boyutpedia Chapter 1102: Wouldn’t he fall into the toilet?
Chapter 1102: Wouldn’t he fall into the toilet?
Until I fainted from the pain.
The little maid waited outside for a long time.
He could smell the stench even outside.
But as a servant, he wouldn't say anything even if he smelled it. This was what he had to do for the young lady every day. He was used to the smell.
"Miss, Miss, are you okay?" the little maid shouted anxiously outside.
Eyes constantly looking outside.
I was worried that someone might wander over here.
Some people did come here to play, but they smelled the stench from afar and left quickly without even coming inside.
"Who is this? Such a person has no sense of public morality and poops everywhere. It stinks."
"What a fucking disgusting person."
Several people came nearby and left cursing.
The little maid heard the sound. Fortunately, they didn't come in. It would have been bad if they had seen their young lady pooping again.
"Miss, Miss, please hurry up, someone is coming outside." The little maid said nervously.
He called out several times, but the young lady didn't respond to him.
Could it be that the young lady was angry with him? But he was also worried that the young lady's body would be seen by others if he stayed here.
He took two steps inside and when he saw the person lying on the ground, covered in filth, he was so scared that he fell to the ground.
Looking at the man with a bruised face and nose, he was wearing his daughter's clothes.
The face is bruised, and this fat body belongs to someone else but their daughter.
Their young lady just came here to take a shit, how could she be beaten by others?
This is on the back mountain of the temple, and many people come here to play.
What should I do with my stinky body? And I was beaten.
He had no way of cleaning the disgusting stuff stuck to the lady's clothes because there was no water here.
He could only take off the lady's outer layer of clothes.
The pure white inner garment is exposed.
There is no way to let the lady lie on his back like this, it would be better if others can't see his face.
If he wore clothes stained with shit and carried the lady on his back walking around the temple, people would be able to smell it from afar, which would be even more detrimental to the reputation of their lady.
Xiao Yi, who was standing on the tree, held his breath and pinched his nose the whole time.
Only after he saw the maid outside dragging the person away did he leave.
After leaving this place, he took a deep breath of the fresh air and felt alive again.
Xiao Yi walked over from a distance, wanting to get closer to Xiao Zhen and Gu Yao.
Gu Yao smelled the air: "Why does it smell so bad?"
"Get away from me." Xiao Zhen directly asked Xiao Yi to disappear.
Don't get close to him. What has he been doing? Even if he just took a shit, it wouldn't stink that bad.
Xiao Yi was almost becoming autistic when he smelled that disgusting smell just now.
The main thing was that a girl made such a big noise and it was so smelly. She had never smelled a woman so smelly.
Xiao disappeared in a flash.
Gu Yao frowned and looked at Xiao Zhen: "Did Xiao Yi fall into the toilet just now? If that's the case, don't let him appear in front of us today. Let him clean it up."
This is a temple, but this is the first time I see Xiao Yi in such a mess.
Xiao Zhen had no idea what Xiao Yi was doing to make himself so disgraced.
"Miss, don't worry! If Xiao Yi doesn't clean up today, no one will come over." Xiao Zhen promised.
Xiao Yi sniffed his body hard.
Why hasn't this smell gone away?
He sniffed his entire body carefully and looked at his feet.
Could it be that the eldest lady from the Prime Minister’s Mansion who was kicked just now got the infection on her shoes?
He took off his shoes and saw the soles, which made him feel disgusted, so he threw the shoes away.
He asked other guards to help him brush his shoes, and then he snatched other people's shoes and put them on his own feet.
"Boss, how could you do this? I have to protect our master. What should I do without shoes?"
"What are you protecting? I am here to protect our master and the young master. Go and brush my shoes first. After they are dry, you can put them on again without any problem in walking." Xiao Yi didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said.
When he appeared in front of Gu Yao and the others, Gu Yao realized that there was no smell.
"What's wrong with you? Did you really fall into the toilet just now?" Gu Yao found it funny.
This is a temple. If someone smells it, wouldn’t they be pissed to death?
Especially in this temple, there are many daughters of officials and wives from all walks of life.
When he thought about Xiao Yi trying to disgust others, he realized that the smell he had just smelled was not bad at all. Instead, he felt a little happier and felt that the prank was a success.
Alone Better Together.
They didn't donate any incense money and didn't live here, so they didn't have any guest rooms.
Together they found a wide open space.
After making sure that there was no one around, he told the boss and the young master everything he had done.
Gu Yao almost laughed out loud when she heard this.
"You are such a playful kid. Aren't you worried that you might piss him off to death?" When Gu Yao spoke of him, she gestured to a human figure, which was a fat woman.
He didn't reveal the person's identity because he was worried that someone might hear it.
"He bullied the young lady, so naturally I have to punish him. I thought it would be a simple meal, but who would have thought that he would give me this opportunity. I should not miss this opportunity."
Xiao Yi was very proud.
This was the first time he had done such a thing.
This is the first time I have done this to a woman.
As long as their master and mistress are happy, he doesn't care whether the target of bullying is a man or a woman.
As long as you are not nice to their master, you will be beaten no matter whether you are a man or a woman.
Or be killed.
For people like them who come from a background of secret guards, as long as their master is safe, they must obey and carry out perfectly the orders given by their master.
This was the most disgusting thing he had ever done since he became a secret guard.
It was also the funniest one.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and disappear from my sight, and don't let anyone else see you. It'll be fine as long as I have your boss in front of me." Gu Yao had complete trust in Xiao Zhen's kung fu.
Xiao Zhen's kung fu is also the best among their group.
He is also the person that Gu Yao trusts the most.
Xiao nodded and disappeared in front of the crowd.
"I didn't expect your men to be so funny. They are cultivated talents." Gu Yao laughed again as she spoke.
Xiao Zhen was a little embarrassed, but his face remained calm: "That lady deserved it. As long as I, Xiao Zhen, am here, no one can bully the lady."
"I have heard your loyalty. You are the person I trust the most and also my most powerful bodyguard. From now on, just follow me when I go out. As long as you don't betray me, I will not abandon you." Gu Yao said seriously.