The Dog King of Siheyuan Tears and Rebirth

Chapter 189 Xu Damao takes care of the child

Hearing Xu Damao's imagination of the truth, He Yuzhu was also shocked. This guy is more cunning than a monkey when he gets into trouble. However, he would not admit it, so he said, "I don't understand anything you say. Anyway, we are divorced. Now I am the same as you, a bachelor with three burdens. Do you think I am worse off than you?"

"No, you, you are pretending here... Oh! Forget it, let's not talk about this. It's really pitiful to have three burdens. But at least you have three daughters, don't you? What will you do in the future? Who will take care of your children?" Xu Damao said.

"Isn't it just that Ma Hua is in the yard? His wife is helping to take care of him."

"Your apprentice's wife is helping to take care of the baby?" Xu Damao asked in confusion, "Doesn't she have to go to work?"

"Quit!"

"Quit? This..." Xu Damao thought about it again. After a long time, Xu Damao shouted, "Oh, I know, He Yuzhu, you are smart enough! Ma Hua and his wife came in half a year ago, so you have already, already..."

"What do you mean already?" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"You know what I mean. I won't say any more. Hey! We are really like that now. We are both wanderers in this world. Why are we having dinner together tonight?" Xu Damao said.

"You do it?" He Yuzhu asked.

"How is that possible? You know I'm a terrible cook."

"I can't do it. Don't you see that I have to take care of three children? I'm both a father and a mother. How can it be easy for me?" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"Hey, I'll bring it to you, you go cook."

"You? Can you lead it?" He Yuzhu sneered.

"What you said, even if I haven't eaten pork, I have seen a pig run. It's very simple." Xu Damao said confidently.

"Hahaha, Xu Damao, remember your words. When my little one wakes up, I'll leave it to you. I'll also give you the urine mustard and the feeding. I'll let you experience it for yourself."

"Just hand it over. Do you think I can't do it?" Xu Damao said guiltily.

"Okay, it's time. I'll leave this to you. I'll go cook." He Yuzhu said with a smile and walked towards the kitchen.

"Go ahead, go ahead, make some more. I haven't eaten your cooking for a long time."

Not long after He Yuzhu got up in the kitchen, He Ying woke up first.

She opened her eyes and climbed out of bed, looking at Xu Damao in the room. She asked dazedly, "Uncle Xu, where is my dad?"

"Hey, you're up! Your dad went to make you some food. Come and play with your uncle. I'll give you some candy."

As he spoke, Xu Damao took out a piece of candy and held it in his hand.

Seeing the candy in Xu Damao's hand, He Ying immediately came to her senses, jumped over and said, "Candy, I want some candy."

"Be good, Uncle Xu will peel it for you."

Soon, Xu Damao stuffed a candy into He Ying's mouth. Seeing He Ying's satisfied look, Xu Damao couldn't help but laugh in his heart, "Isn't this easy to take care of? I didn't think it would be difficult to get something done with a candy. But this child is fun, with a chubby face. I just want to pinch it when I see it."

Thinking about it, Xu Damao took out another candy and shouted, "Ying'er, come here, come here and let Uncle Xu pinch your little face, this candy is yours!"

Hearing Xu Damao's words, Ying'er ran over obediently and took the candy, then stretched her head in front of Xu Damao, looking as if she was willing to be manipulated by him.

Seeing the chubby little face, Xu Damao gently pinched it, and then said to himself, "It's quite fun, hehe, that's it! How nice it would be if I had one, even if it was a daughter?"

Just like that, Xu Damao and Ying'er started playing, and for a while they both had a lot of fun. During the game, Xu Damao thought of many ways to make Ying'er laugh.

As a result, the laughter soon woke up the sleeping He Xi. Hearing the crying, Xu Damao immediately ran over, picked up the child, and started shaking the child like a woman coaxing a child.

However, this time it was not as simple as a piece of candy. After shaking for a long time, the child still kept crying, and Xu Damao was at a loss.

"This... Ying'er, why is your sister always crying?" Xu Damao asked with a bitter face.

"Stinky, stinky, when my sister cries, there's stinky." Ying'er shouted.

Although she is young, she has already seen that her mother will change the baby whenever her sister cries.

"Stinky?" Xu Damao asked doubtfully, "You mean shit?"

As he said that, Xu Damao put the child on the bed. Then he saw the wet urine mustard and smelled a faint stench. Xu Damao opened the urine mustard and saw a pile of yellow shit scattered on it.

"Ugh!" Xu Damao vomited subconsciously, and then he wanted to go out and call He Yuzhu back.

But he soon remembered what He Yuzhu said, and he didn't want to admit defeat. If he asked He Yuzhu to replace him, he would be laughed at to death.

"Hey, let me try."

So, Xu Damao endured the nausea and pulled out the urine mustard, then threw it on the ground.

Looking at the shit on Xi'er's butt, Xu Damao was at a loss. How could he wipe it off? Thinking about it, he searched around, and soon his eyes fell on He Yuzhu's towel.

So he walked over, took the towel from the washstand, and started to wipe it. Soon, Xier's butt was wiped clean.

Throwing the towel on the ground, Xu Damao smiled and held the child in his arms and started teasing him.

"Ying'er, see, Uncle Xu is still okay. Your sister doesn't cry anymore. Hahaha, your dad said that children are difficult to raise! Look, isn't Uncle Xu awesome?" Xu Damao said with a smile.

"Uncle Xu, candy!"

"Hey, you don't even praise your uncle Xu, you just keep the candy. Here you go."

After giving it to the child, Xu Damao walked around the room with the child in his arms. As he was laughing happily, he felt a warm feeling on his arm, and then drops of liquid flowed down his arm onto his hand.

"Ah! She peed!" Xu Damao shouted immediately, "He Yuzhu, come here quickly, your daughter peed, peed, oh, here, my pants..."

Hearing the shout, He Yuzhu immediately ran in, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"He Yuzhu, your daughter peed all over me, look..."

Hearing Xu Damao's words, He Yuzhu looked over and saw that Xu Damao was covered in urine.

"Hahaha, Xu Damao, I'm talking to you, bastard. Where is my daughter's urine mustard seed? If you pull out the urine mustard seed, won't she pee on you?" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"It's on the ground. Isn't it pulled? What if I don't pull it?" Xu Damao said aggrievedly.

"No...you used my face towel to wipe your butt?" He Yuzhu said when he saw the towel on the ground.

"Then what should I use to wipe it? I can't use my hands, right?"

"Hey! You are just learning!" He Yuzhu shook his head and said, "Give me the child, and go change your clothes."

As he spoke, He Yuzhu took the child, put him on the bed, opened the cloth bag beside him, took out the diaper mustard, and started fiddling with it skillfully.

Xu Damao, who was watching nearby, was stunned. "I think you are too skillful!"

"Hey, I already brought three of them, this is nothing, you still have a lot to learn!" He Yuzhu said with a smile, "Go change your clothes!"