Chapter 298
Chapter 298
"Xiao Zhuang, Xiao Zhuang, why do you think so?"
Empress Zhao Jing sat in front, her voice trembling, and she panted: "Why is it that such simple intimacy makes people unable to control themselves?"
"I feel that after being kissed by my junior brother, my whole body is numb, my legs are shaking, my cheeks and ears are burning, and my voice has become abnormal."
Xiao Zhuang said helplessly while driving the carriage: "Your Majesty, I am a monk and have never dated a man, so I don't know!"
Empress Zhao Jing said: "Have you ever been in contact with a man before? Just simple intimacy, will you have this feeling?"
Xiao Zhuang thought for a while, then said: "Does it count when I was a child? When I was about seven or eight years old, the kid from the neighbor's house next door kissed me."
Empress Zhao Jing said quickly: "How did you feel then?"
"Very angry, so I slapped him more than a dozen times, and his face was swollen."
Xiao Zhuang remembered this very clearly.
Empress Zhaojing was stunned for a moment, waved her hand and said: "Forget it, there is no point in asking you, you don't know anything."
Xiaozhuang said: "If your majesty really wants to know, you can ask the ladies in the harem. After all, they have experienced things."
Empress Zhaojing sighed helplessly: "It has to be this way, but now the remaining ladies seem to have no experience. The late emperor was sixty years old and couldn't do it. The ladies before the age of sixty are almost dead."
Xiaozhuang frowned and said: "I will ask my sister another day."
"Zhuang Xuansu?"
Empress Zhaojing said: "Then she didn't get married either."
Xiaozhuang's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "There is a way, your majesty can ask Princess Qinshui!"
Empress Zhaojing rolled her eyes and shook her head helplessly: "She is also Yunying."
At this point, her figure shook , suddenly said: "Bishui! I'll go ask Bishui! It just so happens that her husband died, and I have to bring her to the palace to comfort her, and I asked by the way."
Xiaozhuang gave a thumbs up and said: "Your Majesty is wise!"
"But Your Majesty, there is one thing I don't know whether I should say or not."
"Then don't say it."
"No..."
Xiaozhuang smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, don't use me to make fun of Zhou Yuan in the future. It's embarrassing to say something bigger than a watermelon. I saw him look at me twice more when he got off the car."
Empress Zhaojing asked in confusion: "Junior brother is still very charming, don't you like him?"
Xiaozhuang was stunned, then sneered: "A thin dog, he is not worthy of me at all."
...
The moonlight was like water, illuminating the spacious pipeline, and the trees on both sides were swaying, and there was already green.
Zhou Yuan fell into deep thought, always feeling that he had overlooked something.
Then he figured it out.
His horse was gone.
There is no car or horse, so I can only walk back! Damn it!
It is still cold in the early spring night in the north.
Today is February 12th. Calculating the time, it has been exactly one year since I traveled here.
In the past year, I have practiced martial arts to strengthen my body, solved the armor theft case, suppressed the Yunzhou riot, destroyed the gambling house in the south of Lin'an Prefecture, and recovered Lin'an Prefecture.
When I arrived in Shenjing, I rectified the gangs and sewage, broke the conspiracy of King Jing to rebel, and was made a king and a baron. Now my position in the army is stable.
I have done some practical things, which is what Zhou Yuan is relieved about.
In life, I have slowly repaired my relationship with Jianjia, and it is getting better and better, and the couple is harmonious.
With Ningyue as my intimate lover, there will be a happy ending in the end.
Cai Ni is still in the Central Plains. This silly girl was fooled by a few poems and only knew how to give blindly, but Zhou Yuan would not let her sincere feelings down.
I kissed the face of the senior sister... It smells so good. I have to work harder in the future. Poor Tom is not afraid of difficulties!
Thinking of this, Zhou Yuan felt much better.
There are always many ups and downs in things, but they are indeed progressing slowly. This is the state he is very satisfied with.
As for the many things to be done in the future, fuck it, and talk about it later.
Going back to Shenjing to vent first is the hard truth. The senior sister is too fierce, and the key is that she is not responsible for after-sales service, which is really a headache.
"Look at your lost soul, like a dog that has lost its home."
The sudden voice beside him scared Zhou Yuan.
He turned around and saw Li Yu'an, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, saying: "You walk quietly!"
Li Yu'an said: "I told you, in terms of tactics, you can't beat Guan Miaoshan, she is very good at playing with people's hearts."
Zhou Yuan waved his hand and said: "That's what I am willing to do."
Li Yu'an said: "So what sweet thing can she give you? It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. Zhou Yuan, the women of Goryeo are beautiful and charming, you will definitely like them."
"Come with me, there is aEverything is yours. "
Zhou Yuan put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, please don't tempt me at this time. I am very vulnerable now."
Li Yu'an rolled her eyes and said, "This is the difference. I can make you believe it, while Guan Miaoshan will only keep you waiting."
Zhou Yuan said, "Stop bragging. I haven't even touched your fingers yet."
Suddenly, a slender hand appeared in front of Zhou Yuan, as tender as green onions, with delicate and fair skin. Even the most basic pores could not be seen. Only the fine blood vessels under the fair skin could be seen.
This hand seemed to be glowing, like a two-dimensional hand drawn by the greatest painter, beautiful and flawless.
Li Yu'an squinted and said, "Did you see it? It's beautiful, it can do many things, and it is guaranteed to make you unable to extricate yourself."
At the end, she glanced at Zhou Yuan's body.
"Devil!"
Zhou Yuan suddenly shouted, "You are all devils! You all want to cheat my body! You tricked me into working for you!"
He was going crazy. He was seduced like this, but he didn't dare to do anything bad. This feeling was too hard to bear.
"Horse! Give me a horse! I want to go back to Shenjing immediately!"
He shouted at the top of his lungs.
Li Yu'an asked in confusion: "Why are you so excited all of a sudden? What are you going to do?"
While she was talking, she blew a whistle, and the two horses just now really came galloping.
Zhou Yuan jumped on the horse and gritted his teeth and said: "I want to go back to Shenjing. I can't stand it anymore."
Li Yu'an sneered: "Look at your behavior, you look like a reincarnated pervert. Are you the same person as the general who was so powerful in the daytime!"
Zhou Yuan said: "I wish I was not a human being now."
Li Yu'an said: "Isn't the woman standing in front of you the most beautiful woman in the world? Why do you have to go far away?"
"You, I can't afford it! "
"Then you will be taken out of the country!"
After saying that, Zhou Yuan rushed forward.
Li Yu'an was stunned for a moment, then shouted angrily: "Zhou, stop! Who did you just scold! You bastard, don't run! I will beat you up even if I catch you at Zhou's house!"
Zhou Yuan shouted: "I'm not going home!"
"Then where are you going!"
"Find someone who's fun to play with, go to Xue's house to find my Ningyue! I allow you to eavesdrop!"
"Get lost!"
Li Yu'an was so angry that her face turned red.
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