Chapter 308: Why is Brother 3 like that?
Chapter 308: Why is Brother 3 like that?
"What is this?" Xu Yizhou became a curious baby when facing these cosmetics.
Xie Fu said as he applied the glue, "These are fox-style false eyelashes. They will make your makeup look more charming."
"This... this is not good..."
"What's wrong with it?" Xie Fu held Xu Yizhou's face with one hand and put on fox-style false eyelashes for him.
Facing Xu Yizhou's pretty face, she said seriously, "Brother Dan, you are already a mature boy. You should learn how to put on beautiful eye makeup, trim a pair of neat eyebrows, and spray some perfume that can attract both men and women. At this age, you should compete with women for men."
Xu Yizhou pursed his lips and said nothing.
Sister Fu is talking nonsense again.
In a short while, Xie Fu had completed the stunning queen makeup.
After putting on makeup, he was asked to change into a black and gold outfit.
"If you don't know how to wear something, ask me."
Who doesn’t know how to wear clothes?
But Xu Yizhou didn't think much about it, and just agreed obediently: "Okay."
While Xu Yizhou was changing clothes, Xue Xu kept sighing, "Brother Dan is so handsome. I didn't even dare look at him when Junior Sister was putting makeup on him."
"Me too."
"I don't know why, but Egg Brother's expression is always like this. Cold yet gentle, gentle yet reserved."
"I know, his eyes are never fully open." Xie Shijin said, imitating Xu Yizhou's appearance.
Xue Xu showed a look of disgust.
"Why is Third Brother like that?"
"What's wrong? I see Dan Ge always has this expression. It has an indescribable feeling."
Xie Shijin imitated Xu Yizhou's strength again.
"Third Brother, please stop imitating me. It's like a fool trying to imitate someone else. It's really offensive."
Xie Shijin nodded slightly: "Who is Dong Shi, and why does she urinate so frequently?"
"......"
"Xu, why do you look like you've eaten shit?"
Xue Xu looked away and said, "My mother doesn't allow me to talk to idiots."
At this time, Xu Yizhou, who was changing clothes inside, was sweating profusely in a hurry.
What is all this mess?
It's a rope and a fishing net, are you sure it's clothes?
"Egg brother, are you okay?"
“Oh, it’s almost there!”
Half an hour later.
Xu Yizhou was still studying how to thread these ropes.
Xie Fu was getting a little sleepy from waiting, and yawned lazily, "Brother Dan, are you still not done?"
Xu Yizhou sighed and said honestly: "I'm not very good at dressing."
Come to think of it, this set of clothes is a modified version of ancient costume, and it is women's clothing, so it is normal that Brother Dan doesn't know how to wear it.
"Then let me help you."
"what?"
Isn't this not good?
But Xu Yizhou looked at the pile of clothes that made him really confused and could only say, "Okay then."
"I'm coming in!"
Xie Fu had already prepared himself mentally, but he was still shocked when he saw Brother Dan.
His black and gold robe was open, revealing his fair and tight abdominal muscles. His waist was thin and tightly bound by a black and gold belt of the same color.
Xie Fu's round, dark eyes were filled with shock.
I didn’t expect that the gentle and gentle Egg Brother is actually a muscular man!
And she's at the male mother level!
"Big, big tits brother?"
Xu Yizhou's face turned red in an instant.
"Female hooligan, get out! Get out!"
As someone who had seen countless men wipe their clothes, Xie Fu naturally adjusted himself quickly. He squinted his eyes and said, "I'm going out. Who will teach you how to dress?"
"Then turn your head and teach."
The koi boy couldn't stand Xu Yizhou's shy look any longer, "Grandfather, you're really being pretentious."
Why be shy at a time like this?
Show it off openly!
Ugh!
He deserves to be single!
"How can I teach you if your head is turned away? Don't be shy. It's just shirtless. It's not like you haven't seen it before. Aren't those disciples of Lingwu Sect shirtless all day long?"
That seems to be the case.
Under Xie Fu's guidance, Xu Yizhou finally put on his clothes.
This made all three of them completely fascinated.
This figure, this face.
It is no exaggeration to say that she is the most beautiful woman in Tianyuan Continent!
Xie Fu was very proud of her craftsmanship. She raised her eyebrows and asked, "How is it?"
"In one word, absolutely!"
At this moment, Xie Fu's stomach growled at an inopportune moment.
"Let's go, let's eat first."
"Row."
They found a restaurant, ordered some home-cooked dishes, and started eating.
Soon, many men began to look over.
Even Xu Yizhou felt very uncomfortable with such a vulgar and blatant look.
He looked at the other person with cold purple eyes and a very strong sense of pressure.
Xie Fu quickly noticed that something was wrong with Xu Yizhou.
"Egg brother, what's wrong?"
“The way they looked at me made me uncomfortable.”
Xie Fu said indifferently, "That's normal. You're wearing something sexy, so they think it's a good deal."
Xu Yizhou, who was always gentle, now said in a sinister tone, "I really want to dig out these people's eyes."
"That's too bloody. Let me teach you what to do if you encounter such a situation."
Xie Fu looked at the men with murderous intent, "Just stare at them like me, and show some momentum."
Xu Yizhou did as he was told.
"Then he squinted his eyes, revealing a hint of disdain."
"That'll be fine?"
"Ah."
After Xu Yizhou did the same, the other party did not restrain himself at all. Instead, a big man walked up to him.
"Beautiful lady, you have been winking at me. Is it because you like me?"
?
Xu Yizhou's handsome face suddenly darkened.
Which eye of his saw that he was winking at him?
"It's still not too late for you to leave now." Xu Yizhou said coldly.
If looks could kill, the man in front of me would have died a thousand times. But this man is so lustful and bold, how can I tell whether it is murderous intent or love?
He just thought that Xu Yizhou's fierce look was flirting with him.
"My dear little beauty, this is your fault. You just kept trying to seduce me, and now that I'm here, you're asking me to leave. What's going on? Are you trying to resist but still wanting to?"
Seeing that Xu Yizhou didn't say anything, the man took another step closer.
"Little beauty, tell me the truth, did you fall in love with me at first sight? I know I'm very outstanding, and being liked by little women like you is my destiny. You don't have to be so reserved. A little woman like you should stay by my side and be my little wild cat. I will spoil you and love you, how about it?"
Xu Yizhou was about to take action against him.
The man was knocked several feet away by Xie Fu's iron fist.
The guests dining in the restaurant were stunned.
You have to know that he was a strong man who was nearly two meters tall.
Was he just shot away like that???
And the one who knocked the big man away was just a little girl?
Is this reasonable?
Xie Fu slammed the table, and everyone trembled.
"Let's see who dares to be so presumptuous!"
"If you keep saying such disgusting things and using such disgusting looks, I'll smash his brains out! Do you understand?!"
The guest replied quietly: "I understand..."
After Xie Fu's roar, no matter how beautiful Xu Yizhou was in women's clothing, their lust for him instantly disappeared.
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