boyutpedia Chapter 255: Half the story, half the height
Chapter 255: Half the story, half the height
Next to the Spirit Time House, everyone sat around and a bonfire was lit in the middle.
Jinbao was listless, licking his black hair in the firelight, with a sad expression on his face.
Chen Muye was holding the Moon Pendant. Upon hearing Li Shaoming's words, he immediately spoke, "From what you said, Shaoming, do you know the use of the Moon Pendant?"
His curious question successfully aroused the curiosity of others, and everyone gathered around the campfire, looking at him curiously.
They were already very curious about the sacred objects left by Mei Yue's parents, and now that the answer was about to be revealed, their expectations had reached a peak.
However, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment.
I saw.
Li Shaoming blinked his eyes: "I can only say that the Moon Pendant is an awakening holy object. Only the members of the Su family know its specific usage.
You can find an opportunity to return it to Meiyue, and then ask her to look for the surviving tribesmen. The Moon Pendant may give you a surprise."
Hearing this explanation, Hongying was filled with hatred. She was sure that Shaoming must know the secret of the Moon Pendant, and he always went around in circles at every critical moment.
It aroused the curiosity of all of them, and then passed it off with ambiguity.
What is there to say?
Hongying tried hard to recall, and after dozens of seconds, she clapped her hands violently as everyone's faces turned dark.
"Shao Ming, you always do this. I remembered a saying that suits you very well."
"What?"
"You speak half as much as you say, and you are half as short as you are tall."
"Hehehe~"
When everyone heard this, their faces changed instantly and they held their stomachs and smiled happily.
As expected, Hongying's words were perfect for Li Shaoming.
Isn’t it?
Every time at a critical moment, he always brushes it off with just a few words, which is so annoying.
If you ask them, it's not just half the size, it's at least one inch shorter.
Li Shaoming didn't care and shrugged casually: "That's what I said. Isn't it because I wake up every morning because I'm so handsome?"
"As for Yingzi, you said I'd be half my height. Don't let your chest become as flat as an airport by then!"
The slightly mean tone and the mean expression, and most importantly, he stared at her and raised his eyebrows twice.
Hongying gnashed her teeth in anger and quickly covered her chest: "Get lost, even if you become a dwarf, I won't get smaller."
"Who can tell for sure?"
Li Shaoming replied, then glanced casually at Xiaonan and spoke again.
"Xiao Nan, you don't need to cover it up. It's already an airport. Eat more papaya in the future, otherwise the child will be hungry in the future."
"As for that beautiful lady."
Li Shaoming pointed at Qingqing, who looked shy.
"With such a huge baby, your child will definitely not go hungry in the future. Xiaonan, you can learn from her so that your child won't be malnourished in the future..."
"Bang~"
Before he could finish his words, Xiaonan and Hongying took off one of their shoes each and threw them hard at Li Shaoming's face.
Then I saw Pangpang and the others with mocking expressions on their faces.
They blushed involuntarily and said, "Let's go into the Spirit Time Room first." Then they hurried away barefoot.
Chen Muye smiled helplessly.
Shao Ming occasionally spoke in a low tone, and they were all used to it.
Everyone knew it was a joke, but girls are naturally thin-skinned, so he wasn't surprised that Xiaonan and Hongying couldn't stay.
"Really? As a person, you should be brave enough to face your own disadvantages. If you don't listen to the handsome guy's advice, if Xiaonan has a child in the future, her child will definitely go hungry."
Li Shaoming wiped his face indifferently.
"Little Molly, you're still in your developmental stage, so don't learn from your little sister Xiaonan!"
"what?"
I was enjoying my melon, why did it bring her into this matter?
Molly was confused. When she came to her senses, her face turned red. She caught Fatty's gaze out of the corner of her eye, stood up and kicked him hard.
He let out another "nooze" and then walked into the Spirit Time Room.
"Brother Li was the one who made the joke, why did you kick me?"
Pangpang covered his waist and asked the sky in silence.
Li Shaoming shook his head: "Who told you to look where you shouldn't have just looked?"
"Brother Li, didn't you let it go too?"
"Mine is pure."
"That means I'm not pure?"
"Fatty, you are quite self-aware."
"Okay, you're a powerful talker, I can't argue with you, I'm going to go find my Miss Molly."
Fatty slowly stood up and walked into the Spirit Time Room with a grin on his face.
Lin Qiye and his companions found this scene very interesting and couldn't stop smiling.
Li Shaoming noticed and changed his target: "Qiye, what are you laughing at?"
"Remember, when you look for a wife, you must find one who doesn't have hungry children. Got it?"
"Oh, I remember now, your wife is still sleeping soundly, Qiye."
"And Qingzhu and Qingyu, you too, must not be careless when it comes to important matters in life. You both have your own destined marriages, but because of me, you don't know if you can meet them again."
"Ok?"
Everyone's eyes were fixed. Analyzing these words, it seemed that Li Shaoming had seen the future of all of them!
An Qingyu's expression returned to calm. "Who can predict the future? I'm only interested in anatomy. Forget about women!"
"Haha, you also said, who can predict the future?"
"Maybe you'll make a vow to a girl in the future."
"Me...?"
"Then I am still me?"
"You have a girlfriend and it sounds like she's going to make you change your gender. If you're not yourself, then who else could it be?"
"What you said makes sense. It's better to let things take their course."
An Qingyu pushed his glasses, lowered his head to look at the bonfire, and said nothing more.
He has never thought about having a girlfriend, but if he meets someone he really likes in the future, he will not deliberately avoid her.
He was still secretly looking forward to it. He wondered what his girlfriend's structure was like. If he really met her in the future, he would cut her open to see.
I wonder what Jiang Er would feel if he knew what An Qingyu was thinking.
"Brother Li, I'm curious about who Qiye's girlfriend is. Can you tell me her name?"
Cao Yuan blinked curiously.
Li Shaoming scratched his head: "Hmm...!"
"Forget it, I have a feeling that Qiye will be able to pull out the destined person soon."
Lin Qiye???
What does it mean to pull it out? Is his so-called girlfriend trapped somewhere in the future?
Forget it.
not interested.
Lin Qiye didn't even ask, he stood up and said, "Brother Li, Captain, we are going to the Spirit Time Chamber first. I may stay in there for two years. See you in two days."
An Qingyu, Shen Qingzhu and others also stood up, greeted each other, and then went into the Spirit Time House together.
Wait until they are all gone.
Li Shaoming changed the subject again: "Old Chen, don't laugh. As a captain, you have to be responsible for your team members. In the future, you should add more papaya, oysters and the like to the meals."
"Also, bring your wife and children over when you have time. I see your teammates haven't met your wife yet, right?"
Chen Muye smiled bitterly and said, "I haven't seen them. I haven't seen my wife and children for a long time. Once everyone comes out of the Spirit Time Room, it's time for me to go back."
"As for bringing them here, forget it. Let the mother and child live in peace. This kind of life is pretty good."
"Ordinary people only live for a few short decades, but all of you will become gods if nothing unexpected happens, and your lifespans are unknown. Can you bear to see your wife and children die before you one by one?"
"You'll know sooner or later, so the sooner you know, the easier it will be."
"talk later!"
Having said that, the two stopped talking.
Seeing Chen Muye lost in thought, Li Shaoming took out a few chicken wings and started roasting them quietly.