boyutpedia Chapter 200: If I Can’T Fool Teacher Jiang, How Can I Fool You?
Chapter 200: If I Can’T Fool Teacher Jiang, How Can I Fool You?
After learning the truth, the students in Class 4 were shattered.
It turns out that they were being teased by Teacher Jiang the whole time.
At this time, everyone couldn't help but complain.
"Teacher Jiang, you are so evil! You treated us like fools!"
"In the next life, you must buy a brain that will not be deceived by Teacher Jiang. I have been deceived too many times in this life..."
"It's so sad. I didn't expect you to be like this, Teacher Jiang. I thought you had changed your ways..."
"Everyone, please remember, from now on, no matter what Teacher Jiang says, except for the knowledge in the classroom, you can't believe anything else!"
"..."
Jiang Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard the chatter under the podium.
Am I a heinous sinner?
What you are saying is turning me into a heinous murderer!
They all wanted to drag me to the execution ground and shoot me for five minutes.
"Come on, hurry up and take out the books. I will continue to talk to you today. I won't waste any more time..."
Jiang Feng was so inert that he would delay the end of get out of class if he wasted any more time.
After realizing something was wrong, he suddenly stopped suddenly.
How could my upright teacher drag him down? Isn’t that a big loss?
He quickly changed his words and said: "If I waste more time, I will lecture less to your class and leave the time to Class 3."
If he had said anything else, these students would definitely want to talk more.
But if it comes to treating them and Class 3 unfairly, they will immediately cheer up!
Not convinced at all.
as expected.
This sentence is so powerful that it can be called a killer weapon.
As soon as he said it, the students in the class immediately stopped.
Song Hang: "That's wrong! Teacher Jiang is the best teacher! He is serious and responsible, rigorous in teaching, tireless in teaching, and never cheats students! He is a model in the teaching world!"
Qiu Ting: "Brother Hang, stay away from me when you go out tonight. I'm afraid that I will be implicated when you are struck by lightning..."
Zhang Bo: "Teacher Jiang, stop talking and start talking! You see, I have opened the book! This is my love for knowledge!"
Liu Xiaotian: "Brother, take a closer look. You are holding a math book. Aren't you afraid that Teacher Jiang will beat you to death after seeing it?"
"..."
In this laughter.
Jiang Feng quickly deceived all the students' minds.
Then he took the lead in opening the textbook and started teaching.
For Jiang Feng, the above are just additions to the lively atmosphere.
As a teacher, giving lectures and imparting knowledge to students is fundamental.
Other than that it's all bullshit.
...
Unknowingly.
More than thirty minutes passed.
The time has quickly come to the end of get out of class.
The last compulsory classical Chinese lesson "Hongmen Banquet" was finished at this time.
Jiang Feng closed the textbook.
Standing on the podium, he said: "The classical Chinese text in the last compulsory course is now finished. The rest will be left to you to memorize after class."
"Don't think that's the end of it. Starting from the day after tomorrow, I will conduct spot checks from time to time."
Although Jiang Feng said there would be some irregular spot checks, the students still breathed a sigh of relief at this time.
They even gave each other high fives to celebrate.
This damn classical Chinese novel is finally over!
No matter what, the days ahead will be much easier!
"It's finally over! If it weren't for the fact that fireworks are not allowed here, I would have bought some fireworks to set off at school to celebrate!"
"The Emperor has paid off and finally allowed me, Liu, to survive to the end! I feel like vomiting when I read classical Chinese. After studying for so long, it is really torture..."
"It's great! I've finally finished speaking classical Chinese. I'll treat some of you to drinks tonight! Brother Hang will pay for it!"
"Fuck you! Do you think I'm a rich person? A bottle of drink costs up to three yuan per person! If you exceed the limit, you'll have to pay for it yourself!"
"..."
Just when they are happy.
Jiang Feng poured cold water on them.
"Don't be too happy yet, it's not over yet. We have an introduction to the classic "The Analects" after class. Everyone must have a copy of "The Analects". Everyone needs to feel the influence of Confucius again."
puff!
The Analects of Confucius?
Why are you still playing like this?
Isn't this just coming out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den!
And they just said it when they were happy!
Teacher Jiang, you really deserve the title of Lao Liu!
"No, I have to die. Teacher Jiang, please let me take a break first. Please give us this heart-wrenching news in a few days, okay?"
"Pfft! Teacher Jiang, I'm not familiar with Confucius. I've never met him. Why don't you find someone else?"
"How about we talk about this next week, Teacher Jiang? We are still children of the same age and cannot withstand such torture."
Jiang Feng didn't listen to their complaints at all.
He continued: "In case you buy different versions separately, it is easy to make mistakes, so I have bought them for you in advance. The courier has now arrived at the school's security room."
"When class is over, find a few people to take the time to go to the security room to get it. By the way, you can also bring Class 3's share and send it to them."
! ! !
Jiang Feng just finished speaking.
Many students in Class 4 seemed to have turned on some switch.
Inexplicably, I remembered the "gift" Teacher Jiang gave me last time!
Not during the drama performance.
It was the May 3 practice questions and a set of real question papers that were packaged as gifts!
Immediately, several students looked at each other and volunteered to pick up the express delivery!
"Me, me, me! Teacher Jiang, I am strong, leave it to me!"
"Don't worry, Teacher Jiang, we promise to deliver it to Class 3 properly!"
"That's right, even if we don't want it ourselves, we have to give it to our dear classmates in Class 3!"
As they spoke, evil smiles appeared on the corners of everyone's lips.
I can't wait to fly over and pick up the express right away.
At this time.
Jingle bell bell~
As the bell rings.
Several boys rushed out immediately, forgetting even the pain of Wen Yanwen!
And in the classroom.
Several girls also started to get busy.
"Qingqing, do you still have the gift wrapping paper you bought before? Take some out quickly."
"Yes, it's been prepared a long time ago. Just ask Xu Lei to bring some ribbons over!"
"Okay, let's pack it better and give Class 3 a big surprise later!"
...
Just from the movements and expressions of these students.
The audience in the live broadcast room had already guessed that these students were planning to take revenge for the last time!
Last time Ma Xiaohao gave Class 4 a "gift".
After opening it with joy, the gift box contained copies of "May Three" neatly.
It pissed them off half to death.
Although it was Teacher Jiang who was responsible for this, the person who carried it out was Class Three.
It makes sense to go back for revenge, right?
If I can’t fool Teacher Jiang, how can I fool you?
There happens to be such a good opportunity now, so I take advantage of this opportunity to get back in!
[I started laughing uncontrollably. These students really know how to play. I was tricked by Class 3 last time, I still remember it now! It’s never too late for a gentleman to take revenge, right? 】
[I counted it, it was 25 days. Of course, if you don’t believe me, you can still count them. After counting, you will find... you will find that what I said is false, because I made up these 25 days. 】
【Day, I almost believed it when I stepped on the horse! You know how to reverse things, but if I miss reading the next line, I will be fooled by you! 】
[This is fun, students and teachers compete with each other, and students compete with students. Why didn’t I have such a happy high school time? 】
[Because your kid has been staring at the girl Bai Yueguang in the class for three years of high school. All his eyes were on her. He even watched her secretly for three years without daring to confess his love. How could he still have the time to pay attention to the good times in school? 】
【Damn it! You scold him just because you scold him, why do you still bring AOE damage! I'm going to watch the live broadcast, but I still get slapped by you for no reason, right? 】
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