boyutpedia Chapter 198: Huaimin hasn't slept yet? Harassment?
Chapter 198: Huaimin hasn't slept yet? Harassment?
"OK."
"Not really, but there's no problem communicating with them."
"How did you learn such a niche skill?"
Xie Fu pouted and was thinking about how to pull it.
Bie Yunjian first guessed, "Could it be your grandmother teaching you this again?"
"Yes! It's her!"
Bie Yunjian: ...
"Then your milk is really amazing."
At this time, Tianma called out twice.
Xie Fu said, "It's done."
So Bie Yunjian took the feces that the Pegasus had just pooped and prepared to use them as nutrients for the spiritual plants.
But several times Bie Yunjian was made to feel like vomiting by the smell.
Xie Fu acted as if nothing had happened.
Bie Yunjian was very surprised.
Doesn't she have a sense of smell?
"Can't you smell the stink?"
Xie Fu said frivolously, "Is it very smelly? I don't smell it. Maybe it's because my mind is calm and naturally it doesn't smell bad."
Does she mean that her heart is not as calm as hers?
"Are you sure you didn't use breath-holding?"
"Okay, I used it."
.......
Bie Yunjian discovered that this person didn't tell much truth.
Everyone was shocked when they saw Bie Yunjian actually imitated Xie Fu and used feces as food.
"Master Yun Jian, are you really going to try such a disgusting method? Can the spiritual plants grown this way still be useful?"
Nangong Songya looked even more disgusted. "Master Yun Jian, I really don't understand why a teacher like you from Class A would want to learn how to grow spiritual herbs from a student from Class Xin. Don't you think that's a bit condescending?"
Before Bie Yunjian could say anything, Xie Fu boldly opened the microphone and said, "Fuck you! How can you be so noble and humble?"
"I pressed your Master Yunjian's head and asked him to learn from me?"
"you!"
"Okay, this is indeed something I learned from classmate Xie on my own initiative. After all, this is also a new attempt." Bie Yunjian explained coldly.
I also feel extremely disgusted with Nangong Songya.
After hearing that Bie Yunjian had rescued Xie Fu, Nangong Songya became even more furious.
She couldn't understand why Bie Yunjian always spoke for this dead girl!
Could it be that Master Yun Jian likes this little girl?
Soon I found my own thoughts ridiculous.
How could such an outstanding Master Yun Jian like this stinky girl who is ordinary and has a bad temper?
*
After a few days, Bie Yunjian was shocked by the effect of using manure as nutrients for spiritual plants!
His spiritual plants grew several times faster than before!
Bie Yunjian's attempt proved the feasibility of the method.
A complete craze of digging shit swept across the entire Baji Academy!
And the things that are spread on Tik Tok are getting more and more outrageous.
[Have you heard? Our Teacher Pi is now teaching people how to dig shit every day at Baji Academy!]
[What? Our fart teacher can beat the shit out of people from Baji Academy?]
[Oh my god! Teacher Pi took care of everyone at Baji Academy, and he still says no one can stop him?! ! !]
[Oh my god! This is awesome!]
After a busy day, Teacher Xie opened Douyin and felt like the sky was falling.
In just a few days, rumors have been circulating online that she's the emperor of Baji Academy?
No.
This is too alarmist!
Debunk the rumor! It must be debunked!
Poison in my farts, everyone's going to be crushed: [To clarify, during my time at Baji Academy, I strictly abided by the school rules and discipline and never assaulted anyone. I hope netizens will stop spreading false information and ruining my reputation! (Bow) (Bow) (Bow)]
The Universe's Invincible Immortal Cultivator Junior Sister: [Teacher, I believe the first part, but where does the word "reputation" come from?]
Teacher Pi's nose hair: [It is well known that cultivators are not real people, so cultivators are not equal to humans. Therefore, we can conclude that Teacher Pi did not hit anyone.]
Xie Fu: ???
The wall immediately shook the mushroom: [Teacher Pi will soon take over the Baji Academy. Teacher Pi said that as long as you V her 50, you can get a place to study at Baji Academy! ]
Poison in the Fart: [When did I say that?! Can you guys stop exaggerating?]
Internet celebrity Zhu Bishi: [I can prove this. I just asked privately, and Teacher Pi is very nice. He even let me participate in a coupon event where I can get 0 yuan off when I spend 50 yuan or more.]
You've taken over all the weeds on the mountain: [Nonsense! They're clearly five 0-yuan coupons!]
Xie Fu: ...
Crazy.
This world of cultivation has gone completely crazy.
Xie Fu suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness, as if all his talents had been lost. After not seeing her for a few days, she had become a normal person?
Fart Poison: [I can see that everyone's pressure in cultivating immortals is indeed quite great.]
Break the three good legs of the scumbag: [Teacher Fart, I think you have eaten shit! ]
Fart: [Watt? ?]
Break the scumbag's three good legs: [What kind of shit is this? It turns out to be the beginning of our happiness! ]
fart:……
There were too many abstract people, and Xie Fu felt that he couldn't grill them all at once.
So she raised her phone and prepared to start the live broadcast.
As the live broadcast started, people began to enter the room one after another.
In less than ten minutes, there were 20,000 viewers online.
When the old father saw the thank-you talisman in Kagura, he burst into tears.
The noise scared Ye Ranqing.
"What? Are you heartbroken?"
"What do you mean I'm heartbroken? Stop accusing me! You're the only one in my heart!"
"Oh, then why are you crying?"
"Baby Fu Fu is live streaming. She's lost a lot of weight! Her face is now as small as a palm! Life at Baji Academy must be tough!"
Ye Ranqing opened his phone and took a look.
I immediately discovered the space distortion in the picture.
She was a little speechless and said: "Old Xie, I hope you know that there is a thing in this world called beauty, and within beauty there is also something called face slimming."
"Beauty?"
Xie An looked at Xie Fu on the screen and said, "How is that possible! My daughter looks like this!"
Ye Ranqing: ...
After Xie Fu left the room, he said to the camera, "I'll show you what's going on!"
"I, Xie Fu, have always been a peace-loving person and never enjoy direct confrontation with others. Therefore, the online rumors that I assaulted someone at Baji Academy are completely false."
Peace-loving?
Never like direct confrontation with others?
Good guy.
If they hadn't known Xie Fu earlier than the rumors, they would have believed it.
"The thing is, I used the feces of spirit beasts as nutrients and grew a field of Lingxi flowers. The teacher here thought this method was good, so he led everyone to try it together."
"So, Mr. Pi really grew a field of Lingxi flowers?"
"OK."
"Is this true? That's the Lingxi flower! It's one of the most difficult spiritual herbs to grow, right?"
"What's true or false about this? Can't I just show you when the time comes?"
"Okay, okay! Let Teacher Pi open our eyes!"
"So excited! I never thought I'd get to see Ling Xihua as a child someday!"
Xie Fu smiled, "Are you excited already? Since you like Lingxi flowers so much, I'll put them in the lucky bag for you to draw when they grow up!"
"Ahhh! Zundu fakedu!"
"What a beep!"
"So touching! Without Teacher Pi, who would still treat us as family?!"
Xie Fu looked towards the room on the left and found that the light in Xie Shijin's room was still on.
Xie Fu's eyes suddenly lit up. "Huai Min hasn't slept yet? Are you disturbing him?"