boyutpedia Chapter 291 He, Su Ming, is working as a social slave in Teyvat!
Chapter 291 He, Su Ming, is working as a social slave in Teyvat!
The candle of life exudes the breath of life, and ominousness flows in the realm of death.
Su Ming stood outside the dead zone, his eyes deep.
This scene is very similar to what one sees in the abyss.
"What's wrong?" Tinari stopped, with a bow and arrow in his hand, "Are you feeling unwell?"
Something is wrong. Someone with divine eyes wouldn't be like this before even entering.
At the side, Diluk raised his eyebrows slightly, seeming a little puzzled.
Su Ming turned the ring on his index finger and sighed, "How outrageous!"
So barren and outrageous!
He now finally understood why there was bad luck in the dead zone and why people with demonic scale disease also had bad luck.
How could I be chosen if I wasn't unlucky?
It's not available anywhere else but here. Isn't this place unlucky?
If you are sick while others are not, isn't that bad luck?
"Xiao Tongzi..." Su Ming sighed and said speechlessly: "Are all your systems so casual?"
What a ridiculous reason!
His big talk on the Internet sounds more credible than this stuff!
【…】
The little system closed its mouth and said nothing.
Su Ming shook his head and sighed, "No, it's just the first time I saw it, I was a little surprised."
As he spoke, Su Ming felt in his pocket and took out a...
slingshot?
"You..." Tinari didn't know what to say for a moment. He frowned slightly as he looked at the slingshot held in the man's hand. "Your weapon?"
On the side, Diluk also raised his eyebrows.
I have rarely seen Su Ming take action, and I don't even know what weapon he uses...
Su Ming squatted on the ground and picked up two stones, saying, "Use them as you like. I usually use a knife, but I don't use it very often."
"Knife?" Diluk raised his eyebrows and watched Su Ming pick the grass seeds and aim with the slingshot. "Heavy knife?"
Su Ming threw stones one after another, and was very familiar with the process of clearing the dead zone. "I'm not sure, but it's the kind of knife that is too light for two hands and too heavy for one hand."
It was given by the system, too lazy to change it.
In less than two minutes, the dead zone disappeared and a small treasure chest appeared on the ground.
Tinari's eyes flickered, "So... this isn't your first time seeing the Dead Realm?"
Su Ming swung the slingshot that he had forgotten to return after teasing Toke, and said nonchalantly: "Because I feel like I died many times in the Death Realm in my previous life."
It's not dead, but it's a bit annoying to clean up.
[So why not use a bow and arrow?! No magical weapon! Just hit hard!]
Xiao Tongzi doubted his life and asked questions one after another.
Su Ming put away the slingshot, took out a long knife from his bag and threw it to Diluk, "This is what I use."
Diluk was just about to write the knife on his face.
Maybe it's hard to imagine that the fragile doctor's weapon is not a magic weapon...
"Why can't I use a slingshot?" Su Ming ran over to open the box and asked in his mind, "Do you think there is any essential difference between a slingshot and a bow and arrow?"
The small system fell silent, and for a moment it seemed that it could not remember the difference.
Possibly… lethality?
Tinari retracted his bow and arrow, looking at the corpse of the mushroom beast at his feet, "Do you intend to study at the Church? I can introduce you to a teacher of the Life Theory School, and then..."
Daochenglin needs such talents!
With Su Ming around, the dead zone won’t dare to grow again!
Su Ming pursed his lips and said, "To be honest, I am actually a student of the Minglun School, but I haven't enrolled yet."
He just wanted to get rid of his bad luck and didn't want to practice medicine to save lives, so why should he study in the Shenglun school?
Dead Zone... To deal with this thing called Dead Zone, just find a yellow-haired girl.
Hearing this, Tinari's tail swung in anger.
A doctor! With such a high talent! Going to fortune-telling is a waste of talent!
Tinari still refused to give up and said, "You can become a ranger! The working hours are free and the environment is beautiful."
There is a system for living a life of idleness and waiting for death! The villa in the woods is free for you to enjoy! And there are Tinari and Cole!
Tinari's eyes sparkled, "Dao Chenglin needs you!"
Hearing this, Su Ming's eyelids twitched.
It's a good job indeed, but...
Su Ming counted his fingers and felt that he would die suddenly if he didn't do that.
Su Ming reluctantly withdrew his gaze from Tinari's ears and said solemnly, "Mr. Tinari, you may not know that in Mondstadt I am a partner of the Dawn Winery, in Liyue I am a guest of the Hall of Rebirth, in Inazuma I am also an investor of the Yaedang, and in Xumi... I am a scholar and I also set up a stall to tell fortunes..."
In Winter, he is a black-hearted executive.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to, it’s that he can’t!
No matter how many part-time jobs he has, he feels that he loves Teyvat so much that he is love-brained. If he is not love-brained, who would work eight jobs!
He, Su Ming, is working as a social slave in Teyvat!
Tinari pursed his lips, confusion flashing in his eyes.
This... I originally thought he was just an unlucky traveling doctor, but now it seems... he's a fake boss?
On the side, Diluk looked at the long sword over and over again, and finally handed it to Su Ming, "I can't see anything."
You can only see that it is very new, as if it had just come out of the oven.
"After all, I don't need it!" Su Ming took it back and opened the treasure chest with a click.
A light flashed across the ordinary and exquisite treasure chest, revealing something familiar inside.
But at this moment, Su Ming felt as if he was stabbed in the chest.
"Fuck..." Su Ming cursed vaguely and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.
I lose blood when I open a treasure chest. Is this a curse?
The bright red color fell on the green grass, extremely dazzling.
Diluk's pupils shrank. "What's wrong?"
On the side, Tinari took a step forward and quickly took out various medicines from his bag.
"It's okay." Su Ming waved his hand, but looked at Tinari with shining eyes, "Mr. Tinari just said that Chenglin is short of forest rangers, right?"
After the words were spoken, everyone fell silent for a moment.
Tinari's hand that was searching for medicine paused slightly, but his eyes swept over Diluk.
It's all right, it's all right! Is your partner crazy?
Vomiting blood and still working? How short of money must you be!
Diluk pursed his lips, his heart skipping a beat.
According to Su Ming's personality, this treasure chest...
Su Ming grabbed Tinari's hand and said, "I promise you! I am in the Minglun Sect but my heart is in the Shenglun Sect. From now on, I will be the trainee ranger of Daocheng Forest. It is your duty to clean up the dead zone, just leave it to me!"
There is bad luck in the dead zone, and there is luck in the treasure chest of the dead zone!
Although it is limited in time, it can be stored!
He will no longer have to do good deeds every day and release the Gilded Brigade!
Tinari was shocked by these impassioned words, and suddenly felt that the Death Realm was a gift from God...
"..." After a while, Tinari came back to his senses and shook his head violently, his ears swaying together, "Okay, I promise you, I'll leave it to you."
The tools to clean up the dead zone... No, forest rangers, the more the better!