Chapter 33
Chapter 33
Industrial saccharin
In order to survive, he can only be gay in tears from now on... Lin Feng thought, if he had known this, he should have written Nie Mo as a perfect lover, but why did he write it as a pervert.
After leaving the cave, Lin Feng found out that Nie Mo brought out Shi Jun's body, which had been headshot, in a storage bag.
Lin Feng quickly took out the storage bag from his waist and stuffed it into Nie Mo's arms.
Woohoo, the purse is dirty before he warms it up.
But it's useless for Lin Feng to ask for this storage bag now, and he no longer plans to run away.
Although he is not good at writing emotional dramas, judging from his many years of writing experience, when the main line of the story is two people falling in love, once one of them wants to escape, the plot arrangement will inevitably put him in crisis, so that the other party can Coming to the rescue just happened to promote the relationship between the two.
Humph, old fashioned!Does Lin Feng still understand?He has already seen through this vulgar plot!
So he won't give the rookie author a chance to abuse himself. From now on, he will be stuck with Mie Mo.
Lin Feng had a wishful thinking in his heart, so he would not give the rookie author a chance to spread his blood. As long as he took the initiative to bend it and directly entered the plot after the protagonist fell in love, wouldn't the author have to sprinkle industrial saccharine?
There is no process but a direct result of love, what is there to look at, it is best for readers to get tired of reading it and run away, without readers, the author can't continue writing, this fanfic will be discontinued, then he will be free?
Since he didn't have to run away, why did Lin Feng carry a storage bag containing the corpse.
"But... why did you put his body in here?" Lin Feng said disgustedly, "You don't intend to use him as a food reserve, do you?"
Nie Mo smiled and said, "Father will know when the time comes."
Holding Lin Feng in his arms, it was like entering a land of no one in Hehuan Sect.
Nie Mo picked the most gorgeous looking palace, took Lin Feng in, and found the living water hot spring pool of the palace as if walking in the back garden.
"Father's body is stained with blood, let's wash it here first." Nie Mo put Lin Feng down and went to take off his wedding clothes.
It was only then that Lin Feng remembered that the two of them were both wearing the bridegroom's wedding attire.
Because of the style of the clothes, they looked like a couple, but now Mie Mo helped him undress, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like the rhythm of being sent to the bridal chamber.
Lin Feng couldn't help pressing down on the untied neckline, and even pressed Nie Mo's fingers, "Hey, why don't I do it myself."
Nie Mo gently took his hand away, "Didn't father say that wearing clothes and hair is not part of intimacy?"
What Nie Mo said awakened Lin Feng, and even today, Lin Feng vowed to make three chapters with Nie Mo, saying that he would never compromise with the fan-art writer.
But after being strangled by Shi Jun and walking around the edge of death, Lin Feng's mood has completely changed.
What's the point of being a base? It's not important to survive.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng's hand was attached to the back of Nie Mo's hand again.
"Father?"
Nie Mo looked at Lin Feng, and saw a handsome young man in a wedding dress raised his head, his eyelids twitching strangely.
Lin Feng actually wanted to wink, but, "Ah, my eyelids are cramping! Hurry up, rub it for me, it hurts!"
Nie Mo: "..."
After relieving the pain of the eyelids, Nie Mo still helped Lin Feng undress, but at this time the romantic mood was gone, half of Lin Feng's eyelids were slightly red and swollen, as if he had been punched.
The good atmosphere was gone, Lin Feng buried himself in the water depressedly and spit bubbles.
Nie Mo also entered the water, stood behind Lin Feng, lifted Lin Feng's chin out of the water, and then rubbed Lin Feng's stiff muscles, "Father's body has many old diseases, and he has external spiritual roots. So it’s not as good as ordinary Golden Core stage monks, and it’s normal to have cramps occasionally.”
It's fine if he doesn't talk, the more he talks, the more depressed Lin Feng becomes.
Enjoying Nie Mo's moderate massage on his shoulders and neck, Lin Feng felt that although Nie Mo was a little perverted, he was still very good at taking care of others.
Lin Feng was thinking that the primary purpose now is to make Nie Mo, who has been written as gay, realize that he has fallen in love with him, and he likes him so much that he can't bear to abuse him.
In this way, not only can the fan novels be turned upside down, but it can also prevent Nie Mo from retaliating against herself, which is a win-win situation.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng pretended to slip his feet, leaning against Nie Mo behind him on purpose.
But he slipped three times, and every time, Mie Mo firmly held his shoulder and held him firmly.
Lin Feng cursed silently, and was about to give up the road of seduction and try to think of other ways, but he found that Nie Mo's hands slipped from his shoulders to his waist.
After a while, Nie Mo sat on the stone on the wall of the hot spring pool, while Lin Feng sat on his lap facing each other.
Lin Feng: "!"
Nie Mo still scrubbed Lin Feng naturally, and said with a smile: "Is father so afraid?"
When Lin Feng heard this, his already slightly hot face turned even redder. Could it be that Nie Mo had already seen through his thoughts?
You can see it, Lin Feng bit his lower lip in embarrassment, thinking, how could the protagonist get rid of the author's mercy, even if Mie Mo didn't admit it, he has been written as a gay now, otherwise he would have no scruples Do you want to practice Hun Tian Yin Jue with yourself?
If he hadn't owed him a hand and directly broke the dimensional wall in the novel, how could Nie Mo have revenged him? Now they are grasshoppers on the same rope, and no one can escape.
After thinking about it, Lin Feng held Nie Mo's neck with both hands in this posture, and kissed Nie Mo's lips.
Ah, here it comes, industrial saccharine, Lin Feng complained in his head, trying to cover up his shyness, baseless kisses, an essential plot in industrial saccharine novels!
A triumphant smile appeared on Lin Feng's face. With such a boring and crooked plot, the readers must have run away, and then the author will stop updating soon, and then he can go back again.
Just as he was thinking, Lin Feng suddenly felt Nie Mo's arm lay across his lower back, and pulled it away forcefully.
Lin Feng was originally sitting on Nie Mo's lap, but now he and Nie Mo were directly stuck together.
Lin Feng opened his eyes, and Nie Mo's magnified eyebrows were right in front of him, and the touch of his body drove away all the imaginary scenes of going home in his mind.
"Well!"
Lin Feng pushed Nie Mo's shoulders with both hands, turned his face back to avoid Nie Mo, and planned to stay away from Nie Mo, but the back of his head was held down, and the two stuck together again.
He opened his mouth to curse, but something slipped into his mouth.
Two hours later, the eggplant that Lin Fengrushuang had beaten lay on the wall of the pool.
Just now, Nie Mo took the opportunity to practice the Heavenly Yin Jue. After the spiritual power circulated in his body for a few days, Lin Feng obviously felt that his breath was more abundant, but his spirit was greatly hurt.
Is this the power of the plot, which can turn his inexplicable kisses into reasonable exercises.
Is this appropriate?
Nie Mo carried Lin Feng out of the water, dried him, and took out a new set of clothes for him to change into.
Lin Feng said quietly: "Didn't we make an agreement in three chapters before, and stop practicing the Hun Tian Yin Jue, let me realize it myself?"
"Really?" Nie Mo stopped tying his clothes and looked at Lin Feng, "It wasn't my father who took the initiative just now, I thought my father was afraid of another crisis and planned to improve his strength, so he took the initiative. I misunderstood."
Lin Feng: "..." What could he say, could it be that he actually wanted to seduce me?
How do you look at it now, the one who was seduced was him, not Nie Mo!
Lin Feng's skin was still red because he had practiced the Heaven Yin Jue. Nie Mo combed his hair with his fingers, and stroked his scalp with warm fingers.
Lin Feng heard Nie Mo say: "Father, don't worry, with me here, no one can hurt you."
Nie Mo said this before, and Lin Feng took advantage of the opportunity to ask the question again, "Will you not hurt me?"
Nie Mo tied up Lin Feng's hair, said with a light smile, "Father no longer thinks about running away."
Lin Feng caught his breath and looked at Nie Mo suspiciously.
What he thought was, hey, could the seduction just now be useful?What Nie Mo said now sounds so much like the overlord in the romance novels his female deskmate read when he was studying, full of possessiveness.
Lin Feng asked tentatively, "You...don't take revenge on me?"
"If father is obedient, it's not impossible." Nie Mo said.
Lin Feng nodded frantically, "I listen to me!"
But at the same time that he was happy in his heart, he also felt a little lost. Why did Nie Mo's attitude change so quickly? Could it be that he has completely become the puppet protagonist of that fan fiction author?
Is the ink written by others, or his son written by Lin Feng himself?
The two of them changed their clothes and prepared to go back to Changqi Tower first to see the situation of Hehuanzong. After all, they still don't know the identity of Shi Jun who was killed.
On the way back, Lin Feng endured and endured, knowing that Nie Mo's current attitude is the best for him, if he wakes up Nie Mo, what if he changes his mind again.
But when he was about to reach the Changqi Tower, Lin Feng still clenched Nie Mo's sleeves, and asked with a troubled face: "Nie Mo, you are in love with me, right?"
Nie Mo was taken aback, and the two of them almost fell from mid-air, but fortunately, Nie Mo stabilized quickly.
The expression on Lin Feng's face was even uglier, and his mood fluctuated so much, he must have been right.
So be shy, sure enough, Nie Mo is already the protagonist in someone else's hands, otherwise, how could he become so fast, and fall in love without doing anything, and the love is so sweet that he gets tired of it.
Isn't this very good, Lin Feng thought, not only solved the crisis of plot killing, but also Nie Mo would not take revenge on him, even if he is not his son, it doesn't matter.
Nie Mo thought for a while, he seemed unable to understand Lin Feng's logic, and asked, "Why does father ask such a question?"
"I..." Lin Feng frowned, but said, "It's nothing, don't ask."
Nie Mo's speed slowed down, because of the enchantment, the Hehuan Sect couldn't see them.
With a smile in his eyes, he said softly: "Since father wants to be safe, it is better to answer all questions."
Lin Feng was taken aback when he heard the words, and turned his head to look at Nie Mo. The tone of his voice was clearly the same as when he was threatening him before.
Lin Feng's heartbeat accelerated slightly, and when Nie Mo's eyes fell on his face, he explained in a low voice and quickly: "I'm just worried, you have been written by the author of a fan novel as a dragon-yang obsessive, that's why I asked this question, after all, you You promised not to retaliate against me, so I'll just test it out."
Nie Mo suddenly realized that this was the reason. He thought for a while and said, "I thought this was the purpose of my father. Otherwise, why did my father take the initiative to kiss me?"
Lin Feng's expression froze, wasn't it because he was sure that Nie Mo had already been written as gay.
"Hey, that's because I've been written as a long-yang obsessive." Lin Feng had an idea, hugged Nie Mo's arm with both hands, and said in a dainty way, "Kiss, hug, okay?"
Nie Mo looked at him, Lin Feng shyly met Nie Mo's eyes.
Nie Mo suddenly hooked his face, and kissed Lin Feng's pursed lips lightly, "Well, father guessed right, I was also written like this."
Lin Feng: "..." Damn, is Nie Mo disgusting him, or is he really written as a gay?
The author says:
Lin Feng: Nie Mo has been written as gay;
Nie Mo: Father is so sweet;
What will happen if Lin Feng knows that there are no fan fiction authors at all orz
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