What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 1134 Snow Mountain and Time Distortion and... Bald Head?

Thanos never expected that happiness would come so suddenly.

It was just an ordinary day, just a routine inventory of goods brought in from outside the solar system, and it turned out that I had two big dads.

...Aside from the fact that Grandpa Niu was a bit domineering, he was practically the godfather, no, grandfather, that he had always dreamed of.

He really wanted to improve.

As a Mad Titan born of the Eternals, to say that he didn't want to conquer the entire universe would be utter nonsense.

In fact, the strength under his command was in no way inferior to those powerful alien empires. Although his territory was a bit small, his powerful personal strength allowed him to directly control the circulation of goods and commodities throughout the entire solar system as a wandering merchant.

Then, relying on this relationship, he maintained relatively normal trade relations with the vast majority of powers on Earth.

...Otherwise, with his current strength, it would be too difficult for him to obtain information directly from those crazy people on Earth.

It's better to use money and goods than fists.

Thus, his former title of "Mad Titan" has become virtually unknown in the universe, leaving only the "Martian shrewd businessman" who is adept at navigating social situations.

"Looks like you've got a lot of ideas yourself." Cheng Fengniu looked at Thanos's warehouse. "I'm afraid that at least half of the supplies those madmen on Earth who control their own territories get for their wars come from you... You've been doing your fair share of double-dipping, haven't you?"

"Hehe, Grandpa Bull, you underestimate me." Thanos rubbed his hands together, his overall demeanor much more sleazy than the Thanos he had seen in the Brainiac incident. "It's not just about eating from both sides. I once instigated six Earth forces to go to war at the same time, and then sold them weapons that countered each other... That war turned the entire Mediterranean Sea red."

"A shrewd businessman... but I like him. At least he's much better than those idiots whose minds are filled with nothing but conquest and slaughter."

"Hehe, thank you for the compliment." After being praised by Cheng Fengniu, Thanos showed a childlike expression on his purple face.

Although it was mostly performance, a hint of genuine emotion was revealed within the falseness.

After all, he was Thanos, he was Mad Titan, he was someone who was rejected by his own parents from birth... so he killed his father and mother, destroyed his homeland, and brought death to every corner of the universe.

Throughout his long life, he never experienced what was called "love"...

No, let alone love, I've never even been touched by kindness.

His subordinates were more terrified than submissive.

Therefore, this was probably the only time in Thanos's life that he received praise from above.

It's impossible to say that you felt absolutely nothing.

At this moment, Thanos couldn't help but raise his head and look seriously at Cheng Fengniu.

This ancient being may truly be a treasure bestowed upon him by fate.

"Little Thanos, why are you looking at me with such a strange look?" Cheng Fengniu keenly noticed Thanos's gaze, then turned around and launched a fierce attack with his bull hoof.

"Quack! I didn't mean to!"

Ignoring Cheng Fengniu, who was finding an excuse to beat up Thanos, Wayne Shark began to plunder Thanos's warehouse.

Although he is Gotham's richest man and the aloof Batman...

But after spending a lot of time with Li Chengfeng, he picked up some of his bad habits.

For example, right now, various alien minerals are being stuffed into the body of the green light of will.

Studying its characteristics in detail is something we'll do after we get back.

Not far away, Ebony Throat wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

How come his great, powerful, and unyielding master looks like a masochist? He can even laugh while being beaten?

That would be terrible!

……

Although Thanos appeared to be easily bullied in front of Cheng Feng and Wayne Shark, he was essentially still that tough guy who was written as a "wandering merchant" but read as an "interstellar warlord".

With the full support of the two ancient beings, he immediately began the Earth infiltration operation.

Actually, there was no need for special preparation; he simply attached an inconspicuous transport ship to the very back of his merchant fleet.

Then, while passing over the Himalayas, it inadvertently fell.

This has become commonplace for the major powers on Earth.

This Mad Titan might be making some secret deal with other factions again.

However, as long as it doesn't affect their trade relations, they are happy to turn a blind eye.

And since everyone thought that way, it gave Thanos room to maneuver.

"But you didn't say you wanted to pull off a crash landing or something like that!?" Cheng Fengniu pulled his head out of the year-round snow and said angrily, "You don't have to be this scared, do you?"

"Grandpa Niu, I'm just following the unspoken rules." Thanos was somewhat helpless. "Although I have dealings with various forces on Earth and seem to be very shrewd, in reality, all these forces are watching my every move outside of trade. They don't want me to get involved in this chaotic mess on Earth."

Fear is always a two-way street. The major powers on Earth have also always regarded Thanos on Mars as the greatest threat outside of Earth.

After all, could someone who dares to monopolize interstellar trade in the solar system under such circumstances be a kind soul?

"Stop arguing, something seems off." Wayne Shark shook his head, his entire body radiating a bright green light.

A few seconds later, he suddenly opened his mouth and spat out a smaller Wayne Shark... or rather, an Ion Shark.

The once ferocious Chengfeng Ox now has a smaller Blood Slaughter Ox splitting off from the top of its head.

"My God, where am I? Could the spacetime here be any more chaotic?"

"Of course!? I could have slept soundly after handing over control of my body to Li Chengfeng... why did you create another alt account for me?"

The Kidney Deficiency Shark and the Clip Cow looked at each other, then turned their gaze to Wayne Shark and Chengfeng Cow, which were enlarged to the same size as them.

"Well, that's a long story." Cheng Fengniu was too lazy to explain the main plot to these two little ones again. "You can also sense that the spacetime here is too chaotic?"

“As Lamp Beasts born from the spectrum of emotions, our sensitivity to energy is unparalleled.” The Kidney-Deficient Shark nodded affirmatively. “There’s definitely something wrong here.”

Cheng Fengniu and Wayne Shark exchanged a glance.

It seems that Thanos wasn't lying to them after all... at least not on this point.

Blood Slaughter Bull flew around, preparing to carefully survey its surroundings.

When they flew to a snowdrift, a bald head suddenly popped out of it!

"Cows! Cows! Two cows, one big and one small! I've finally seen food other than cereal!"

Then, roaring, it charged towards the Blood Slaughter Bull, raising its flamethrower...

"Holy crap, heatwave, what are you doing here!?"

"Holy crap, how did this ox start making Li Chengfeng's voice?! Am I finally going crazy?"