boyutpedia 216 My New Master, Thunderbolt General·Cooker·Mei! (Please Order The Complete Order)
216 My New Master, Thunderbolt General·Cooker·Mei! (Please Order The Complete Order)
Then there are scenes of many travelers doing various tasks in Inazuma Land, opening treasure chests, looking for divine pupils, and collecting rough stones through daily commissions.
There are also tragic scenes of many travelers being struck to death by lightning, beaten to death by monsters, killed by nuclear wastewater and nuclear pollution, and fell to death while climbing mountains.
It fully demonstrates the difficulty for players to accumulate rough stones.
In the end, it all turned into a series of entangled relationships, completely surrounding the happy-looking Ying next to the standing picture of General Raiden Kachi.
This time General Thunder and Lightning is stable.
The scene changes.
Arrive at the Eye Hunting Ceremony.
Photoshopped Toma's head into Ye's face, turned the gun into an entanglement, and threw it at General Thunder.
As a result, General Thunder and Lightning slashed back, creating card drawing screens one after another.
Xiangling.
granulated sugar.
Four-star weapons.
Four-star weapons.
Four-star weapons.
In the end, the entanglement between Daozumagan was exhausted, and General Thunder did not come.
Under the desolate music, I looked miserable.
The audience laughed to death when they saw the host of Up being crooked so heart-wrenchingly, making all sorts of jokes.
[It turns out you are a weapons master. 】
[I didn’t know, I thought you were drawing from the weapon pool. 】
[Thunder God’s false propaganda is too serious. She can neither recharge nor release skills. However, her ultimate move is really fast and has a critical hit of 15. But why can’t she equip the Wugong Great Sword and Pu Yuan, and she is still clamoring for it? Newborn constellation. 】
[There is a saying that the God of Thunder is really handsome. Not only did he kill everyone with his one-handed sword throughout the whole process, but he also kept urging me to work quickly. 】13【Indeed, my Thor also has cat-eared Heisi, a cute yuppie. 】
[Shout, my God of Thunder can still shout for judgment. 】
[My Thor holds a spear, has a braid, and is a power bank... Oh, it's the real God of Thunder, so that's okay. 】
Shenzi also smiled and said: "It's not easy to bring my shadow home. How can I go home with you so easily, back to Chengehu.
Then she changed her subject,
"But someone's home, someone's Brother Cheng Pot, Ying is eager to take the initiative to move in."
"Son of God!"
Shadow glared at Shenzi.
There are so many here, what are you talking about?
What nonsense are you talking about?
Shiraishi feels that Shenzi is really a friend, either helping Kage or helping her on the way.
If Ying could be as proactive as Shenzi, he would have been captured by Ying long ago.
After all, a movie needs good looks and good looks, and a good figure.
While Yujie is sexy and charming, she also has the cuteness and cuteness of a girl.
Coupled with the face of a married woman, no one will refuse.
Except I can't cook.
But this was nothing to him.
Even for an already perfect movie, this is a cute contrast.
Considering that Alice, Kallen, Gan Yu, Ke Qing and others were all sitting on the sofa, he pretended not to respond to Shenzi's crazy suggestion that "Ying likes you so much, take her home quickly" heard.
On the other side, the small guarantee in the video was crooked, and in the end it was a 648, finally pulling out the God of Thunder.
General Thunder said to me.
"I will ask for your guidance from now on."
Then there is the famous scene where General Raiden draws his sword from his chest.
"Ever since I witnessed your milky knife that day, I have endless recollections.
I'm sitting on the bed in Chengehu's room,
"After thinking about it for a long time in Chensonghu, I decided that I must capture you in my boudoir.
General Thunder said: "Chen Song Pot? I have heard Wendy and Zhongli talk about it a long time ago. They are also waiting for you in the Chen Song Pot. In this case, it will be more fun. y
I looked at General Thunder and Lightning, with the picture "I am holding the Chenge Pot: I call you, do you dare to agree?"
"My former partners are all looking forward to your joining."
General Thunder put his hands on his hips and smiled: "Okay then, I'll go in and take a look."
Accompanied by the loading interface of the Chenge Pot, there was Ye's excited voice.
"Wives, the God of Thunder is here!"
"Wow, is this your Dust Song Pot?"
As a result, General Thunderbolt was dumbfounded as soon as he came in.
She was locked in a cage, surrounded by Zhongli, Wendy, Xingqiu, Linghua, Ganyu, Xiaogong and others.
"You were the one who banned my skills at that time, right?"
"You, listen to my explanation!"
General Thunderbolt said hurriedly.
"farewell!"
Then came the sounds of various attacks.
Seeing this, the Son of God covered his chest and laughed,
"I thought that Ying would bring the general into the Chensong Pot, and then things would unfold, but I didn't expect this to be the result.
It seems that players hate your original design of banning skills, boss. "
Alicia also stood on Kage's side and said: "It's obviously the fault of you, the chief designer, Shiraishi, but as a result, the players have all kinds of resentments against Kage's character.
Baishi quickly changed the subject and said: "Gan Yu shouldn't appear here, right? She's all about basic attacks and heavy attacks, so she doesn't need to use skills. Are you right, Gan Yu?"
As the boss's caring little cotton-padded jacket and personal secretary, Gan Yu naturally looks towards his boss.
"The boss is right."
Seeing that Gan Yu was as well-behaved as his married daughter-in-law, Alice couldn't help but tease him.
"You are so obedient even before you are married. If you live here in the future, Baishi will be damned."
If it were just a family member, Shiraishi would probably ask, is the God you are talking about serious?
Then the screen changed, and I was talking to Wanyo.
"Man'ye, give up, we can't defeat General Raiden."
"What's wrong? Didn't you save Thomas from her last time?"
"That's because you don't know the truth. That General Thunderbolt is fake!"
"Fake?"
"That's right! This time I met the real Thunderbolt General, and only then did I know her true strength.
At this time, the scene suddenly appeared on the screen when the Honkai San Meiyi next door exploded with the power of the Herrscher of Thunder in the first chapter and shouted "Go to hell! You bastard!"
Ever since Mei, who looks very similar to Kage, worked as a Valkyrie next door and was also a Herrscher of Thunder who also uses thunder skills, players have often compared them.
Because in Honkai Impact 3, the physical energy distributed by the system every day is Mei Yi’s lunch and dinner, Mei Yi is nicknamed the “rice cook” by players.
The widely circulated voice of General Raiden is "Don't let me cook. I can do anything, but I really can't cook."
So many people joked that Raiden Mei is the real God of Thunder.
So some jokes were born from this.
EERO......
"Today I would like to introduce to you my new master... General Thunder!!!
She is a rice cooker and the owner of a rice cooker!!!
Raiden Meiyi (crossed out) General, do you know how long I have been waiting?
Right now, she is right in front of me!
She is the God of Thunder of Rice Wife, and I am the owner of the manor of Dust Song Pot.
My heart was pounding, and the little deer was pounding inside it.
General Thunder and Lightning raised her hand, she wanted to build me into the statue, she had me in her heart!!!
Me and Mei (cross out) Thunder General posted a post!!!
I can't wait any longer!, Now all I have in front of me is General Raiden.
My heart, my rough stone, everything I have, already belongs to General Thunder.
#----!!!!
I want to be the sword of General Thunder and Lightning. The flashing light on the tip of the sword is my unchanging belief in this life!
I want to be the most dazzling and delicious dish in the pot, lighting up her charming smile!!!"
In the video, Ye said: "That majestic figure, empty eyes and firm movements are like a cold machine. Every time I make a move, I am caught off guard. I am like an ant in front of her, and I can't get through her at all." Trial.”
Manyo: "I still want to see it."
Father: "That's okay."
Alicia's lips twitched, "Could the real God of Thunder be..."
The scene changed, and Wanyo was undergoing anti-thunder general training. He was hit in all kinds of dodges and failed in challenges again and again.
Finally, Wan Ye said in despair: "Brother, I won't avenge you anymore, eh."
At first, the audience thought that the "real God of Thunder" mentioned by me was Mei Raiden, but the answer was finally revealed to be the anti-Thunder God training facility created by Shenzi. Everyone was dumbfounded.
The frightening memories of being once dominated by the anti-thunder general training came to mind again.
[It’s so real, I played for more than ten minutes before it passed. 】
[That special anti-thunder training is really designed to target people like us who are spoiled by the emperor]
[Set up the trial area 583: scrape in the inner circle and hide in the outer circle. Move, move, that's it?
In Yixin Pure Land: Just send it blindly and beat me. Damn it, one set killed me. 】
[Kill yourself directly, wait for time to complete the resurrection, you really win. 】
Following Yula's elegant dance, the scene smoothly transitioned to the pure land of one heart.
I picked up the sword and leaned over to face Thunder Movie. He tried to escape time and time again, trying to persuade Thor to come out and solve the Eye Hunting Order.
"General, five hundred years have passed, and the monkeys at the foot of the mountain have all gone to the west. You'd better come out with me.
"I will pursue my eternal path here."
"You rice wives are now making the people's livelihood miserable because of the war."
"It's just a constant variable."
"People everywhere in Inazuma City are in panic."
"As long as I'm here, they don't have to worry about Ina Wife's safety."
"People can no longer even maintain a normal life."
“Can’t man survive without God?”
"The dessert shops and novel stalls at the city gate are about to close down."
After hearing this, Lei Qianqian finally looked up and opened his eyes.
Although she didn't speak, her eyes seemed to say: How can I bear this?!
Then after searching, the shadow appeared in front of a stall selling dumpling milk. He looked at the stall owner and said with concern:
"Tell me, what difficulties have you had in life recently?"
I am speechless.
"Aren't you going to pursue eternity?"
At the end of the video, the audience was entertained by the final twist.
[Shadow: Dessert is more important. 】
[Movie: Can eternity be eaten? (Dog Head)]
[Shadow: Desserts and novels are the only things you can’t live up to. 】
[Ying: You can have some snacks.
Shadow: Dim sum! Where are the dim sum?!
Ying: No, I want you to be more serious!
Shadow: A little? I want to drink a little!]
After reading it, Shenzi was speechless.
"Obviously General Thunder and Lightning is such a majestic being in the plot, why is he so virtuous in the second creation?"
Shiraishi turned to glance at her.
"Why did the image of General Thunder and Lightning collapse like this? Don't you, this scumbag fox, have any points?"