After hearing my voice, the whole court went crazy

Chapter 144: Dung Beetle Looking for Dung



Chapter 144: Dung Beetle Looking for Dung

Zheng An Ning narrowed his eyes and looked at her with a nasty smile, "Jiang Ruyan, I'll let you jump around a little longer, but since you've fallen into my hands today, you'll have to get a slap in the face."

"Okay," Zheng Wanning smiled gently and charmingly.

In the plum blossom forest, petals fell like rain, it was beautiful and dreamy. Along the way, a group of girls chattered and talked, and they would occasionally tease Zheng An Ning.

"There's a young master holding a poetry reading up ahead, and I heard that Prince Rong is here too. Shall we go take a look?" one of the girls said, with curiosity and a hint of shyness on her face.

"Sure, we can also have some discussions with each other."

Zheng Anning pulled Erha and rolled his eyes impatiently. It was the same plot again, boring, and always making things difficult for the heroine, but why did this heroine feel half-invisible?

She wanted to see how Jiang Ruyan was being bullied.

The poetry reading was held in a pavilion, where many young men gathered. Basically, all those who liked to join in the fun came. Before they arrived, they could hear the sound of poetry reciting and cheers from afar.

"The jade-like bones are cold under the moon, and the subtle fragrance drifts into the dream. The snow-white skin is frozen and there is no sweat. Only then do I believe that the spring breeze is just like this."

"Well, Mr. Lin's poem is amazing. He doesn't mention plum blossoms in any sentence, but he writes about it everywhere."

"Yes, he is indeed the son of Master Lin."

[Oh, it's quite lively! This Mr. Lin, I remember he is Lin Zixiang's brother, right? ]

The young men were still clapping and cheering when they saw the ladies coming in this direction. They immediately raised their heads and chests, straightened their clothes, and each of them was as confident as a peacock spreading its tail, determined to show their best side.

Erha: What's going on? Is spring here?

"Look, Princess, they are coming!"

The young masters quickly put away their smiles, smiled without showing their teeth, and showed off their best state, commonly known as pretending to be cool and arrogant.

"Ladies, what's the matter with you coming here?" Lin Jiaran asked politely, very surprised by their arrival.

"It's okay, I just came to take a look. You guys continue!" Chu Mengying said arrogantly, as if she didn't care about anyone.

I don't know what's so interesting about this poem? It's boring.

"Gentlemen, how about we have a sparring match?" Yan Ruyu suggested with a cute look and a hint of playfulness.

"Okay, that's a good idea."

"Yes, there are many talented women here, hahahaha"

The young masters talked left and right, speaking with great interest.

Zheng An Ning didn't care what they said and took Erha to the pavilion, only to find that Rong Lin was drinking tea with Chu Mingze.

[This Rong Lin is quite elegant! Meilin is making tea, but these people are a bit noisy. ]

Rong Lin was still dressed in white, as cold and pure as Xue Zi, drinking tea without even raising his head.

"Sixth Miss, would you like some tea? Cloud Mist Tea, would you like some?"

"Okay!"

"This is plum blossom cake. It contains sour plums. It tastes sour and sweet. You can try it."

He poured Zheng Anning a cup of tea and motioned for her to try the pastries and tea.

Zheng Anning quickly picked up a piece of pastry and started eating. She fell in love with it as soon as she took a bite. The pastry was sour and sweet, soft and sticky, with the floral fragrance flowing between her lips and teeth. The fruity flavor of sour plums neutralized the sweetness, making the pastry rich in layers.

[No, this kid eats so well? Why don't you call her earlier. ]

She took another sip of the tea. It had a rich aroma and a sweet aftertaste. It was quite delicious.

[Does Rong Lin have a closet full of white clothes? I have that feeling, a domineering president with mysophobia, who likes to wear the same clothes, likes the same type of women, and is misogynistic, hahahahahahahaha]

The Husky bumped into Rong Lin in a mean manner, wanting to leave marks on him with its claws. Humph, he holds a grudge.

Rong Lin quickly took the teacup and put it on its paw.

[Such a good teacup is wasted, what a waste!]

The Husky moved its other paw upwards, humph, do you understand how to make a feint to the east and attack in the west, you little brat.

"Zheng Anning, why is this wolf so stupid? Where did you get it? Get me one too?" Chu Mingze looked at Erha eagerly, his determination was so strong.

"Does your little gray agree?"

"Ms. Zheng Liu, your sister is the most talented woman in the capital, so you are probably not bad either?" Yan Ruyu looked at Zheng An Ning with a smile.

Everyone followed her gaze into the pavilion and looked at each other in confusion. Miss Zheng Liu?

You asked her to write poetry? I heard she grew up in a Taoist temple, what's the matter?

"What aspect are you talking about? Fighting is of course not bad!" Zheng An Ning waved his hand.

"How about Miss Six, you write a poem for us? How about an opening poem?"

"It's nothing. First, I'm uneducated. Second, I have no morals. Don't use morality to pressure me. Third, I'm not easy to mess with. Don't mess with me. Otherwise, if you have a miscarriage, don't blame me."

"What? Miscarriage?"

"Isn't Miss Yan still unmarried?"

"Why did Miss Zheng Liu insult my reputation? If you are not happy about it, that's fine, but why do you want to harm me and my Yan family?" Yan Ruyu burst into tears instantly, biting her red lips lightly, with tears in her eyes, and questioning with grievance, which made many young masters feel distressed.

How did Zheng An Ning know this? Damn it, I'm so annoyed, I must get rid of her.

"No, Miss Six is ​​going too far, isn't she? How can you slander someone's innocence so casually?"

"Yes! Although Miss Six is ​​young, she can't just talk nonsense,"

"Tsk, you are indeed sent to the countryside. You have no manners."

Zheng Wanning was not happy. She said coldly, "Oh, why are you talking so much? Can't you just find a doctor to check whether you are pregnant or not?"

"Still, Miss Yan, you don't dare?"

Zheng Wanning looked at Yan Ruyu coldly. Haha, of course she believed her sister. If she said that this person was pregnant, then she was pregnant and had ulterior motives.

Yan Ruyu was a little flustered. She wanted to say something, but Jiang Ruyan pulled her arm and said, "Sister Wan Ning, what you said is a little inappropriate. Regardless of whether this is true or not, Sister An Ning has slandered someone's innocence. Ruyu is innocent, so how could she be pregnant?"

"Besides, Sister An Ning said that she is uneducated, so can she say whatever she wants?"

Zheng Anning smiled and spread his hands, "Yes, yes, I am uneducated, you can just treat it as my nonsense, okay? I am still a baby, do you think you are educated and moral just because you bully a child like me?

Where's your face? Why is it so big? Can't you just play your own games? Why are you so insistent on coming closer? Are you dung beetles? Are you looking for poop because you're hungry?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Zheng Anning, they are dung beetles, then what are you, dung?" Chu Mingze laughed loudly on the side. Hahahaha, it was the first time he saw someone scolding himself.

Everyone was very angry at first, but they calmed down in an instant. Yes, why should they be angry with children? At least they are dung beetles, and she is still dung? Hahahaha, children are so cute. They scold others but they scold themselves.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha, hahahaha, alright, you actually picked trouble with a child, go away, go away.”

"Hahahahahaha, this is the first time someone has described themselves as shit."

Zheng Anning's tender little face instantly darkened. You are the shit, you are the one. He punched the stone table in anger, and there was a loud "bang". Then the stone table broke into pieces in front of everyone with a "crack, crack" sound.


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