boyutpedia 116 Kong: I Won't Be A Girlfriend Anymore, Mandrill! Cooking Lady And Paramecium!
116 Kong: I Won't Be A Girlfriend Anymore, Mandrill! Cooking Lady And Paramecium!
[Picture: Herrscher of Thunder]
In the video, Kong, who is disguised as a female, walks slowly towards a wind slime with a gun in his hand.
In my mind, I imagined that I was like a mandrill, easily poking slimes.
As a result, it went up and was bounced directly.
"Drill! Teach me marksmanship!"
Come to Wangshu Inn.
"elf!"
no response.
"Three-eyed and five-manifested immortal!"
no response.
"Dharma Protector Yaksha!"
"The Great Sage of Subduing Demons!"
Still no response.
In the end, I was in a hurry, and I clenched my fists and shouted:
"I made the almond tofu for this month!"
As a result, the next moment, it appeared.
Knowing that "Ying" came to learn marksmanship, Mandrill said that the fairy marksmanship is not something you can learn.
Kong grabbed a stack of almond tofu and was about to stuff it into his mouth, Mandrill took the almond tofu, "Let's go!"
It's so real.
After that, Kong followed Mandrill to learn marksmanship, but failed all the time.
Finally Sora despaired.
"Drill, I found that people have limits after all, and they will never be able to learn the skills of immortals, so..."
"I'm not a human anymore, Mandrill!"
Blackening.
Mandrill was shocked.
"You are not Ying, who are you?"
The audience died laughing.
[Brother Kong's facial expressions and movements learned from dio are amazing, here are the emoticons. 】
[Yes, it's not Ying, it's empty. 】
【No boy sister, no boy sister!】
【The dubbing of my younger sister is available, Double Ecstasy!】
"Face yourself, Mandrill!"
The next moment, "Ying" suddenly turned into a blackened version of Mandrill.
It turned out that Ying hadn't been there from the beginning.
It turns out that this "Ying" is actually Mandrill's demon.
Just as Mandrill was fighting against the inner demon, a melodious flute sounded from afar.
This music gave Mandrill the power to overcome his inner demons.
He carried his gun and followed the sound, and saw "Ying" playing the flute in Dihuazhou.
"She" has long blond hair, which perfectly reproduces Wendy's look in the previous Dharma Protector Yaksha Record.
The reenactment of this scene made the audience very happy.
【Barbattus, order it. 】
【Wendy: Learn from me, please pay the tuition. 】
[One thing to say, this boy and sister have really nice hair. 】
[It's hard for me to imagine Sora's mental state when making this video. 】
"Thank you!" 26 Man put away his gun, his face touched,
"How long have you been here?"
With that little expression, there is drama at a glance.
It's almost time to form a CP.
Although it is the CP of Mandrill and the boy and sister.
Kong laughed and said, "I've been watching you rolling, kneeling, and howling. Hahahaha!
Mandrill: "You!"
Give back my emotion.
On the other side, there is a female dormitory in a domestic university.
Qiyana was lying on the bed watching Mandrill's second creation video, wriggling like a maggot with a smile.
"Barbatos, please be human."
Leiden Mei, who was at the desk investigating the information, looked at Qiyana helplessly when she heard the sound.
I know how to play Yuanshen all day long and watch Yuanshen Erchuang videos.
Kiyana, you are the one, be a college student who is about to graduate.
Ugh.
Raiden Mei felt like an old woman, usually worrying about Qiyana.
Qiyana is actually very smart. She usually doesn't listen in class, and makes a surprise move before the exam, but she never fails.
But the problem is, Qiyana never puts her mind on her studies, and always tinkers with some weird things.
For example, recently, she has started to dream of becoming a character in Yuanshin again.
Don't even think about it, the majors they study have nothing to do with games, how could they join Mi Huyou?
Even if you join Mi Huyou, you may not be able to become an actor of a certain role.
For an explosive game like Yuanshen whose card pool exceeds 100 million on the first day, the requirements for its role must be very high.
Mei glanced at Kiana who was twisted into a ball again.
Although Kiyana is very cute and full of energy, she can always bring vitality to people.
But who wants an idiot as a game character?
Mei shook her head helplessly.
But the complaints are the complaints, she still reads the announcement on Mihuyou's official website.
Just because some time ago, Qiyana suddenly had an idea.
I want to join Mi Huyou.
At that time she said to Qiyana:
"Give up, Kiyana, now that Mi Huyou is a major domestic game company, the requirements for its employees must be very high.
We are two school students who have not yet graduated, and it would be strange if they would accept them.
Even if you can go in for an internship, they will definitely want me, a top student, instead of Qiyana, an idiot like you.
So, stop dreaming.
Why don't you go back and watch the on-campus job fair with me. "
But Kiyana smiled confidently at the time:
"Dreams still exist, what if they come true?
Moreover, as long as I am with Mei, I have the strength of a hundred people.
At that time, if you just join Mi Huyou, wouldn't it be easy to catch?"
Recalling such words, Mei smiled helplessly and shook her head.
Really.
What do you mean by having me, you have the strength of a hundred people?
If I add you, it will be the strength of two people at most.
But since then, Mei has been paying attention to the advertisement on Mihuyou's official website to see if there is any recruitment information.
Just like what Qiyana said, you can try it, what if you can join Mi Huyou?
"#!"
At this time, Qiyana suddenly rushed out of bed, ran to Mei, handed over the phone,
"I'll show you a good one! Take a look, this second creation video made me laugh to death."
Mei looked down.
The title is "Drill Gives "Yingmei" Artificial Respiration".
Artificial respiration... full of gimmicky.
But this Yingmei with quotation marks seems to imply that this video is not that simple.
Seeing Mei watching, Kiyana clicked to play immediately.
Not long after the start, Mei was given to Lei.
【"Traveler, are you okay?" Wendy yelled, looking for someone in the woods.
That attitude, that gesture, it looks like he is playing. 】
[The next moment, Kong, the male protagonist in the original god, was lying on the ground dressed as his younger sister, wearing the clothes of his younger sister Ying. 】
This kind of spoofing women's clothing may be just right for a treasure like Qiyana, but it is too early for her to accept it.
[Wendy is stunned and yells, "I'm a shit, traveler!!
The sound was the same as that of a pig being killed. 】
There is one thing to say, seeing this, Mei feels that Wendy's words are not at all disobedient.
It was Wendy who gave her the impression that she was the type who could do anything.
[Then Mandrill and Dadalia, two five-star characters who have been up before, appear in person, and Wendy surrounds "Ying".
Mandrill was surprised: "Isn't it? He was defeated by a wild boar?! Isn't this guy a genius?"]
Seeing this line, Mei couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.
Not to mention, the wild boars in the original gods are really strong.
No matter how many levels you are, you will be knocked over by a wild boar if you are not careful.
Especially the big wild boar king in the snow mountain, because of the cold mechanism, she died several times without hitting her.
【Dadalia also laughed and said: "I was stunned by a wild boar when I went out, you are such a genius!"】
Hearing that she was knocked out by a wild boar, Mei smiled unkindly.
Generally, a good cabbage is arched by a wild boar, describing a good girl being deceived by a bad man.
As a result, here it is describing Kong, who is disguised as a younger sister, being stunned by a wild boar, and the picture is full of sense.
[Seeing the two complaining, Wendy became anxious.
"Don't worry about that, quickly find a way to save her."]
【"To save her means..." Dadalia's eyes lit up, and his expression suddenly became excited, "Do you want that?"】
【Wendy shook her arms anxiously, nodded and said: "That's right, that one, who is going to save the traveler?"】
Mei secretly smiled.
"That" refers to artificial respiration.
[Drill raised his head, and said solemnly: "There is no other way, to be fair, let's guess the punch. 1
【Guessing punches, and then the unwilling Mandrill won.
He screamed, "Forget it, let me bury it somewhere."】
【Wendy is in a hurry, "Stop talking nonsense, do it quickly."
Dadalia looked envious, "Why don't you get out of the way and replace me."
Mandrill looked disgusted and said, "Ah, damn it, just wait for me!"
Then he half-kneeled on the ground and put his face on it. 】
Seeing this scene, Mei was a little nervous.
Full of anticipation.
Will it be kissed?
It's fine if it's true.
There are too many scenes of couples kissing in movies and TV dramas.
But it's the first time I've seen a man disguised as a woman and being kissed by another man.
The constant hurricane barrage also reflected the excitement of the audience.
【Grandpa is going to be unclean!】
【What do you guys want to do to me? You belong to Dijun!】
【Mandrill, you actually dislike me...don't let me do it!! You said my father is a man? Isn't that more exciting? (dog head)】
Kiyana held her breath at the side, watching the expression on Mei's face,
Seeing Mei staring at the screen nervously, curious about the next development, she couldn't help but snicker.
Sure enough, Mei's concentration is the best.
[In the video, just as Mandrill and "Ying" were about to kiss, the camera turned and Dadalia and Wendy opened their mouths wide with shock on their faces. 】
【Then "Ying" stood up blushing, and said bitterly: "Grandpa is not clean!"
Mandrill wiped his mouth and said angrily, "That's what I wanted to say, bastard!"]
The video ended here, but Mei couldn't help but click on the comment, wanting to see how everyone would react after watching such a grassy video.
[This was originally a classic screen clip of the game Genshin, but it was deleted because it did not meet the youth experience standards. I am very happy to be able to review this classic today, and I went whoring for nothing. 】
[The title of this video is old Yingdiao. 】
【Up master, I like you so much, can you give me a kowtow】
Well, it can only be said that netizens are all talents, and everyone has them.
"but.…………"
Mei looked at Qiyana helplessly,
"Do you think this video is really funny?
I didn't see where the joke was. "
Kiyana didn't expose the fact that Mei couldn't help laughing before, but explained:
"Didn't you see the details on Mandrill and Kongzui after [the kiss]?
This shows that they are not false relatives.
It may have been an accident, but they did kiss for real, so Wendy and Dadalia's shock, and Mandrill's and Kong's mutual dislike of each other are so real. "
"what?"
Mei replayed it again, looked at the details mentioned by Qiyana just now, and found that it was correct.
This video overturned, but not overturned.
Because it does do the artificial respiration mentioned in the title.
When I thought about the accident that the four of Wendy were filming this second creation video, a real kiss happened,
When I thought of creating a second creation, attracting heat, and improving my card
Chi Liushui, Kong and Mandrill have sacrificed a lot, their relationship may never go back,
Mei couldn't help laughing.
"Mei, why don't you laugh, this video is really funny, right?"
Kiyana hurriedly laughed and said,
"If we can also become the characters in the game in the future, and we can also shoot secondary creation videos together, so as to increase the popularity of the characters and keep the card pool flowing, how great would that be?
I don't know what it will be like if Mei becomes a game character.
But if the character is designed with me as the prototype, then Mei must be a cook who is very good at cooking.
If it is a demon, it is the demon of rice.
At that time, I will say a voice: Pots and pans, listen to my orders, it is very interesting to think about it.
Mei was helpless.
"Qiana, what are you talking about?
How could I say that kind of line?
What cook?
I often cook for you in the dormitory, you actually gave me such a nickname.
Then I'll give you a nickname too. "
"Okay, okay.
On the contrary, Qiyana is looking forward to it,
"Say it quickly, as long as it fits my image, I will accept whatever nickname you call me.
But presumably it must be linked to descriptions such as vitality and sunshine.
For example, Lie Yan Zhan Ji, Vitality Girl and so on. "
"No!"
The clever Mei quickly thought of a nickname,
she smiled,
"Remember when you climbed the wall and sneaked out at night in high school, and you were discovered by the teacher, do you make excuses?
I also said at the time that it was such an outrageous and funny excuse that even a single-celled creature like Paramecia would not believe it.
But what is even more outrageous is that the teacher actually believed it.
So, the nickname I gave to you idiot Qiyana is the grass locust 440 insect. "
"I don't want it!"
Kiyana shook her head,
"What kind of paramecium, it doesn't sound nice at all, how can anyone call it such a nickname?"
Mei: "Naqiana, don't call me a rice cooker from now on."
Qiyana: "Deal, Mei is not a cook, I am not a paramecium, win-win, this is double the happiness.
If I, Qiyana, can become a character in the game in the future, then I hope that my nickname is a domineering nickname like Lie Yan Zhan Ji, and it must not be Paramecium who says I am stupid
The nickname of the egg.
But after thinking about it, I know, it shouldn't be such a coincidence, I also have this nickname in the game, right?
Haha, how is it possible?
What am I talking about?"
Just as Mei was about to say something, a notification sound came from the computer.
She made a special setting, as long as there is new news on Mihuyou's official website, it will give a reminder.
When Mei opened it, her expression quickly became excited.
"Qiana, come and see, Mi Huyou has finally recruited people.
You can already submit your resume. If you pass the preliminary review, you can go to Mihuyou for an interview next week. "
"real or fake?"
Qiyana leaned over to take a look excitedly,
"It's true!! Mei, let's quickly send the resume we made earlier."
Because they are all seniors, it's time to find an internship.
So Mei and Qiyana had made their resumes in advance.
Mei's resume is full, with various luxurious experience and various awards.
And Qiyana's resume, uh, is relatively simple and generous.
Seeing that Qiyana herself was embarrassed.
"Well, if this kind of resume is sent to a big factory like Mi Huyou, it is estimated that the HR will reject it at a glance.
Mei smiled and comforted: "Kiana, be more confident. What if Mi Huyou's HR is wrong?"
Kiyana wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Mei, are you trying to comfort me?
Me, I really want to join Mi Huyou!
I beg Mi Huyou's big brother sister Uncle Aunt, who is in charge of reviewing resumes, to make a mistake.
I'm not too demanding.
As long as I have a long interview, let me take a look at the idols in the original gods.
Especially the actor of Zhongli which is my favorite.
Even if I lose the election in the end, I am willing to do so. "
"Zhongli?"
The corner of Mei's mouth couldn't help mumbling.
As a Chinese, with the blood of China flowing in his body, no one can reject Zhongli, a role that demonstrates the image of a father of virtue and "benevolence and righteousness" in traditional Chinese culture.
And the image of Zhongli can be displayed so perfectly, especially the performance in ZhongliPV.
Mei has already been moved.
She also has the same idea with Qiyana, and wants to meet Zhongli in reality.
Mei, who has never pursued stars, has already regarded Zhongli as her idol in her heart after watching "Zhongli Role Demonstration: Listener".
And meanwhile, at another university.
Xier, who was notified by her sister Bronya, also submitted her resume.
Xier is going through a process.
Because Shiraishi has made it clear to Bronya that her sister Xier will definitely be accepted.
When the time comes, the two sisters will play important roles in Honkai III together, which is a beautiful thing. .