boyutpedia Chapter 255 Master, don't speak up!
Chapter 255 Master, don't speak up!
"Xianchang is too partial, isn't it? He has arranged so many women for Brother Monkey, but my old pig has only one spring thirtieth girl?"
In Baoxiang Country, Zhu Bajie hummed and complained with a dissatisfied face.
"Bajie, what nonsense are you talking about? We are monks, and we pay attention to the emptiness of the four elements. We must not remember the marriage in this world..." Xuanzang immediately frowned, and scolded bitterly on the side.
"Well, don't I just say it casually? Master, why did you start again..."
Zhu Bajie murmured and hurriedly shut up.
Master's serious lectures are even more terrifying than chanting a spell.
In the theater, Sun Wukong sat in his seat with a look of hopelessness.
In such a short film of less than three hours, Mu You actually arranged three women for him.
He couldn't tell whether Mu You was good or bad for him.
However, "Seven Fifty Zero" left Sun Wukong speechless.
Next Bull Demon King wants to marry Zixia, at this time Princess Tieshan arrives at Niufu.
When it comes to Mrs. Niu's appearance, it is really full of aura.
As soon as I heard the name of my wife, I was almost intimidated by a group of arrogant Bull Demon Kings.
The Supreme Treasure found Zixia in the courtyard. At this time, Zixia was angry with the Supreme Treasure, and when he saw the Supreme Treasure, he immediately drew his sword and pointed at him.
Hence the following classic dialogue.
"The sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat at that time, but after a quarter of the incense stick, the mistress of this sword will fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie..."
With a tearful and affectionate confession, Zhizunbao successfully made Zixia change his mind and completely fell.
Seeing Zixia, like a naive little girl longing for love, who believes in the words of the Supreme Treasure, many female viewers couldn't help but scolded the scumbag of the Supreme Treasure in their hearts.
"But I don't think he lied..."
Bai Jingjing looked at the Supreme Treasure on the screen with a smile.
Tears can lie, but eyes cannot lie.
What the Supreme Treasure said was not a lie, but it was not to Zixia, but to Bai Jingjing.
Maybe many people will think that the supreme treasure is a scumbag, but only Bai Jingjing will not.
A man who is willing to bear the infamy for the woman he loves, and will do anything to get the moonlight treasure box and go back to find his lover. In her eyes, not only is he not a scumbag, but he is also the most infatuated man in the world.
"So, this is the origin of 'Love you ten thousand years'?"
Ao Jingjing whispered in Mu You's ear next to her.
The little loli in the front row also looked back at Mu You strangely.
Before Mu You gave the stick an inexplicable name of "Love you for ten thousand years", and now the two finally understand the reason.
Mu You nodded: "This is indeed the source, but if you want to talk about the specific origin, it should be another movie..."
Sun Wukong was listening and wanted to ask.
But at this time, a more exciting plot appeared on the screen.
"Can you tell me exactly what happened?"
Princess Tieshan took the Supreme Bao aside to inquire about the situation.
"I said it, sister-in-law!" 5
"You call me sister-in-law? 35
"Oh, sorry, it should be Mrs. Niu..."
"Okay, okay... When I used to watch the moon with me, I was called Xiao Tiantian, but now the new one is better than the old one, and it is called Mrs. Niu?"
"Little sweet?"
Sun Wukong and the Supreme Treasure in the movie are almost in unison.
"Do you think I came here so hard for this stinking cow? It's for you, a conscienceless monkey!
"Brother Monkey is too strong, even the elder sister-in-law dares to seduce!"
In Baoxiang Country Middle School, the three teachers and apprentices were stunned.
Zhu Bajie has a look of contempt, laughing at my old pig all day long for thinking about marrying a wife, you monkey is way too much than my old pig!
In the theater, Sun Wukong has no worries, and he doesn't even bother to complain.
At this time, he unexpectedly remembered what monks often said, "Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form", which seemed very reasonable.
"Hey, virtuous brother, it's really hard for you."
When the Bull Demon King in the play said this sentence, everyone couldn't help but mourned for the green bull.
"Aren't you afraid of the Bull Demon King coming to you desperately?
The dragon girl next to him gave Mu You a strange look.
"To be honest...I didn't think about that much 99
Mu You touched his nose in embarrassment.
"The soldiers will come to block it, and the water will come to cover it with the earth.
After nightfall, the Supreme Treasure was going to find Zixia for an appointment, but was stopped by two junior brothers on the way and took him to the prison where the master was.
And so, another classic scene was born...
I have to say, there are really many famous scenes in Journey to the West.
Especially in the lower part of Cinderella, there are classics almost everywhere.
"Wukong, do you know what Dangdang is?"
"What Dangdang?"
"Dangdangdang, that is... only-you, can accompany me to take the Western Sutra, only-you, can kill demons and exorcise demons.
In the film, Xuanzang suddenly began to sing loudly, which caught all the audience off guard.
"I will take the blame and send you to death. I will do my best for all sentient beings. The sacrifice is also worth it. Namo Amitabha~"
In Baoxiang Country Middle School, the tenor's singing reverberated in the room.
Next to him, Bajie and Sha Seng looked at Xuanzang in shock, as if they had seen some kind of strange creature.
"Master, Master, this...is this really what you sang?" Sha Seng asked in disbelief.
Xuanzang hurriedly bowed his head to Amitabha and said a rare expression called "embarrassment" on his face.
"Is this even a song?"
"I'll take the blame and send you to death, this lyrics... so funny!
"That serious Elder Tang can actually sing..."
There was an uproar in the theater.
Many people were stunned after watching this.
I just feel that the image of the holy monk in the "Waiting to the West" seems to be completely subverted in this song.
Sun Wukong was also stunned.
"My mom 1.2, the monk actually opened his mouth..."
When he came back to his senses, Sun Wukong couldn't help clasping his arms, only to feel goosebumps all over his body.
Is there no one to stop him? This singing... is even scarier than his chanting!
"Oh, how big your mother is, you're never finished! I can't stand you at all if you don't care about it. You're here. I'll stab you to death!"
The Supreme Treasure in the film, as if hearing his prayer, knocked Xuanzang to the ground with one punch, finally making the world quiet, and then panicked and ran away.
Xuanzang got up from the ground, but looked at the Supreme Treasure unswervingly: "Wu Kong, you can stab me to death, there is no need to mourn in life, and there is no need to suffer in death. When you understand that you will sacrifice your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me. Song's! 99
"Even if my grandson is dead, he will not sing this kind of song to you! What a shame!
Sun Wukong wailed in his heart.