boyutpedia Chapter 179 My Wife Has Been a Bandit for Many Years
Chapter 179 My Wife Has Been a Bandit for Many Years
"...So, Miss Jiang is the one who was in a hurry to go back after less than two days of your visit to Mellia last time, saying something like 'If you don't go back, your home will be robbed'... 'the one who was robbed'?"
"Is she also your only wife? Your lover? Your newlywed wife?"
After Zhou Shiyan's twenty minutes of patient explanation, Lu Si'en, who was devastated by such heavy news, finally tried his best to "put it together".
Zhou Shiyan nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, that's right, the summary is very good. Mr. Lu is indeed a teachable young man."
The diligent Mr. Lu was delighted when he heard this: "I know this sentence! It's the same as the last time you praised me for being a talent! Right?"
Zhou Shiyan almost couldn't hold back his laughter: "That's right, you are worthy of it!"
"..." However, Jiang Siyue, who had already accepted the reality and was just concentrating on eating, was speechless after hearing this.
She looked at Zhou Shiyan silently, and the message conveyed in her eyes was very clear.
——So this is how I learned this naive Shenzhou dialect from you.
Zhou Shiyan got it in a second, and immediately connected his brain waves with Jiang Siyue: I am not, I don’t! And wife, he is not a naive person!
Jiang Siyue: He is not, so are you? Teacher Zhou, are you bullying our international friends who can't understand the Chinese version of the yin and yang?
Zhou Shiyan: Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and I can’t explain it to him very clearly at once... But honey, can I understand the first half of your sentence as praising my intelligence, OvO?
Jiang Siyue: ...
"Hello? Hello!"
But the fact that they were looking at each other and talking on the phone as if no one was around finally made Lu Si'en, a kilowatt light bulb, unable to bear it anymore.
"I know you two have a good relationship, and I also know that there is a saying in your Shenzhou that 'a short separation is better than a new marriage'," Lu Sien said angrily, "but can you two stop flirting in front of me? Please respect me, a single dog who is temporarily single, okay?"
"Besides, it was your house that collapsed, not mine! Where are the countermeasures? Where are the plans? Where are the solutions? Where is the money???"
Mr. Zhou, whose house was bombed, turned a deaf ear to the bomb and kept his eyes on his wife's face.
Jiang Siyue, who had unintentionally demolished her own house, glanced at Lu Sien quietly: "Mr. Lu, since you know so much, I hope you can understand one more thing."
So Lu Sien asked again: "What?"
Under the round table where he couldn't see, Jiang Siyue pushed aside Zhou Shiyan's legs that were about to hook her calves for the ninety-ninth time.
But he remained calm at the round table and said sincerely: "From ancient times to the present, men who are keen on the 'AA system' deserve to not be able to find a partner."
Lu Sien: “…”
Even though he thought about all the sad things in his life, Zhou Shiyan still couldn't help laughing.
Seeing that Zhou Shiyan was laughing, Lu Sien finally got furious: "What do you mean!!"
Jiang Siyue did not answer, but raised her hand to call the waiter: "Hello, please open me another bottle of your most expensive after-dinner wine... Yes, all the expenses of this table will be paid by the elegant Mr. Lu opposite."
"?" The elegant Mr. Lu suffered a series of critical attacks and was now completely powerless to fight back. "Xiao Yanyan, I thought there would be no one in the world who was more powerful than you..."
"It seems that I am too superficial - your wife is the real 'King of Bandits'."
Zhou Shiyan said proudly: "Thank you very much. In fact, my wife has been a bandit for many years. I am just a 'bandit's wife' at best."
But before he could finish his words, Jiang Siyue stepped hard on his foot, and he could only pretend nothing had happened and shut up.
"..." Lu Si'en thought that if God could give him a chance to start over, he would definitely choose to be killed by the random bombardment of those mercenaries in the winery...
By the way, let’s go back to two weeks ago and slap the naive Lu Sien who was curious and wanted to meet Mrs. Zhou Shiyan twice! !
……
An hour later, outside the restaurant.
"Hey, take it, I have to fly to Espery later to settle my brother's debt. I don't have time to drink this!"
Lu Si'en paid the bill, but he held Zhou Shiyan's hand with a smile on his face and refused to let go, insisting on stuffing the unopened bottle of table wine worth 120,000 Green Eagle Coins into his arms.
Zhou Shiyan refused repeatedly: "No, no, no, I really don't need it. I'm busier than you and have even less time to drink... Take it and don't drop it!"
Lu Si'en pushed it back persistently: "Hey, why are you being so polite to your brother..."
"If you really don't want to drink, just give it to Shao Heng. Tell him that this is my advance payment for mahjong tuition! After I finish the rest of the things, I will go to Shenzhou as soon as possible to find him to teach me how to play mahjong!"
Jiang Siyue came out from the side door after making a phone call. From a distance, she saw the two of them arguing over each other like relatives giving each other red envelopes during the New Year. She couldn't help but laugh.
Zhou Shiyan caught a glimpse of the approaching figure out of the corner of his eye, and his eyes, which seemed to wish they were on Jiang Siyue, looked over there out of habit.
It was precisely this carelessness that gave Lu Si'en the opportunity to directly use force to push the bottle into his arm.
When Zhou Shiyan turned around again, he was already sitting in the car, waving and saying goodbye to people with a smile.
"Xiao Yanyan, I thought this was a rare opportunity, and I was planning to catch up with you. But since your wife is here, I won't disturb your world of two."
"I wish you a long-lasting marriage and a happy life together. Remember to treat me to your wedding banquet later 886!"
This was probably the most fluent Shenzhou dialect that Lu Si'en spoke. Even Zhou Shiyan didn't have time to react before he urged the driver as if he was being chased by a ghost: "Go, go!"
By the time Jiang Siyue walked to Zhou Shiyan's side, the Bentley carrying Lu Sien had disappeared without a trace, not even a trace of exhaust gas was left.
"Who is this little yellow-haired boy?" Jiang Siyue knew that he was running so fast to avoid her. She was speechless and amused for a moment.
Zhou Shiyan quietly moved closer to Jiang Siyue and said obediently, "He is from a prominent family in Mellia, and is the current head of the Richter family."
"A member of the Richter family?" Jiang Siyue was even more confused. "Then why is his last name 'Lu'?"
"Well...Since Si'en's mother is from Shenzhou, he took her surname."
Jiang Siyue understood instantly: "Oh, so that's it. No wonder he is so interested in Shenzhou culture."
After a pause, she asked, "But didn't Mr. Lu's mother teach him? I think his current level of Shenzhou dialect is even worse than that of a primary school student."
"Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that you are causing trouble."
Zhou Shiyan's right hand, hanging by his side, was just a little bit away from hooking Jiang Siyue's knuckles, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he was so scared that he shrank back.
"Wife, I am innocent," but he simply complained while leaning on Jiang Siyue's shoulder like a boneless person, "It's not that Aunt Lu didn't teach me, she died unexpectedly when Si En was very young."
"I met him when I was seventeen and in my second year of teaching at Mellia. At that time, his vocabulary was limited to 'hello', 'thank you', and 'you're welcome'."
The soft black hair brushed against the back of his neck. Jiang Siyue tilted his neck uncomfortably, but for the first time ever, he did not push him away: "...Teaching? Have you really been a teacher?"
"Hey, it's the professor~" The little trick was successfully accomplished, and Zhou Shiyan curled up the corners of his mouth secretly, "If Ah Yue is interested, I can tell you slowly when we get back."
Jiang Siyue didn't know what she was laughing at. As the atmosphere was getting tense, she couldn't help but called out in a teasing tone, "Professor Zhou."
Although it was not the first time he heard this name from her mouth, Zhou Shiyan's ears still felt hot because of the indescribable affection.
"Don't... huh?"
However, just as he was about to half-encircle Jiang Siyue and get into the car, the latter suddenly raised her hand and pinched his jaw without any warning.
Zhou Shiyan looked at Jiang Siyue in bewilderment as she turned to face him. The palm of his right hand, which was stuck under his chin, even tightened. "...Ayue...?"
Jiang Siyue stared straight at the pair of sparkling peach blossom eyes behind his glasses, but the smile on her lips revealed an unspeakable danger: "Professor Zhou is rich and powerful, and he can write off the winery's compensation with a wave of his hand..."
"Then what about the hundreds of millions lost in my 'legacy card'? How many diamond mines do you plan to use to fill it back?"