Chapter 192: The Kaiguan Sect Adds Another General
Chapter 192: The Kaiguan Sect Adds Another General
"Congratulations, Xiaonan, on having a cute baby."
"You must be a good mother in the future!"
Everyone surrounded the cute little baby who had transformed from the fire phoenix into a human form, with endless love in their eyes.
More than a dozen hands kept pinching the cute little baby's tender face.
Seeing that Huo Fenghuang was about to cry, Xiaonan slapped away the hands that wanted to reach out, and then hugged Huo Fenghuang in his arms.
"Xiao Feng, don't call me mom from now on. Tell me to call your sister."
She was a little girl who didn't have any friends, and she always felt uncomfortable being called mom.
"No, you are my mother, and I will call you mother."
Xiaofeng's head moved in Xiaonan's arms, and her cute voice melted everyone's hearts.
"Okay, okay, Xiaofeng, you can call me whatever you like."
Xiaonan couldn't bear to refuse and thought it would be nice to experience the life of a mother in advance.
"Cuckoo~"
When Xiaofeng heard the answer she wanted, she laughed happily, and her little head arched in his arms even more happily.
"It's my turn next."
Kaiqi jumped down from Wu Xiangnan's shoulder with his head held high, took a step to the front of the jar, and his body began to change, becoming the size of an adult before stopping to grow.
Then he grasped the hammer with his hand, which was thicker than his body. He must have used too much force, as crystal clear blood vessels appeared on his arm.
Thought for a moment.
I saw.
Cage raised his hand and muttered to himself, "This time, I don't ask for anything, just a TV that never runs out of power."
"bring it on!"
"Open it for me~"
"Boom~"
The violent force acted on the can, and the hammer smashed the can without slowing down at all, hammering through the can and hitting the ground.
In an instant, a loud noise was heard, and everyone's ears were buzzing.
Cage was in an even more miserable state. He didn't even scratch the ground, but he was blasted out of the store by the recoil. His hard head was stuck straight into the ground outside the door like a rice seedling planted upside down.
"Oh my god."
"Silly boy, you're not dead, are you?"
Ao Bing rolled up his dragon tail, pulled Cage out of the ground, threw him aside, and kept hitting Cage's forehead with his tail.
The banging sound spread far, far away as the tail fell.
"I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen someone as stupid as this. You can't really call him stupid. To put it in today's terms, he's got strong limbs but a simple mind."
"That's enough of you trash snake."
Cage regained consciousness, grabbed the tail he had slapped, and threw it aside, an angry expression plastered on his face.
"This is called the art of violence. You, an uneducated little snake, don't understand a thing."
"Yes Yes Yes."
“You are the most cultured.”
Ao Bing felt that he could not continue communicating with Cage, for fear that he would be infected with the attributes of an idiot. He flew back to Zhao Kongcheng's shoulder, took a last look at Cage, who looked unhappy, then closed his eyes and opened and closed his mouth.
Zhao Kongcheng clearly heard what he said, "You can't chat with idiots. You can't chat with idiots."
Hearing words like these, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.
At the same time, it makes sense.
After talking to Shadan for too long, he would inevitably be affected. In order to avoid becoming a fool, he couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Ao Bing sensed it and gave Zhao Kongcheng an appreciative look.
"Be gentle."
When Wu Xiangnan saw Cage raise the hammer again, although he couldn't bear to watch, he still spoke out a reminder.
Cage tilted his head and thought for a moment, remembering the scene of flying out just now.
I listened to the advice.
He raised the hammer high, no longer using violent force, but gently, as gently as possible, and slowly brought it down.
"Clang."
Another jar broke, this time with less noise than anyone had ever made before.
but.
Seeing that the jar was empty, Cage was disappointed for a moment, then he cheered up again and took the hammer to the third jar.
"Clang."
"Congratulations to Cage for winning a universal remote control."
"Uncle Mu doesn't want a remote control, he just wants a TV that belongs to me. I want to stay in my room and watch the domineering CEO TV series!"
Cage threw the remote control to the ground, hit his crystal-clear head twice with a hammer, and yelled, "Make a wish for a TV that belongs only to me."
Bright.
As soon as the word "make a wish" came out, the eyes of Zhao Kongcheng and the other four sparkled. They looked at each other and took out the can-opening manual from their pockets in unison.
Zhao Kongcheng wanted to step forward immediately, but he stopped. Although Cage was very powerful and his defense was outstanding, he seemed to have a poor brain.
He was wondering whether to extend the invitation.
do not care.
After thinking for a while, he was certain that the sect must have a guardian beast. If the brain doesn't work well, then it won't work!
Just use it for what it is.
Thinking of this, Zhao Kongcheng no longer hesitated, took firm steps, and slowly approached Cage with Pangpang and a few others, then showed a sincere smile.
He hugged Cage's shoulders passionately.
"Xiao Qiqi, if you want to get the item you want, why not join our sect? Once you join, you and Ao Bing will both become founding elders of our sect..."
"Hey Hey hey!"
Ao Bing was not convinced.
"Being a contracted beast like you, who just entered the Pond Realm, already makes me lose face. Now, without my consent, you want me to be the elder of your stupid sect. Can you please have some shame?"
"Hmm?" Zhao Kongcheng glanced at Ao Bing on his shoulder calmly. "What you said makes sense, but I don't like it." Then he said to Cage, "Ao Bing's status will be reduced by one. If you join, you can command him to do things."
"Really?"
Cage was excited and didn't think much about it.
"it is good."
"I'll join you. Now, little snake, go pour me a cup of tea to moisten my throat."
"Get out of here, you bitch."
"You're so brave~"
"No, no, I'll go."
Ao Bing left Zhao Kongcheng's shoulder with a look of grievance, flew to the table to pour a cup of tea, and then flew back with a look of grievance.
"Na~"
"Drink you to death."
"good."
Cage took the tea and drank it all, ignoring the last sentence.
A glass of water would kill a Crystal Diamond Behemoth like him, unless he drank it during a planet explosion.
"Big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth and fifth brother, we are family from now on, please take good care of me."
"Hahaha!"
Fatty laughed heartily, patted Cage on the shoulder and said, "Sixth brother, we are brothers from now on. Even if you can't turn on the TV, I will buy you one that is bigger than the house."
"Thank you, Fourth Brother. You brothers are much better than that sullen-looking boss. I will hang out with you brothers from now on."
"Very good, our sect has welcomed a great general again. Sixth brother, come here, second brother will teach you how to open a can."
Wu Xiangnan watched his pet hanging out with the five psychopaths.
I heard Cage's evaluation of myself again.
His face... turned dark.
"Forget it, if Cage wants to join, then let him join!" Chen Muye consoled him. "It seems like Cage has gained some sense of belonging. From now on, let Pangpang, the young master, support him. Pangpang has more money anyway."
Wu Xiangnan said angrily, "Just join if you want to. You're acting like I've abused him. Isn't that slandering me?"
"Hehehe~"
Everyone laughed.
That's when.
My aunt, who was floating in the air, trembled all over, and an even stronger law of creation burst out. The law of creation turned into thousands of rays of light and sprinkled into the body of Cangnan people.
This sudden change made Lin Qiye's heart rise to his throat.
“…”
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