Ugly girl only wants to farm

Chapter 144 Dalang should take medicine

Meng Jiuhe was forced to fall on top of her. Xu Chaoyan mumbled a few words, but he didn't hear what she said clearly. He just wanted to get up quickly, afraid that she would bump into something.

Unfortunately, he overestimated Xu Chaoyan's strength. Just moments ago, she was following behind him, talking nonstop, but now she was lying on the ground like a lump of mud, drunk.

Meng Jiu braced himself with his hands on the ground to reduce the pressure on his body.

"Hey, Xu Chaoyan, wake up! Don't lie on the ground."

He had barely finished shouting those words when Xu Chaoyan, who had been lying on her side, suddenly rolled over and lay flat on her back. With a frantic grabbing motion, she pulled him down.

"It's so noisy! Can't you let a person get some sleep in peace? Damn mosquitoes, I'm not in the mood to play with you today."

Just as a slap was about to land on Meng Jiuhe's face, he managed to dodge it with quick reflexes. After catching his breath for a moment, he slowly got up.

As he stood up, he pinched Xu Chaoyan's face hard. This woman didn't care about the occasion or the situation. That pull and bump made his heart pound.

After finally helping the person up and back into the courtyard, Meng Jiu was exhausted and covered in sweat. The person had been shouting and yelling the whole way.

He was afraid that others might misunderstand, so he coaxed and lied to them all the way back before finally bringing them back.

When Meng Jiuxia saw that her elder brother had helped her sister-in-law back, his face looked rather unwell. She wisely went to boil some water and cook a bowl of hangover soup. After obediently bringing these into the house, she quickly ran back as if something was chasing her.

Judging from her brother's expression just now, she was already grateful that he didn't blame her. She really shouldn't have listened to her sister-in-law. She should have stayed with her. What if a woman gets taken advantage of by being with those people?

She only now realized the seriousness of the problem. Her brother rushed over and his sister-in-law was already dead drunk. If he hadn't gone, she didn't know what would have happened.

There are plenty of unmarried young people around here. If someone tries to take advantage of her, the older brother would probably want to kill her.

Meng Jiuhe held a bowl of hangover soup and tried to persuade him for a long time, but to no avail.

Xu Chaoyan frowned and pointed at him with a drunken look on her face: "Let me tell you, none of you are going to persuade me to drink anymore today. This is my bottom line. If I drink any more, my husband will probably get angry with me."

Her words made me laugh, which had ruined my bad mood all night.

Meng Jiuhe touched the still-warm bowl and handed her another spoonful, saying gently, "You know I can get angry, so hurry up and drink this hangover soup. Don't cause any more drunken rages, or the neighbors will hear us and think we're slaughtering a pig."

“Slaughtering a pig? Why slaughter a pig? There are still some days before the end of the year. We’re not in a hurry. I’ll definitely slaughter a pig for my husband to celebrate the New Year properly.”

Meng Jiu smiled helplessly, reached out and brushed a strand of hair from her forehead behind her ear; a strand had gotten there when he wiped her forehead with a handkerchief.

"Xu Chaoyan, look at me, can you recognize me?"

Xu Chaoyan squinted at him for a long time: "Who are you? Which family's young master are you? You are quite handsome, how old are you, are you ready for marriage?"

She shook her head vigorously, grinning lewdly: "Oh no, such a handsome little puppy, which store are you a male model from? How much is the tip? How much for a one-night stand? I'll book you tonight."

After she said those words, Meng Jiuhe's face darkened, and her words were as sharp as ice and swords.

"You're so eager to dump me and find someone else, aren't you? Which guy have you set your sights on this time? Xu Chaoyan, I thought you'd turned over a new leaf and were willing to settle down with me, but I never imagined you'd still be so promiscuous, a fickle womanizer who falls for every guy you see. All the kindness you've shown me these past few days was just an act, wasn't it?"

Xu Chaoyan felt increasingly dizzy. The person in front of her was swaying back and forth, chattering on and on about being unrestrained and promiscuous, which gave her a headache.

She pointed at Meng Jiuhe with displeasure: "Who are you talking about? Who is the fickle one? I can't even handle my own husband, and you call me fickle? I'd like to be fickle for once, but I don't have the chance."

Meng Jiuhe, who had been furious and turned pale, was suddenly amused by her words, and the frustration in his heart dissipated. However, he still showed no mercy in his words.

"You think you can get away with this? Open your mouth and drink it down right now, and stop talking nonsense. I'll just take what you've said today as drunken ramblings."

Xu Chaoyan seemed to regain a sliver of consciousness at this moment, squinting as she stared at Meng Jiu for a long time before finally recognizing the person who had arrived.

"Oh, it's my handsome husband! How come you've become two different people?"

After saying that, he reached out and poked his nose, then rubbed his face.

"The more I look at this face, the more handsome it becomes. Oh, what are you going to make me drink? Even if you make me drink poison, I'll gladly accept it."

After saying that, he picked up the hangover soup, gulped it down in one go, and then shouted loudly.

"That's great, I'll have another bowl."

Meng Jiuhe was both amused and exasperated by her, and reached out to take the bowl from her hand.

Xu Chaoyan suddenly picked up a soup spoon, scooped some soup into the empty bowl, blew on it gently, and moved a few steps closer to him.

"Brother, it's time to drink your medicine."

She finally managed to coax him into bed, but when she got to sleep, she started struggling with her clothes because she thought it was too hot.

Meng Jiuhe had just changed her into a lighter undergarment, but when he saw her suddenly rip open the ties, revealing her snow-white neck, his face flushed red and he quickly stopped her.

Meng Jiuhe's hands had long, slender fingers with distinct knuckles. Xu Chaoyan reached out and touched them, squeezing them a few times. As they were pulling at each other, Xu Chaoyan's hand suddenly moved to his neck, rubbing his prominent Adam's apple back and forth.

She was also muttering some nonsense. Meng Jiu swallowed hard, pursed his dry lips, swallowed hard, took a deep breath, and coaxed her softly.

"Xu Chaoyan, can you put your hand down first?" He himself didn't realize how gentle his words were.

"No, why should I put it down? Why can't my own husband touch me? He can touch me legally, legitimately, and openly."

After she finished speaking, her hands began to wander and ignite his waist, and finally, as if that wasn't enough, she gave his waist a hard pinch.

Some complained, "How come you have such a great figure and such a slim waist? I gain weight even if I eat just a little bit, so I don't dare to eat too much. Look at your waist, it's a whole size thinner than mine."

Despite feeling unwell all over, Meng Jiuhe's voice trembled slightly as he said, "Xu Chaoyan, let go of your hand first."

Suddenly, a sensation like an electric current surged from his feet into his entire body, causing him to tremble slightly. If he continued to let himself get carried away like this, he couldn't guarantee that nothing would happen between them tonight. He was, after all, a young man full of vigor and passion.

It's impossible for him to say he had no desire at all; he was just trying to suppress those surging emotions. At first, he really didn't have any good feelings for her, and he didn't have many thoughts about her. But slowly, she developed a desire for him.

Ever since that woman mocked him and rejected his advances about matters of the bedroom, he had been filled with shame and had never mentioned it again. He always believed she treated him like a useless person, so he had been mentally competing with her.

He was on edge, his heart pounding, ready to snap at any moment. He didn't want to continue this charade while she was drunk and confused.

Just as he was about to be more patient and coax her a little,

Xu Chaoyan suddenly rolled over and pressed down on him, a cool kiss landing on his lips. At that moment, his mind went blank, his eyes were wide open, and he stared at her, even able to see her long eyelashes and some marks on her face.

He finally managed to push her away, his chest heaving and pounding as he tried to control it. His voice was hoarse as he asked, "Do you know what you're doing?"

Xu Chaoyan was a little annoyed at being interrupted, but she answered confidently, "It's legal and compliant, and I'm licensed to work."

But then I thought about it and realized something wasn't right. I was torn about whether I actually had the certificate or not.