Chapter 364 Daily Content
Chapter 364 Daily Content
As the tea mist rose, Wu Feipeng was stirring the candied plum blossoms in the glass cup with a silver spoon. Duan Jiashu transferred the scalding hot teacup from his left hand to his right hand for the fifth time. Amid the crisp sound of celadon colliding, Lu Wensheng wanted to say something but stopped himself for the eighth time.
"you......"
Duan Jiashu quickly explained: "He was mending my clothes. I have damaged a lot of clothes during my recent training."
"Oh~ I'm just sewing clothes~" I don't believe you.
The system always likes to join in the fun in this kind of situation: [Sewing clothes is a lie told by you gay men]
"Brother, have some tea."
Looking at the cup that was stuffed into his hand, Lu Wensheng seriously suspected that Wu Feipeng was trying to shut him up.
"Brother, you came here to talk about the jade mirror..." Duan Jiashu had just opened his mouth when Wu Feipeng suddenly placed the iced plum cake against his lips. The boy's fingertips were still stained with the sandalwood he had just used when sewing, and his movements were extremely natural.
Lu Wensheng looked at the red spots on Duan Jiashu's ears and silently pushed the teacup away: "It's not a big deal..." He suddenly wanted to leave.
"It's very important." Duan Jiashu suddenly leaned forward, the end of his hair brushing across Wu Feipeng's hand holding the cup beside him, "Senior Brother Lu's business is our business!"
Lu Wensheng realized that the other party was trying to change the subject: "...Mingci, don't get excited, sit down." Don't make things worse by trying to hide it.
However, when it comes to the jade mirror, Lu Wensheng's fingertips unconsciously rubbed the jade mirror on his waist, and the remaining coldness on the mirror surface penetrated into his heart along the meridians.
"It's just that I received some strange messages on the jade mirror." He paused, "The other party called me Ah Sheng, but didn't sign my name."
"However, compared to this..." Lu Wensheng propped up his chin and looked at the two people opposite him - well, so curious, I really want to know how far it has come, and suddenly I understand why Sister Yan is so passionate about these things.
"I'm more curious about you two—"
"Ahem! Senior Brother! Business is more important! This is no small matter, let's talk about the jade mirror." Duan Jiashu was still chewing the pastries, but Wu Feipeng reacted more strongly.
Lu Wensheng: “…Okay.” I didn’t expect Wu Feipeng to be such a shy person.
"Isn't the Wang Yanzhi you respect the Senior Brother the young master of the Foundry Pavilion? Senior Brother, you can go ask him and see if you can locate his location."
Lu Wensheng: "The Foundry Pavilion also does these things?" It gave him the impression that the Foundry Pavilion was an electrical appliance repair shop.
"You know better than us - let's go with our brother."
"Do you really have to come?" Lu Wensheng looked at Wu Feipeng and Duan Jiashu, and forced the two of them to perform a quick red-hot show before stopping.
[You are so bad~]
“But it’s really interesting.”
The system hesitated: [But is it possible that the person who sent you the message might be Liu Jiqian? ]
"But he wouldn't call me that, and he's always been reserved in this regard. How could it be him?"
System: You call that peacock's attitude towards this matter restrained? If he is restrained, then he is not bold, right? ! What are you talking about? ! Is the filter too thick? !
[Tell me, are there any ophthalmologists in the world of cultivation? ]
"What? Are your eyes bad? Do you need repairs?"
【…Go home, child. Go home.】Destroy.
I can’t go back again—Lu Wensheng’s mouth twitched, not knowing what nonsense the system was talking about.
So, in the end, the three of them went to the Cangsheng League to find Wang Yanzhi. Coincidentally, Yan Qingshu had "come out of seclusion" and was explaining some strange elixirs to everyone, and everyone was watching.
"Clang clang! Don't miss it if you pass by!" Yan Qingshu raised the emerald medicine pestle and knocked on the alchemy furnace, "Everyone, please look--"
"This elixir is specially made for fellow Taoists who have become bald due to contemplation of the Great Dao in seclusion!"
"It contains royal poinciana ash and thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum." Yan Qingshu took out a blue-and-white porcelain bottle from her bag and shook it. The bottle was labeled "Programmer Happy Pill v2.0". "The latest developed 'Tu Ran Heart-Stirring Hair Growth Pill' takes effect in three seconds. It costs only 998 instead of 98, and you can take your hair home full of beauty! To prevent hair loss and strengthen hair, look for Yan's brand!"
Yan Qingshu opened the gilded lacquer box again, revealing a bottle labeled "Bargaining Pill": "It can deflect all weird attacks in half an hour. It's the best pill for Jade Mirror and daily quarrels."
"Little Pengpeng, this is for you!"
A carved wooden box was thrust in front of him, and Wu Feipeng hurriedly took it. Yan Qingshu's words "Young men should take care of their hairline" frightened his hands so much that he subconsciously touched it - Sister Yan was scaring him, he obviously had a lot of hair, so what hairline was fine...
Yan Qingshu opened her folding fan, revealing the words "Everyone has the responsibility to take care of their hairline" in black ink. "Did you know? In fact, the hair loss rate of sword cultivators is 17.2% higher than that of other cultivators - guess why?"
The system suddenly interrupted: [Because they always fly with swords, their hairline has been blown away by the wind! Hahaha! ]
"Because the sword energy is too sharp." Yun Wujiu, who was watching, suddenly said, "And some cultivators study sword energy too much and cannot balance it. One mistake will collide with the foot Shaoyin kidney meridian."
The scene was eerily quiet for three seconds. The swordsman, who always cared about looking handsome but not his life, flipped through the jade mirror and placed an order silently.
"Stop!" Lu Wensheng stopped immediately, "I don't really want to know how you studied the Kidney Meridian of Foot Shaoyin!"
Yan Qingshu's eyes lit up, and she took out a small gilded box: "Speaking of this, how about the 'Golden Wind and Jade Dew Dual Cultivation Auxiliary Pill'? Buy two and get one free, and it also comes with the 'Dual Cultivation Manual·Youth Edition'..."
"Yan! Qing! Shu!" Wei Xun blushed and snatched the medicine box.
“How can you sell this kind of…”
“Young people just can’t keep calm.”
Yan Qingshu brushed her skirt and took out a jade bottle like a magician: "Who wants to try this - 'Play with the Jade Mirror Again and I'll Cut Off Your Hands', specially for teenagers addicted to the Internet... Put it under your tongue to block the Jade Mirror's transmission for twelve hours, especially suitable for people who are not self-disciplined..."
She poked Lu Wensheng: "Why don't you buy ten or eight for Tang He? I'll give you 20% off~"
The system laughed so hard that it made garbled characters appear, and Lu Wensheng had a weird expression on his face.
Lu Wensheng: "...I'm not that evil, and aren't you researching weapons and elixirs with high lethality?"
"Ah, in the boring research process, we should always find some fun for ourselves, right? Besides, aren't these pills very lethal in a sense?"
Lu Wensheng sighed, found Wang Yanzhi, and briefly told him about the jade mirror.
Wang Yanzhi has zero tolerance for this kind of behavior similar to harassment of idols by sasaeng fans. He scolds and harasses them. Everyone feels goosebumps when looking at those sticky messages. Oh~ What do you mean I miss you so much~
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