal box covered with yellow warning labels.
"Bang!" The box slammed onto the counter, kicking up a cloud of dust.
Hill entered the password, and the box popped open.
Inside lay a fist-sized crystal emitting a faint blue light.
Inside the crystal, it seemed as if nebulae were swirling, emanating a chilling aura of destruction.
"Star Destroyer Miniature Antimatter Bomb." Hill's eyes gleamed with fanaticism.
"This is a non-sale item from the City Lord's Armory. Once detonated, it can instantly create a miniature black hole."
"Forget about leaving your body intact, I'll even scatter your soul code."
She lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "The most crucial thing is that the detonation will produce extremely strong spatial distortion and light and shadow effects."
"Others would definitely think you've ascended to heaven or suffered divine retribution."
"Is this grand enough?"
Chen You looked at the dark blue crystal and sensed the terrifying energy contained within it.
This thing would be an absolute godsend if used to blow up a boss.
"How much?"
"This is contraband. If Lord James Sand discovers it, I'll have to mine for a hundred years." Hill held up five fingers. "One thousand gold coins, no bargaining."
Without hesitation, Chen You immediately transferred one thousand gold coins.
This price is incredibly cheap.
Hill looked at the huge sum of money that had appeared in his account, his eyes crinkling into slits with laughter.
She quickly locked the box and handed it to Chen You.
"The boss is very generous! He's also including a 'Death Photo Stone' as a bonus, which can record your glorious moments from every angle."
"Your name will be automatically uploaded to the world channel after you die, ensuring your fame lasts for eternity!"
Chen You put away the box and the recording stone, but then he began to doubt whether the thing was really reliable.
He opened his system inventory and accessed the attribute panel of the "Star Destroyer" miniature antimatter bomb.
【Item Name: "Star Annihilation" Miniature Antimatter Bomb (Defective/Special Edition)】
[Quality: Mythical (Fake)]
[Item Description: A contraband item illegally modified by a genius mechanic in Hidden Star City who wishes to remain anonymous.]
[Upon detonation, it will produce an extremely magnificent, grand, and soul-stirring cosmic spectacle of creation and destruction, with light and shadow effects unparalleled in the Origin Realm. It is an excellent tool for displaying status and intimidating all powerful figures.]
[Effect: Deals 1 point of indiscriminate, unavoidable, true damage to all life forms within a 10,000-meter blast radius, ignoring defense and impossible to dodge.]
[Note: Isn't life good enough? Why spend money to watch fireworks?]
Chen You stared at the huge "1" on the panel and fell into a long silence for half a minute.
He rubbed his eyes and looked at it again.
It's still 1 o'clock.
"This can't be made up on the spot, can it?" Chen You couldn't help but curse in his mind.
His health is currently locked at 1 point.
From this perspective, the bomb was indeed designed to send him away precisely; it was practically tailor-made for him.
but……
Chen You quickly simulated the upcoming scenario in his mind.
More than ten hours later, the "God of Wealth Arrives" caravan of the Cangxing City Chamber of Commerce entered the city.
Ten thousand heavily armored golems led the way, eight hundred thunder griffins circled overhead, and players from all over the server crowded the streets.
Then, standing on the back of the mythical beast, gazing up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, he tragically pressed the detonation button.
"boom--"
An unusual phenomenon of the universe's birth and death enveloped the entire city.
Then, a red "-1" appeared above the heads of countless players within a radius of ten thousand meters.
The scene was too beautiful for Chen You to bear thinking any further.