Please stay away from me, protagonist

Chapter 116 The Queen of the Sea who has eight relationships at the same time 8.

Tang Feng: "Does he think that no one has found his address, so he is so presumptuous? I will let him know that he can't afford to offend angry readers. Pit, address."

Kengkeng: "Host, calm down. This is illegal in modern society. You don't want to go to jail for this.

Calm down, take a short nap and have a good sleep. "

Tang Feng: "Sleep, do you think I can sleep now?"

Kengkeng: "Host, calm down. I know you can't sleep right now, so we need to use a prop. Ding ding ding, look, a sleeping mask. It's a must-have for robbery."

Tang Feng: "Wait, what got in there? Are you sure it's legitimate?"

Pitfall: "This host, I can guarantee that the item is genuine, but as for whether the person who bought it is genuine, I can't guarantee that."

Tang Feng: "Really? Where's the stuff? Give it to me."

Kenkeng nodded, and then a pure green sad frog eye mask suddenly appeared in the air and gradually landed in Tang Feng's hand.

Tang Feng looked at the eye mask in his hand, which seemed to be no different from the ones he sold here.

She looked at the sad frog, glanced at it with disdain and said, "Is this the only style? There are no others? This is too inconsistent with my aesthetic taste."

Kengkeng: "Of course not. There are many kinds. If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

As he spoke, a screen of light appeared in front of Tang Feng. On it were all kinds of eye masks, some with purple lace, some with Shiba Inu, some with Husky, some with orange cat, some with ragdoll cat, and even some with little rabbit. She looked for a long time, but she couldn't find any eye masks like the sad frog.

This made Tang Feng sneer.

"Kengkeng, are you sure you bought it from this store? Are you lying to me again?"

He shook his head quickly. “How could that be? I’m sure I bought it from this store. It’s number one on the list of best reviews. How could I have made a wrong choice? I checked it out on purpose. It’s impossible that I’m wrong.”

Tang Feng: "Really? Then tell me why there is nothing on it? It has everything except the Sad Frog."

Hearing this, Kengkeng's eyes widened. "Impossible, I clearly bought it from this store. I still have the purchase record. If you don't believe me, just look at it."

Then he showed her the purchase record.

Tang Feng looked at the purchase record and it indeed showed that it was purchased by his family.

As for suspecting that the company was cheating, she thought it didn't have the brains to do so.

Then she flipped through the light screen carefully again, until she reached the second page and saw the Sad Frog. It showed that the number of buyers was only one and it would be taken off the shelves soon.

Now the case is solved.

Apparently, the sales were so poor that the store was planning to take it off the shelves. Only one was sold, and it was obvious that this was the buyer.

There are so many nice ones out there, who would buy an ugly one, except this one.

She was now wondering how he had turned to this ugly one when there were so many nice things in front of him and decided to buy it for her?

But this is also a kind of ability, being able to buy an ugly one from so many good-looking ones.

Tang Feng: "I want to ask you, how did you buy the Sad Frog? You don't seem to have the patience to turn the pages. I remember you didn't even want to read the instructions."

Pitfall: "What do you mean by turning pages? I, the host, didn't even know that you could turn pages. I only just found out that the light curtain can actually turn pages when I was with you.

As for how I bought the Sad Frog, it was because it was the first one and I thought it sold very well, so I bought it.

Who knew it would be removed from the shelves? I was the first one to buy it. Isn’t this a scam? If I had known, I would have clicked on the next one.”

Tang Feng: "You also know that being cheated is not pleasant, think about it yourself, how many times have you cheated me?

At least three times. If it weren't for my good temper, I would have unbound you long ago. Why don't you thank me now? If it weren't for me, you would have been exiled long ago."

Kengkeng: "Yes, yes, of course I have to thank the host. Host, you are my reborn parent. I will dedicate my loyalty to you forever."

Tang Feng: "Okay, what have you been watching recently? It's not the Princess and the Knight, is it?"

Kengkeng: "No, of course not. I have long stopped reading those love fairy tales that children read. Now I like to read brain-burning mystery stories."

Tang Feng: "Is that so? Where did you learn this sentence from?"

Kengkeng smiled complacently.

"The host doesn't understand this, right? Of course I learned it from the Internet. There's everything on the Internet. It's all dazzling.

Although the technological level of your world is very low, when it comes to eating, drinking and having fun, your world is definitely top-notch."

Tang Feng chuckled.

"Why do I feel like something is wrong when you say this? But based on my understanding of you, you probably didn't mean it. I'll just take it as a compliment from you."

Pitfall: "Host, although I don't understand what you mean, it is of course a compliment to your world. Don't get me wrong, that's not what I mean."

Tang Feng nodded.

"Of course I know that. How could I not understand this?"

Kenkeng nodded.

"I definitely believe the host on this."

Tang Feng nodded.

"Well, you know me pretty well. What do you think? I told you there are things better than iced soda. Try my favorite orange juice.

It’s sour and sweet, and super delicious. I never get tired of it.”

Kengkeng waved his hand: “No, the taste of this host is not to my taste, I still prefer to drink ice soda.

But host, you said you like it the most? Don’t you like iced soda the most? Why did you say orange juice? Can it have two of them? "

Tang Feng made a disdainful sound.

"Hey, you don't know what's good, wild boars can't eat fine bran.

As for your question, can I have two favorites?

Of course you can have two. Who says you can only have one favorite? Of course, it’s better not to have one in a relationship, otherwise you will be called a scumbag.

But I never planned to include love in my life plan, so I won’t change it.”

After hearing this, Kengkeng murmured, "Really? I always feel that one day the host will regret saying this."

Tang Feng: "Kengkeng, what are you mumbling with your head down? There is nothing I cannot listen to."

Kengkeng looked up quickly.

"Nothing, host."

Tang Feng: “Really?”

It said, "Yes."

After hearing this, she sighed again.

"Forget it, I won't ask anymore. I don't know where you get all these weird ideas every day.

I've made up my mind. Let's go to the next mission world first. I can't sleep anyway, and there's no point in staying in this world. I might as well go to the mission world to have some fun.

Anyway, I can go home now, so I can just think of it as a trip to another world.

Anyway, I won’t die. Even if the mission fails, I will just return to the system space. So, I don’t have much pressure.

I still want to help you, after all, I promised you that I would help you become a top-level system. So, we should work harder.

Of course I know you will say that this is unlike me. I should definitely stay at home for a few more days. After all, I want to go home so much.

Well, if I hadn’t suffered from insomnia due to an accident, I would have definitely gone to find Zhou Gong for a date in my beloved little bed.

But now I am suffering from insomnia?

I can't sleep, so I might as well go to the mission world and try to come back early."

Kengkeng nodded and said, "Since the host is so enthusiastic, I can't hold you back.

I have a world with very high points. It shouldn't belong to us, but this is the compensation I want from them. Host, do you want to go?"

Tang Feng: "Of course I will go. How can I not go for such a good opportunity? As for showing it to me, there is no need. It is just a blank slate anyway. I will know when I get to the mission world."

Kengkeng nodded: "Then I'll listen to the host. I'll teleport directly. Host, please sit down. The transmission will begin."

A familiar feeling of dizziness came over him, and Tang Feng closed his eyes as if he was familiar with the process, waiting to be teleported to the mission world.

Maybe this time because the pump was set to gentle mode, he didn't feel dizzy as much, but Tang Feng felt an extremely strong urge to vomit.

Fortunately, she didn't eat too much just now.

Otherwise she would have vomited all over herself by now. She knew that something was opened by the pit, and it was wrong.

But what can I do? Can I unbind it? I can only make do with it and get used to it.