Let's just drift through life together in this quick transmigration story.

Chapter 921 The Snake Demon in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio (17)

Xiong Bufan took out his sword and slowly inserted it into the blood pool. "Get out of here right now, or don't blame me for being impolite."

The blood pool remained unresponsive, and the kitten dared not meow, fearing that Xiong Bufan would throw it in.

Xiong Bufan smiled crookedly, his face showing three parts disdain, five parts anger, and two parts determination, resembling a pie chart of emotional expression.

……

The kitten looked at the burnt mermaid that Xiong Bufan was carrying and couldn't help but lick it a couple of times. The more it licked, the more addicted it became, and the next second it took a bite out of it.

The mermaid, perched on Xiong Bufan's shoulder, was abruptly awakened by the pain. Looking down, she saw the kitten biting her, and next to the kitten was a shrunken house.

After a while, the mermaid realized that Xiong Bufan was flying. She was about to shout when she found that her mouth was blocked.

The kitten noticed that the mermaid had woken up and bit even harder, afraid that it would escape.

Insects can be used to fish, and fish can be used to lure cats.

When the moon rose high in the sky, Xiong Bufan returned to the riverbank where he had caught fish the day before.

After Xiong Bufan threw the mermaid on the ground, he immediately started a fire, and the kitten went to gather firewood after being released.

The bear and the cat cooperated very well.

When the mermaid saw the water, she wanted to rush back into the river, so she swung her tail and jumped over there.

Unexpectedly, Xiong Bufan was prepared and grabbed him by the tail, pulling him back and slamming him to the ground.

Kongkong: "Unbelievable, this fish is too cunning and ungrateful."

"I've never eaten mermaid flesh before."

After Xiong Bufan finished speaking, he took the rope and neatly tied the mermaid to a pillar, then placed her on the fire without hesitation.

Since the fire wasn't big enough to roast such a large mermaid, Xiong Bufan started roasting it from the tail to the head, eating whichever part was cooked first.

The mermaid's mouth was gagged, and she cried out, "Mmm..."

When the kitten returned and saw this, it became even more enthusiastic about gathering firewood, meowing loudly.

Xiong Bufan: "I'll leave you some, so don't worry."

"Meow~~"

The fire was dry and silent, and it was incredibly boring, so Xiong Bufan took pity on him and removed the gag.

Mermaid: "Let me go, let me go! Do you know I'm a rare and precious treasure!"

Its bones, blood, and scales are all valuable.

Xiong Bufan: "I'm a genius!"

Will you cry?

The mermaid was stunned by these words, and in order to survive, she began to howl, "Waaah, my life is so miserable~"

Little bok choy, little yellow clover, lost their father and mother when they were young...

Xiong Bufan stared at the mermaid's face and, finding it devoid of tears and extremely noisy, lifted the pillar, preparing to grill the fish head first.

Mermaid: "Stop! Stop it now!"

The flame was almost licking the mermaid's beautiful little face; it was terrified.

Xiong Bufan: "Do you even know how to cry?"

The mermaid defended herself, "I was just crying!"

"All talk and no action, what a cold-blooded piece of trash." With that, Xiong Bufan put the pillar down and continued grilling the mermaid tail.

Upon hearing this, the mermaid began to defend herself, "I am very useful, extremely useful!"

"I believe the most useful thing you're doing right now is to get cooked, and then let me eat you up," Xiong Bufan licked his lips, looking expectant.

I didn't eat those stupid fish back then because of the mermaid's tears, and now a piece of trash has been delivered right to my mouth.

"No! They're killing the fish!"

The mermaid's wailing provided background music for Xiong Bufan. Xiong Bufan happily took out the fish he had electrocuted earlier, skewered it with a stick, removed its internal organs, sprinkled some seasonings, and started grilling the fish.

When sprinkling the seasoning, Xiong Bufan also sprinkled some on the mermaid's tail.

Mermaids cannot stay out of the water for long, and now that they are being roasted by fire, their scales are stuck tightly to their tails, which feels a bit constricting to the mermaids.

"Great Immortal, Great God, no, Senior, please let me go! I will give you everything I promised you, and I guarantee it will be more than I promised."

Xiong Bufan calmly flipped the grilled fish in his hand, "I don't believe it."

The kitten returned, looked at the grilled fish in Xiong Bufan's hand, then at the mermaid, jumped onto the mermaid's head, and quietly stuck out its tongue to lick it. The thought that it also had a mermaid to eat made it excited.

Mermaid: "Ugh, you stinky cat, get lost!"

Xiong Bufan: "Don't steal any food!"

"Meow!"

There was already plenty of firewood. The kitten sat down next to Xiong Bufan, elegantly licking its paws.

When Xiong Bufan grills fish, he puts the cooked ones in his own mouth, while placing the uncooked ones in front of the kitten so it can grill them.

Kittens don't have hands, so they can only gnaw on things that are half-cooked.

Xiong Bufan: "You're so lazy."

kitten:???

If you don't remove your tail soon, you'll be roasted alive. Mermaid: "Let me go, please!"

Xiong Bufan took a vicious bite of the fish, saying, "I'll show you how I'll eat your tail off bit by bit."

"Meow!"

Mermaid: "No, no! I'll tell you whatever you want to ask, just don't kill me!"

Xiong Bufan: "I don't have any questions, I just want to eat meat!"

"You could actually raise me, use my blood to fuel your cultivation, or concoct an elixir of immortality!"

"I'm not that abnormal!"

Mermaid: "What exactly do you want? I'm running away, I was wrong, okay? You don't have to eat me!"

Xiong Bufan licked the mermaid's tail with his tongue, which was spread wide apart, and said, "You smell so good!"

"Spare me, and I'll serve you like a slave, going through fire and water for you, even murdering, arson, robbery, and burning mountains."

Xiong Bufan: "Am I the kind of person who breaks the law? I abide by the law!"

The mermaid was utterly desperate. "What do you want? Why do you keep denying me? Is it really necessary?"

"It tastes best when roasted."

"Why don't you wash it for me? Otherwise it won't taste good," the mermaid seemed to have resigned herself to her fate.

Xiong Bufan tilted his head, thinking it made some sense, and grabbed the mermaid by the neck, walking towards the river.

Mermaid: "Cough cough cough, loosen your grip a little."

Xiong Bufan remained silent, only gripping the mermaid's neck, shoving her into the river and then pulling her back up.

The mermaid tried to escape, but her tail was injured and her neck was still in the man's hands. After struggling for a while, she gave up and resigned herself to her fate.

The kitten watched from the shore, afraid the mermaid would escape.

Xiong Bufan shook the mermaid in the water and lifted her out, planting her on the shore like a marker.

The moonlight shone directly overhead, making the water droplets on the mermaid's ear fins sparkle.

While Xiong Bufan was grilling fish, the kitten's eyes never left the mermaid; it wanted to keep the thing.

"Please let me go, please."

Xiong Bufan: "If you can say my name, I will let you go."

Xiong Bufan learned to call people by their names from war stories; a cunning war leader had survived for many more years using this method.

Mermaid: Have we met before?

Xiong Bufan: "Let me give you a heads-up, I'm a true god!"

The mermaid began to think, but she really had no inspiration.