Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 454 The protagonist complains

2018年11月3日，上午9:18分，涩谷地下车站附近的某家24小时便利店。

Ryoumen Sukuna was standing in front of a shelf selecting items.

Half an hour ago, this guy walked out of the college gate in his pajamas amid my protests and roars.

And I don't know how I managed to accurately avoid anyone I might meet in school.

But he was wearing pajamas.

I brought this out from the Prison Gate. During the last round, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru forced it on me.

The material is made of mulberry silk, the fabric is soft and comfortable, and the experience of wearing it and sleeping on the bed is very good.

The only problem is that it's ugly.

The lake green front is printed with huge red peonies, spread out in large patches. It is so gaudy that it looks like a small fry from some small, underworld gang in the last century, giving people an indescribable visual impact.

It was the kind that when Lalu saw it, he would kneel on the ground and poke his eyes out and beg me to replace it.

Before, the reason why I wore it without any scruples when meeting Ryomen Sukuna was because I felt that it had nothing to do with me if it irritated his eyes.

But who knew that he would not play by the rules at all, and now it really has something to do with me.

He ran out in this pajamas, and it was an embarrassment to me!

"You should at least put on a coat!" I said, "Even if you don't feel cold, isn't it embarrassing to go out dressed like this?!"

However, the facts have proved that people who have lived for more than a thousand years can become so thick-skinned that it is difficult for normal people to achieve.

So here we are now.

"Egg and pork floss ham sandwich, cheese bacon seaweed glutinous rice balls, beef burger."

Ryomen Sukuna compared the other foods and took these three away.

Amid the clerk's anxious and urgent shout of "Sir, please pay before eating," he blatantly glanced at the surveillance camera installed above his head, and walked out without looking back.

"You are stealing. Do you understand what stealing is? It will put me in jail." I was so angry that I jumped up and down, and shouted at him in my mind space, "Do you have any sense of public morality?"

"Humph, it's you who goes to jail, not me." He said indifferently.

After walking out of the convenience store arrogantly, he opened the package, took a bite of the rice ball, and then frowned and commented sharply: "This rice looks like it was soaked in a swill bucket."

Then came the burgers.

"This cow has been dead for many days, the meat is so tough."

Then there are the sandwiches.

"It tastes bad."

"!" When Yu Zhang heard what he said, he couldn't help but stand up and refute, "This is my favorite sandwich!"

"That just means you can eat anything like a pig."

"What right do you have to say that?" Tiger Stick started arguing with him angrily, "The pork floss and fried ham in that sandwich, after heating it up in the microwave, is the most comfortable thing to eat in winter!"

"Tsk, you have no vision." Ryoumen Sukuna sneered, "Only people like you who live like slaves in this era would think this kind of thing is delicious."

I also like to eat convenience store food because I think it is convenient and fast. I am a new-age office worker: "............"

After saying a few words to me, Ryoumen Sukuna, wearing my extremely ugly pajamas, turned around and went into a large comic book chain store next door.

Apart from the eye-catching clothes on his body, he looked like an ordinary passerby, who picked up a book at random - a girls' comic.

The story serialized above is a clichéd campus love story.

An ordinary but stubborn girl enters an aristocratic school and is bullied by a handsome and domineering campus prince. The two are attracted to each other and fall in love in the chaos. Then the prince declares domineeringly: "From today on, this guy is my woman."

This incident aroused the jealousy of the female supporting character who had a crush on the prince, so she tried every means to frame the heroine, causing a lot of misunderstandings between the hero and heroine. At this time, the male supporting character who liked the heroine came out to save the beauty, and the four of them fell into a tangled love triangle...

In short, the clichéd plots and stories have been overused, but the reason they are still printed and sold is probably because the style and atmosphere depicted by the author are too beautiful.

Personally, I don't like this kind of routine. If I have to say, I actually prefer the funny love comedies like "Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun". After all, watching a group of little fools fall in love is more interesting than struggling with the plot of he loves me, I love him, and he loves her.

However, just when I thought Ryoumen Sukuna would put the book down in disgust and turn away, he actually picked it up and began to flip through it with relish.

"Sister Youxin." Since vision is shared, Yuji also passively saw these contents. As he has always only liked hot-blooded comics, it caused a great shock to him. He came to my side and asked with difficulty, "Did he get kicked in the head when he was fighting with me just now?"

I shook my head with a complicated expression: "I don't know either."

Could it be that the antiques from thousands of years ago just liked this kind of dramatic plot?

Not long after, Ryoumen Sukuna put down the bloody love triangle and turned around to pick up two more comics to open.

This time it is the more popular and passionate comics nowadays.

He just flipped it over twice, then let go of it and threw it back in disgust.

"What a crap thing." He curled his lips and said, "Does this guy not know how to speak human language? Bonds, bonds, only bonds in his mind?"

"Who gave him the confidence to think that he could influence others with just a few words?"

"Why did you say so much to him before killing him? Why not just kill him directly?"

"In my time, if a writer wrote something like this, he would have been chopped to death long ago."

At this point, Ryoumen Sukuna remembered the comic book I had shown him before, and said meaningfully, "Hey, Itadori Yuji, come to think of it, you are the protagonist of that comic book, right?"

"What comic?" Yuji was stunned, and then he glanced at the weekly comic titled "Jujutsu Kaisen" lying on the ground.

"Sister Youxin—" he asked hesitantly, "What is that?"

I:"........"

"It's a passionate youth comic book with you as the protagonist." I said, "The content in the beginning is exactly the same as your experience, only the latter part is slightly different."

"Eh? Eh? Eh?!"

Yuji jumped up in surprise, pointed at himself and asked me, "So I'm the kind of protagonist that Sukuna mentioned, who would shout about friendship and bonds and rush into battle, and hope to influence him with love and justice?!"

"But think about it and you'll know that love can't change that guy!"

I twitched the corners of my mouth speechlessly.

Nowadays, if you live long enough, you can see everything.

Now you can see the protagonist of a classic boys' comic making fun of the protagonist himself.

What's next? Are the protagonists of two different comics meeting across dimensions? !