The fool has become a spirit, and she can speak

Chapter 1269 Wan Lianxing's Longevity Soup

Cheng Feng reached out and took a bath towel from a palace maid and wrapped Cheng Youning in it.

Cheng Youning's hair was still dripping with water. He enjoyed his father wiping his hair roughly while he kept saying, "Daddy, you don't know what happened just now. I wanted my little grandfather to judge Qiao Rong and me, but he not only didn't uphold justice, he also wanted to slip away. I had no choice but to get out of the water. Daddy, this is because I am good at fighting, otherwise if I was a little later, my little grandfather would have run away!"

"Cheng Youning, your little grandfather is now the emperor. Look at the words you use to describe him. How could a man of his status be so lazy? Your little grandfather is very busy with his daily affairs. The memorials waiting for his review are piled up like a mountain. How can you stop him from taking care of government affairs?"

"Dad, you are exaggerating a bit, there are not so many memorials, just a small pile!"

"Cheng Youning, how can you be so ignorant? Hurry up and put on your clothes and go home with your daddy. Stop bothering your grandpa here!"

"Dad, I can't leave now. I still have something to report to my little grandfather!"

Cheng Feng said: "You want to frame Sui Dan, right? Sui Dan, your grandfather will punish him, so you don't have to worry about it!"

"No, Daddy, there's something really funny that I haven't told Grandpa yet!"

Wan Lianxing knew Cheng Youning's character, and he would not give up until he had finished speaking. "Grandson, go ahead!"

Cheng Youning's eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "Grandpa, do you want to hear what your grandson has to say?"

"Does Grandpa have a choice?"

Cheng Youning chuckled: "You have no choice, little grandpa, I'm going to tell you something, please don't kill anyone after hearing it!"

"You think my grandfather is a tyrant, so just say it boldly!"

"Grandpa, this is a bit funny. You'd better prepare yourself before listening to your grandson's story!"

"Kid, why are you still being so mysterious with Grandpa today? Grandpa wants to hear what funny things you can say. If Grandpa is amused by you today, I will definitely reward you!"

"Really?"

"A gentleman has no jokes!"

Cheng Youning chuckled: "Little Grandpa, please listen carefully, your grandson has something to say!"

"Say!"

"Grandpa, the longevity soup prepared by Yan Shizhao for you, I guess is made from Suidan's urine. Yan Shizhao would ask Suidan for two jars of urine every once in a while. I guess that urine was drunk by grandpa!" After saying this, Cheng Youning bent over and laughed, then asked Wan Lianxing: "Isn't grandpa funny!"

Cheng Feng kicked Cheng Youning and said, "What a joke! Look at your grandfather's face, it's turned green."

"What happened to little grandpa?"

Wan Lianxing couldn't help but bend over and retch. At this time, the doctor he brought to treat Cheng Youning and Qiao Rong was now busy!

Cheng Feng patted Wan Lianxing on the back and comforted him, saying, "Uncle, Cheng Youning is just making a wild guess without any basis, so don't believe him. Just don't drink those longevity soups carelessly. Yan Shizhao likes to use some strange herbs. It's hard to say what's in the longevity soup you drank... Oh! Uncle, don't really vomit! I haven't finished yet. There may be some rare herbs in the longevity soup, but it doesn't necessarily contain urine with bile!"

The more Cheng Feng talked, the more Wan Lianxing vomited. Cheng Feng was puzzled: "Uncle, I didn't say anything, how come it has the effect of inducing vomiting!"

At this time, Zhong Siyu, who was invited by Cheng Youning to go to a distant place to appreciate flowers, ran back and looked at Wan Lianxing nervously and said, "What happened? Why did the emperor vomit?"

Cheng Youning quickly explained: "Grandpa is not feeling well and suddenly vomited. Don't worry, grandma, the imperial physician is looking after my grandpa!"

Zhong Siyu said: "Maybe the weather is too hot and he has a heat stroke!"

Cheng Youning immediately agreed, "The sun is really strong today. It seems that Grandpa really has heat stroke. I remember that people with heat stroke sometimes vomit!"

Cheng Fengqi looked at Cheng Youning's expression, which looked like he was trying to clear himself off, and was so angry: "Cheng Youning, get out of here right now, or I'll beat your ass into pieces."

Cheng Youning also knew that he was in trouble. He didn't get the reward and also made his grandfather vomit. In order to avoid disaster, he hurriedly grabbed his clothes, called Qiao Rong and ran away.

The imperial physician sighed as he watched Wan Lianxing. What was a little urine in the medicinal materials? Many insects and feces were medicinal materials. If the emperor was told about this, he would probably vomit to death here today. This man was obviously stimulated by Cheng Youning's words to vomit. What was there to see? He couldn't tell anything about his condition.

Everyone present knew what was going on, and Cheng Feng knew it even better. However, facing Wan Lianxing, whose face turned red from vomiting, he still said with concern: "Uncle, I'll carry you back to rest!"

Wan Lianxing shook his head and said, "My stomach just churned a little, but I'm fine now!"

Zhong Siyu said: "Your Majesty, you look very unhappy. Let Cheng Feng carry you on his back!"

When Wan Lianxing saw Zhong Siyu's concerned look, his eyelids turned red. He had no choice but to compromise and was carried back by Cheng Feng.

If you say that Wan Lianxing is not sick, a bunch of imperial doctors will come to feel his pulse. If you say that he is sick, he will let the imperial doctors feel his pulse while reviewing memorials.

Wan Lianxing looked at Cheng Feng who was sitting on the side and looking at him and said, "Feng'er, why are you staring at me? Go back. I'm fine. I just felt sick in my stomach!"

"Can I go back without worrying about your situation? Auntie Huang has already sent someone to invite Yan Shizhao!"

"Why ask Yan Shizhao to come? I'm not that seriously ill!"

Cheng Feng said: "The Queen's aunt may want Yan Shizhao to come and make you a miraculous medicine!"

Wan Lianxing looked at Sui Dan who was sitting there lazily and said, "Why didn't Yan Shizhao discuss this silk jade with me? Dandan, I order you to hide it quickly. You and Yan Shizhao had better not meet in the future. No matter if he asks you for 'blood' or 'urine', you must not give it to him."

Sui Dan said, "Your Majesty, you should tell Yan Shizhao this and order him not to harass me from now on."

Wan Lianxing said: "You two are my subjects. How can I interfere with him asking you for urine in private? I am the emperor. I have to deal with state affairs. How can I have the leisure to care about your trivial matters!"

Sui Dan laughed loudly after hearing this: "Your Majesty, have you admitted that the longevity soup you drank was actually my urine?"