boyutpedia Chapter 404: This chapter is making me laugh to death!
Chapter 404: This chapter is making me laugh to death!
The enemy player also drew his own character.
【Character Conan】
【Skill 1: Ball Attack! 】
Skill Description: Use the ball towards the enemy, and the enemy will be knocked away after hitting it.
[Second Skill: Anesthetic Needle! ]
Skill Description: When this skill hits the enemy, it will paralyze the opponent for three seconds, during which time the deceleration effect will be triggered.
[Third Skill Ultimate: There is only one truth!]
Skill Description: After using this skill, shout: There is only one truth about Vadasi. Enemies within the range of the skill will be stunned for two seconds and unable to move.
【Character Drunkard】
[Skill 1: The Magic of Love]
Skill Description: Yell at the enemy: Fuck you, enemies within the range will be slowed down, and using it on teammates will increase some of their health.
[Skill 2: Invincible Energy! ]
Skill Description: Yell at the enemy: "Baga, Balala Energy Makabaka I'm so fucking steel~" and enemies within the skill range will continuously lose health. Friendly enemies will gain a small amount of mana back.
[Three Skills: Then I leave?]
Skill Description: After using the skill, you will receive an ancient oath, "Ali Gaduo Pipi Jiang, Wadasi, you are stupid and want to make up?" After reading it out loud, the enemy will be directly controlled for three seconds. Using it on a teammate will increase the movement speed.
【Character Sadako! 】
[Skill 1: Sister, do you want to watch TV with me?]
Skill Description: When Sadako uses the skill, she will throw out a TV. The enemy hit will be blinded for two seconds and will trigger flames, causing them to lose health for two seconds.
[Skill 2: Sister, do you want to jump into the well with me?]
Skill Description: Using this skill will create a well. After Sadako jumps in, she will ignore all skills for three seconds and then disappear.
[Four Skills: My hair is real hair!]
Skill Description: After using the skill, Sadako's long hair will control the soldiers into a violent state, increasing the damage by 50% and the attack speed by 30%.
The other characters are the drowned ghost and the invisible ghost.
The copy game officially started, and the people in the live broadcast room were arguing fiercely!
【Live broadcast room barrage! 】
[Baga, is this a legitimate dungeon? Why are there so many characters drawn from Dragon Country? Why are our players only given that thing? What is Balala Energy?]
[This dungeon is interesting. What the hell is that enemy's private Marseille? Haha, I'm dying of laughter!]
[This game is a sure thing, our Boss Lu and Boss Shi are both in this instance!]
[Boss Lu's ghost bride is awesome! This skill is so awesome, and she even has one more than everyone else!]
[We, the Yimianjin Nation, are dissatisfied. Why do you need our players to accompany you when you participate in dungeons? ]
[Tsk, is random selection okay? This isn't a solo fight anymore, this is a battle of honor. Fellow dungeons, kill them!]
What the hell is this Conan from Sanitary Napkin Country? Pfft... This is my favorite anime, how come he's a character?
[This dungeon really gave me so many surprises. This is the first time I've seen such a strange dungeon! ]
[Baga, you guys are so bad! Many areas of our country have been invaded by strange things. I hope our players can bring good news this time!]
【...】
There are five minutes left in the game, and the red and blue teams are discussing their battle plans!
Lu Xiaoli from the red team was given the important task of the middle lane, while Shi Yan took on the crucial role of jungler. The other three team members guarded the top and bottom lanes respectively, ready for battle.
As the whistle sounded to signal the start of the game, a dazzling white light suddenly burst out, instantly transporting everyone to a mysterious dungeon world.
A mechanical and cold voice echoed in my ears: "The enemy has ten seconds to reach the battlefield, all troops attack~"
Lu Xiaoli instantly transformed into a ghost bride draped in red gauze with a sad and beautiful face, floating gracefully towards the middle of the road.
Behind her, a group of little devils holding machetes followed closely, marching in unison and with great momentum.
Facing Lu Xiaoli was Sadako from the blue team. She let out bursts of harsh laughter:
"Haha, let's compete today to see whether your ghost bride is better or my Sadako will have the last laugh. I will definitely defeat you people from the Dragon Country!"
Faced with Sadako's provocation, Lu Xiaoli just rolled his eyes in disdain.
She quickly clicked to upgrade her first skill - "Dalang, get up and drink the medicine!"
Sadako was equally unwilling to be outdone and chose to upgrade her first skill - "Sister, do you want to watch TV with me?"
The battle was about to break out. Lu Xiaoli took the lead and used his first skill on Sadako.
A charming yet somewhat strange voice echoed in the air: "Dalang, get up and take the medicine~"
Sadako was hit by this sudden skill, and her speed slowed down instantly and her health dropped sharply.
She was horrified and quickly stepped back, shouting, "Fuck, it's poisonous! Look at my first skill!"
However, a huge TV fell from the sky and landed right in front of Lu Xiaoli.
Sadako looked embarrassed and said with a wry smile, "Sorry, I misplaced my skill!"
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the competition has reached the middle stage. At this point, everyone's skills are at full capacity, and the real competition has just begun!
For a moment, the dungeon was filled with the sounds of various skills, "Dalang, get up and drink your medicine, Dalang, get up and eat, sister, do you want to jump into the well with me?..."
Lu Xiaoli directly used his ultimate move, Ghost Marriage Contract: Shared Fate, and transferred all the damage Sadako had done to her to herself.
Just as Sadako's life was hanging by a thread, at this critical moment, a drunk figure suddenly jumped out from the crowd.
He yelled, "Don't be afraid, sister Sadako. I'm here to save you! Look at my first skill—private Masai motherfucker!"
Then, he yelled again: "Look at my second skill——Baga, Balala energy makabaka I'm so cool~"
With the help of the drunkard, Sadako's blood volume gradually recovered.
At this moment, Shi Yan, as a jungler, suddenly jumped out from the bushes next door and used his third skill - Landlord Fight - on the enemy!
In an instant, the four of them were pulled into a virtual space. They sat around a table and started an unusual card game.
Lu Xiaoli played first: "Three of a kind!"
Shi Yan shook his head: "No!"
Sadako sighed helplessly: "I can't accept it!"
The drunkard looked confused: "Huh? Huh?"
However, in this chaotic game, Lu Xiaoli seized the opportunity and instantly won a double kill. At the same time, the battles in the other two lanes were equally exciting.
In the bottom lane, the battle between Conan and the Naughty Ghost was in full swing. Conan relied on his agility and excellent awareness to engage in a fierce contest with the Naughty Ghost.
On the road, it is a showdown between zombies and drowned ghosts.
Relying on its powerful attack power and thick blood volume, the zombies continuously launched fierce attacks on the drowned ghosts.
The drowned ghost, on the other hand, relied on his flexible skills and precise positioning to constantly deal with the zombies.
After resurrecting, Sadako and the drunkard in the middle lane started arguing in the fountain.
"Baga! You can't even handle three of us? Do you know how to play cards? If not, then get out of here! I'm not going to help you! I'm going to protect the bottom lane!"
"I don't know how Conan plays this? 0 bars 11? Even a pig can beat you, right?" the drunkard shouted angrily.
After seeing Conan's record in the top lane, Drowned Ghost discovered a fatal problem - Conan didn't even buy any equipment! He shouted online:
"Conan? Do you know how to play? Why don't you buy equipment? Are you saving your gold coins for food?"
Conan, however, hummed a song without taking it seriously, rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not buying it! It's too ugly! I'm saving up my gold coins to buy skins!"
The drowned ghost was speechless and choked with emotion when he heard this, and the drunk ghost also looked confused.
Sadako seemed to have been suddenly inspired and excitedly shouted, "Is this even possible? Then I'll sell my gear too! I'll save up to buy skins too!"
The Drowned Ghost sighed helplessly, "This dungeon is unplayable! What the hell is this matchmaking? Oh, right? Where's our jungler? Where's that invisible ghost?"
The drunk sighed and said, "I don't know where they went! Never mind! Never mind those two! I'll help you on your way!"
Meanwhile, the invisible ghost was secretly stealing the health packs of both enemies and allies. His figure was like a ghost, appearing and disappearing on the battlefield.
The drowned ghost was attacked by zombies and retreated again and again, and his blood volume continued to decrease.
He quickly ran to the defense tower to eat the health pack, but found that his health pack was missing! He was so angry that he shouted loudly:
"Drunk! Did you eat my blood bag? This is what saves my life!"
The drunk snorted coldly when he heard this: "Are you fucking sick? Why would I eat your blood pack? I have the ability to recover blood! Don't worry about the blood pack! Come here, brother will feed you a few times!"
As he spoke, he began to chant his blood recovery spell: "Private Masai motherfucker! Baka! Balala energy maka baka my fucking steel~"
The invisible ghost who stole the blood pack then cast his greedy eyes on the blood packs in other places.
He is like a cunning fox, constantly looking for new opportunities on the battlefield...
【Live broadcast room: barrage! 】
[Holy crap, what's the point of playing this dungeon? Look at the players in my auntie's country, are they playing games? Are they saving up gold to buy skins? Are their own junglers stealing their own health packs?]
[I'm floored. Why would they choose these weirdos? Three? Excuse me? Hilarious, right?]
[Baka, I'm so pissed! I think I should just surrender in this instance. What's the point of competing? There's no competition!]
[What the hell? This sentence can increase health? Did I hear it right? I'm dying of laughter! But our boss's skills are really awesome. He pulled me into a space to play Landlord. It's insulting to not be able to afford three people. Haha, the drunk on the other side was stunned!]
[Turn the world to silent mode and listen to the sound of the aunt's country breaking down! Hahahahaha...]