boyutpedia Chapter 2 This guy is too stupid
Chapter 2 This guy is too stupid
Gu Jiugui looked at the four dishes and one soup in front of him. The stir-fried dishes consisted of three meats and one vegetable, and the soup was steamed fish soup. They were all ordinary things without any aura. It is very delicious.So Gu Jiugui didn't have any dislike and began to chop up large pieces of rice.
Gu Jiugui ate very seriously, with an expression of enjoyment. The long-lost aroma made him unable to resist going to the dusty past to recall when it happened. The pig-like Gu Zishu, the meal without any aura. .. Then Gu Jiugui's face turned dark, because there were too many f*cks!There were too many times when Gu Zishu was beaten and his food was poor!
Relying on the support of his master and grandfather Zhenjun Qingmiao back then, he was quite arrogant and domineering. As a result, his master just disappeared, and all the fellow students who used to circle around him started to sneer at him, and they all wanted to step on him One kick, he's better, after all, he still has the status of an inner disciple, and no one else dares to be too arrogant.But following him, Gu Zishu, who had never practiced at all, would be miserable. From time to time, he would be beaten up for excuses, and he, the master, would only focus on other men, not caring much about the servants at all.Thinking of this, Gu Jiugui's face darkened even more, and he wished he could go back to the past and slap himself twice!Then he thought that he was going back to the past now?Then, he raised his hand expressionlessly, and slapped himself hard on the face twice.
Gu Zishu, who didn't want to go to Lingmi Lingrou and was beaten up, was sitting there nervously, ready to be scolded by the young master, but he didn't hear anything after waiting for a long time, and then He raised his head cautiously, only to find that the young master's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.Gu Zishu's heart skipped a beat, the young master was really angry, he hugged his bowl nervously and shrank back, not even daring to pick up the food, trying to reduce his sense of existence.Then he heard two crisp sounds of "Papa", he looked blankly, and saw two slap marks on his family's face, Gu Zishu was so frightened that he dropped the bowl in his hand, and ran to his young master in two or three steps , looking at the two palm prints on the young master's face, his eyes were reddened, and he fumbled for a long time before he didn't know where to wrap a piece of ice, "Master, lie down quickly, I will apply it to you."
Gu Jiugui looked at the things in his hand, and felt a little uncomfortable. People in the cultivation world are a little hurt or something. Whoever wants to go down with two pills, everything will be fine?How is it like Gu Zishu, living with him in the sect of cultivating immortals, and needing some mortal things?Gu Jiugui lay down obediently and let Gu Zishu fiddle with his face, then suddenly said, "Zishu, do you want to practice?"
Gu Zishu's eyes lit up for a moment, and then they fell down again, "Why did the young master talk about this again today? Don't you know that I can't practice?" Did the young master really get stimulated?
The icy cold feeling spread on the face, which is really comfortable.Gu Jiugui narrowed his eyes slightly, and when he heard his words, his eyes sank.It's not that you can't cultivate, it's just that you can't cultivate immortals.If she is born with a body of extreme yin, if she is a woman, then practicing the techniques of ice and water attributes will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.It's a pity that Gu Zishu cast a male fetus by mistake, his physique and gender are in conflict, his cultivation is extremely difficult to say, and he is easy to go crazy.However, cultivating demons is completely different. Demon cultivating has no attributes at all, and it is the method with the lowest threshold for cultivation. It depends on whether you have the cultivation conditions.And even if there are no conditions, as long as you are ruthless and courageous enough, you can create conditions to practice.
Moreover, just like Xianxiu has a genius for cultivating immortals, Moxiu also has a physique that is especially suitable for cultivating demons, such as Gu Jiugui's heavenly demon body, which is rare in a thousand years, and Gu Zishu's extremely yin body.Thinking of this, the corners of Gu Jiugui's mouth curled up into a cold arc. In fact, Qing Miao, an old man, is also very interesting. Two magic cultivator geniuses fell into his hands, and one was a waste that he could not even pile out of pills. One was directly raised by him as a mortal.If it wasn't for looking at the wrong time of rebirth, and seeing how poor the two of them were, it was obvious that the old man was gone. Gu Jiugui really wanted to grab his neck and ask, what kind of enmity do my parents and Zishu's parents have with you?You want to turn us all into trash? ! !
Speaking of which, Gu Zishu's extreme yin body is from when he was young, he pestered the old man to let him teach Zishu to practice. It was said by the old man once he drank too much. At that time, he was young and didn't understand anything. The old man's tone was too heavy at that time , He thought it was something bad for his physique as soon as he practiced, so he didn't dare to mention it again.
Gu Jiugui looked at Gu Zishu who obviously had a face like a pig's head, but was still nervous about his slightly red and swollen face. He somehow felt that the palette-like face was not pleasing to the eye. He thought, he could hardly remember what Gu Zishu looked like before. It's not like that, let's get him back first, don't think of this person in the future, a pig's head pops up in your mind, that's too far-fetched.
So Gu Jiugui circulated the small and unfamiliar spiritual power in his body, and then the slap marks on his face disappeared.Cultivators are good at this. Regardless of cultivating immortals or demons, except for special circumstances and personal hobbies, generally there is no such thing as a bruised nose and a swollen face. After all, cultivation bases are still useful in addition to decoration.Then, Gu Jiugui looked at Gu Zishu's pig-faced face that said, "Master, you can be so swollen so why don't you tell me", thinking silently, this guy is so hot, I really need to look more. Otherwise, if you are sold, you have to ask if you have enough money!