219 Xiang Ling Teaches General Thunder And Lightning Who Can’T Cook! Three Gods And Solitary Warrior
219 Xiang Ling Teaches General Thunder And Lightning Who Can’T Cook! Three Gods And Solitary Warrior
[Picture: Wife Aqing’s new skin, does it look good? 】
Baishi pretended not to hear, but said to Keqing: "It's your turn to smoke."
As a result, Keqing pulled out "Keqing Shows the Bad Situation".
Seeing the beginning of the video, Keqing seems to be looking for Yanfei to deal with emotional problems.
Baishi couldn't help but be startled, looked at the screen, and then at Ke Qing and Gan Yu-.
"Hey, this is a second creation with your own participation."
The character in the video is not a game character with a two-dimensional painting style, nor is it written in handwriting, but the person himself leaving the country.
Gan Yu nodded and said, "Yes, we went back from get off work and asked Linghua, Yanfei, and Ying to take the photo together."
"interesting.
Shiraishi smiled and continued to look at the screen.
Yan Fei persuaded: "Keqing, you can't think like this. If she doesn't come to you, then you can take the initiative on your own."
Keqing hugged her chest and said, "Ah, yes, yes, I just don't take the initiative, that's how I am!"
Yan Fei persuaded again: "Don't do this. Why don't you customize a set of clothes just for her this time? You have put so much thought into it, you can't give up at this time."
Keqing said again: "Ah, yes, yes, I gave up. What's the use of spending so much time? She didn't even look at me twice."
Yan Fei added: "Then you think of another way, otherwise your husband will really run away with someone else.
Keqing waved her hands and said: "Ah, yes, yes, I ran away. Even if you tell me now that she is hugging you from behind, I won't have any inner fluctuations.
"But..." Yan Fei pointed at Keqing's back, "They are right behind."
Keqing looked back.
Good guy, Ying is hugging Gan Yu on her left side and Linghua on her right side.
Keqing's mind was suddenly filled with questions.
She picked up the stool and was about to go over.
The video ends here.
The audience made various jokes.
[What she spends is thought, and what I spend is money. 】
["There will be no inner fluctuations"]
[Ke Qing: Where is Kirigiri? 】
[The girl's swaying murderous intention. 】
[Master: Keqing, don’t get me wrong, I’m just helping them mend their clothes. 】
[Me: Are you my wife?
Keqing: Ah, yes, yes!]
[Kemen, all the assistants in this world exist for Master Ke. 】
[There is a saying that Inazuma has indeed strengthened Keqing, and Keqingchu has added Kujo, a powerful thunder support. 】
Seeing Ying hugging her left and right, Alicia said with some envy: "Now Ying has become the character with the highest appearance rate in Genshin Impact II. As long as she is a Genshin Impact female character, she can be called husband. After her stepfather, Now I have the title of female husband."
The same thing will happen to you when your character comes out in the future. "
Alicia opened her eyes wide and asked happily: "Can I do the same in the future? There are many female characters from Honkai Impact III calling me husband?"
"No!" Shiraishi shook his head, "I mean you are the one being hugged from left to right, Kiana is countering entropy, and Mei is hugging from left to right in the Paradise. The heroines of the Paradise will probably have this kind of Shura in the future. Field-type Honkai Sanguchi Sou.”
Hearing Shiraishi's words, Alicia pouted in anger and ignored him.
Shiraishi didn't care, his wife was still here, there was no need to coax Alicia, just leave it alone, she would laugh soon.
He looked at Ying and said, "It's your turn to draw lots."
Ying took a deep breath, silently chanting in his mind to smoke something serious, to smoke something serious, then he reached in and took out a piece of paper as if resigned to his fate.
The results are out!
Shadow's face darkened.
This is another first-of-its-kind video that "persecutes" her for not knowing how to cook.
The next thing to play is "Xiang Ling teaches the Thunderbolt General who can't cook".
At the beginning, Xiang Ling turned her back to General Thunder and scolded: "You have never cooked meat."
From this look, it should be the story of the general's failure in cooking.
It is exactly the same episode as the previous "Thunderbolt General Cooking".
Various ridicule barrage.
[Precious images of Xiangling teaching General Raiden how to cook in his early days. 】
[Xiang Ling: You are so raw that you are almost flying back to Timina. 】
[Xiang Ling angrily denounced the thunder and lightning Mei Yi next door for capturing and cooking, which has become a hot topic recently. 】
General Thunder and Lightning said angrily:
"Making this thing has wasted a lot of my patience. You didn't teach me seriously at all, otherwise how could I not cook it properly!"
Xiangling retorted: "I have taught you very seriously."
General Thunder crossed his chest and hummed: "Really? Why didn't I know?"
"Oh my god!" Xiang Ling was almost speechless, "Do you know how to play with tickets?"
"What?" General Thunderbolt was stunned, "I remember you didn't teach me."
"Does this thing need teaching?" Xiang Ling was so angry that she put her hands on her hips and said, "You should ask the Herrscher of Thunder next door to teach you."
General Thunder pointed at Xiangling, "Are you laughing at me?!"
"This is the truth!"
"No!"
"I'm really convinced, slimes can cook better than you!"
"Come on, all the people in Qiuqiu are meaner than you!"
"I must return to Liyue right now. I can't stay with this rice wife for a second.
Turning around, Xiang Ling was about to leave, and finally complained,
"Bai has the face of a married woman, Wai."
General Thunder raised his middle finger, "Little(s) is(b) cute!"
At the end of the video, the audience was very happy.
[It’s okay, Yingbao, I’ll cook for my father. 】
[Laughing like crazy, I saw someone say that Thor can’t cook before and I didn’t believe it. It wasn’t until I made the Energetic Meow Rice yesterday that I discovered that it actually said that Thor couldn’t cook. 】
[Actually, I found some clues in the update announcement. Xinhai and Kujo both have special dishes, but General Raiden does not...
Everyone was trying not to laugh.
Ying blushed and lowered his head, pretending to be an ostrich.
Because after hearing that Aponya cooked for her boss, she asked Xiangling to learn how to cook again.
The result... is that there is no result.
Now that I see this second creation, the bad memory of being dominated by all the dark dishes I cooked comes to mind again.
Why am I always the one who's hurt?
"Okay, now it's my turn to draw lots."
Shiraishi reached out and pulled out a piece of paper,
"Let me know, luckily it's not "Zhong Li: Da Da Da", it's a serious second creation.
It's called "Genshin Impact: The Lonely Warrior". "
After Alicia confirmed it, she found the video and started playing it.
At the beginning, the God of Wind, God of Rock, and God of Thunder appeared one after another, but they were all legendary images.
The scene came to Mondstadt Square, under the Statue of Wind God, Wendy played the piano, and at the same time singing began to sound.
"It's all... lonely, your ancient playing."
The camera cuts to Wendy's face.
"Your brows, soft and yet sad, don't need to be hidden."
Zhongli drank tea at Crescent Pavilion, walked on the pier, and walked on the red stairs.
"You wander around in the world, walk on the streets, and climb the west tower alone."
Under the cherry blossom tree, Makoto, wearing a cherry-white kimono, holds an umbrella and catches the flying cherry blossoms with his shadow.
"She once said that it's good to pursue her, even if it's just for a moment without a trace.
In just a few lyrics, the three gods were discussed one by one.
Two birds flying in the stormy sky, this is the scene in Wendy's legendary mission.
"He once said he wanted to see free birds flying in the sky."
"Look at the war in the floating world getting stronger and stronger, the clear moon breeze of the past has disappeared without a trace, and everything has been worn away by time and finally become empty."
Shots of tombstones, dilapidated temples, etc. flashed by one after another.
Then the BGM suddenly increased and the climax came.
"I love you to call the wind to break through the mountains, I love you to blow the horn to break the wind wall, I love you to lead the wind to break the heartache, and drive away the confusion in the heart."
Wendy uses the power of the wind god to collect the soul of Stanley's old friend.
"Love the free city, love the melodious pastoral songs, mourn that being forgotten by the world, and the blood and tears flow unconsciously.
The flags of the three major families of Mondstadt were flying, and the magic dragon Dulin held a flower in his claws, and shed blood and tears every day.
"Do you want to go? Do you deserve it? That raging storm!"
Wendy Friend, the nameless boy, marched to the tower with his friends to fight for freedom.
"Fight? Fight! For the freest dream!"
“To those who fought and roared for freedom, I will continue to tell the story with your makeup.
When the tower symbolizing the tyrant shattered into ruins, the strings of the piano were broken, and the young man passed away.
But a brand-new city of Mondstadt, symbolizing freedom, was established.
Not only Shiraishi and others felt their scalps numb and barrages flying, but the audience also had various emotions.
【"Fly, fly!"
"Show me the world..."
"Take me to the sky..."
Not long after I got into the trap, after the final exam, I dug into a lot of plots. I went home the next day. I was very happy at first. But after watching Wendy's plot at night, I didn't sleep all night. I cried to death. Woo~]
…Please give me flowers…
[What I like is that Wendy doesn’t seem to be doing anything serious, but she runs to make Tevalin free and safe, helps Vanessa overthrow the nobles, blows away the snowy mountains for Mond, and plays for Mandrill to appease his karma.
Because he was not free, he gave the greatest freedom to all the people of Mondstadt.
I laugh and laugh every day, but I feel deep nostalgia and sadness.
Wendy's tenderness buried beneath the surface was the reason for my downfall. 】
[A poet from Mondstadt, Qing Yi, traveled around the world, and unintentionally plucked the strings of his piano. A ripple in the breeze carried away the dust and smoke of the past.
A tea drinker in Liyue brewed sake with osmanthus flowers. After drinking, the clouds were floating around the building. Although the rocks were still dark, he enjoyed the flowers and the birds.
One of Inazuma's warriors once visited the long street, spent half a day leisurely in the floating world, tasted ordinary people's cakes, and lamented the changeable world.
The gods hold on to the world and travel through all kinds of worlds. It is hard to stop after wear and tear, but there is still a bit of nostalgia...
The screen turned, and in the nightmare pv of General Thunder and Lightning, Ying stretched out his hand to touch the real phantom, but the other party disappeared little by little in front of his eyes.
Following the close-up of Kage's sad expression, the voice of the Son of God came,
“It’s not that God doesn’t need company, but company is too luxurious.”
Zhongli held the teacup, thoughtfully, as if he was missing someone.
At the same time, the voice of "Kunwu", the incarnation of Dragon King Ruituo, came.
"Morax, if we are destined, we will meet again one day..."
0........
The mission of Mondstadt Demon God was over, and the poisonous blood clots on the back of the Wind Demon Dragon were successfully removed. Wendy lay on Tevalin's back and told her family something.
Then the singing started again.
"He once said that freedom under orders may not be freedom.
Zhongli stood on the side of the street, reaching out to something, but in the end he reluctantly took it back.
That look was somewhat sad.
"He once said that he can only look for his former comrades in memory."
In the Thunderbolt General Nightmare pv, there is a scene where Kage and his relatives and friends are admiring the flowers under the cherry tree.
“The cherry blossoms are in full bloom and spring is in full swing, but the people who enjoy the flowers together disappear without a trace. It would be a nightmare to see so many people in the country again.
Then the picture distorted, and finally everyone disappeared, leaving only Ying sitting there alone.
Finally, Ying sat alone in the Pure Land of One Mind and meditated for hundreds of years.
When the singing started, everyone held their breath and listened carefully.
Even noisy
Keli, who was noisy, was also fascinated by the singing.
But after hearing this and seeing this, Alicia couldn't bear it anymore.
Between the lines in these words, as well as in various pictures, are all knives.
The lost memory struck me again... Alicia covered her huge heart, feeling a little depressed.
She glanced at Shiraishi... You, you are not human, you have no heart!
There are many viewers who have similar thoughts to Alicia.
【Bleach! It’s a knife!!!】
[Each one is a fine ancient sword!]
[Looking at the appearance of the God of Thunder, I suddenly looked forward to the plot of the God of Ice. Only the most painful wear and tear can make the Ice God look like this. 】
[Ice symbolizes love. Maybe the coldness of the Ice God is just on the outside. I hope the Ice Queen is a gentle sister who is cold on the outside and warm on the inside. 】
[Barbatos is fishing in troubled waters, just wanting to give the people of Mondstadt real freedom.
Emperor Yanwang faked his death just to let the people of Liyue escape from the control of gods and enter the era of human knowledge.
Balzebul entered the Pure Land of One Heart, just to avoid the wear and tear caused by the war, and no longer wanted to recall the sadness of the death of Zhen and his friends. 】
[The seven rulers of the earthly world.
They are not the omniscient and omnipotent "gods" in our hearts. They also have seven emotions and six desires, and there are countless things they cannot do.
In a sense, they are not "gods", but they shoulder the responsibilities of "gods".
With the same heart as human beings, he endures things that humans cannot bear. 】
[Wendy: If you are trapped in a windless place, I will play the song of the sky.
Knight of the West Wind: Let the wind lead you and protect Mondstadt forever!
Zhongli: Although I have no intention of competing, I know the suffering of the people.
Sergeant Liyue: Qianyan is strong, but Tongfeng moves!
Shadow: This body allows my subjects to have a dream, and wherever they look, they will be in a paradise.
Samurai Inazuma: The eternal path is magnificent and the god is eternal!】
[No, I’ve just heard today’s song here. I’m going to Honkai Impact 3 to watch Beautiful Girl Posts and Hair Candy, and heal my soul that was stabbed in Genshin Impact. Spoon】.
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