boyutpedia Chapter 288 Human-Machine 5
Chapter 288 Human-Machine 5
(Today, tomorrow, and weekend)
[Ling Ri: Dan Feng's eyes and the fact that he spoke so long in one breath showed that he was extremely aggrieved.]
[Yi Ran: General Teng Xiao's reputation was damaged. ]
[Bai Heng: I am dying of laughter. Could it be that becoming a general of Xianzhou will make one become a scumbag? Jing Yuan was such a serious kid when he was young, how can he become a scumbag now?]
[Jing Yuan: Hey, this is called cunning, you will understand when you reach my age. ]
【Bai Heng: Tsk, I can’t live to be 800 years old.】
[Bai Heng: So, why is it sent by the Shen Ce Mansion?]
[Dan Feng: To ensure that everyone can receive it.]
[Jingliu: Oh! I thought it was a scam and blocked it immediately.]
[Dan Feng: (Raising his head sharply) Oi! Among you, has anyone voted for this?]
[Jing Yuan & Bai Heng: Hehehehe...]
Bai Heng raised his hands in surrender.
[Bai Heng: I thought it was just a joke, after all, this piece is really beautiful!]
[Dan Feng: What about you? With your intelligence, you also think it's a joke?]
[Jing Yuan: Oh, but the other robes are really ugly! There are only two good ones, and the other one has the same color as the golden man of the Gongzao Division. This is the only one left. This one is very in line with the aesthetics of modern people.]
[Bai Heng: I ordered it.]
[Jingliu: That’s the truth.]
[Ying Xing: No, what happened to you with the golden man?]
[Dan Feng: *Chi Ming swears*]
【Ling Ri: Very consistent with the stereotype. 】
【Master Gongshu: The Jinren chef is furious! 】
[Xing: Uncle Dian Dao really made me laugh to death. My star core is shaking from laughing.]
[Yiran: A name with the word "刀" in it is definitely funny, right, Brother Dao? ]
【Blade: →_→, and I don’t cook golden people. 】
[Kiana: Okay, okay, I know you love Dan Heng. ]
【Dan Heng:……】
[Ying Xing: Dan Feng, besides the clothes, haven’t you finished everything else yet?]
[Dan Feng: What? You guys...
Gearing up for the fight, Hell's Laugh x4
[Dan Feng: Hey, don’t exaggerate.]
[Bai Heng: Great! I'll do the makeup!]
[Ying Xing: I'll braid your hair.]
[Jingliu: I will help you too.]
The three of them started working, and little Jingyuan crossed his legs and stood beside them, shaking his legs and pointing.
[Jingyuan: Hey, hey, sister Baiheng, the left eyeshadow is crooked.]
[Bai Heng: Eh?]
[Jing Yuan: Hey! Brother Ying Xing, don’t tie Brother Feng’s hair so tightly, it looks so ugly.]
[Ying Xing:……]
[Jingyuan: Oh, Master, Master, your hairstyle...]
[Mirror Stream: Hmm?]
Young man Jingyuan sat up straight.
[Jing Yuan: ... Uh, it's so handsome! (Thumbs up) It makes Feng look so neat.]
[Jingliu: Hey, really?]
[Bai Heng: Of course, Jingliu is the best in the world!]
[Dan Feng: Yes.]
[Ying Xing: Damn it, I can’t stand it anymore, can I beat this brat?]
【Xiangling: They are just like us playing dress-up dolls when we were kids.】
[Ling Ri: Where can I buy a life-size super-realistic Yin Yue Jun doll? I don’t have any other intentions, I just have a friend who wants one.]
[Yiran: Jingyuan has shown leadership qualities since he was young. ]
【Ying: Jingyuan sat up straight, and the master became obedient as soon as he saw him.】
【March 7: If you dare to criticize the master today, you will not be able to get out of bed tomorrow.】
[Jing Yuan: Master is watching, so you dare not sit incorrectly. She is very strict.]
[Jingliu: Jingyuan, are you saying that I am fierce? ]
【Jing Yuan: Not at all. Master is gentle and considerate, a graceful lady, gentle and virtuous, gentle and elegant, beautiful and intelligent, calm and leisurely, resolute and taciturn, quiet and silent, kind and respectful, gentle and modest, warm and calm, and kind-hearted. She is the best woman in the world!】
【Mirror Flow: Yes.】
[Yanqing: You are indeed worthy of being my master. It seems I still need to practice.]
[Ling Ri: Lao Jing is so skilled that it makes people feel distressed. ]
【Xing: In comparison, my uncle Dao is being treated as a double standard, picking on the weak. 】
[Silver Wolf: At that time, A Ren was the weakest among this group of people.]
[Blade: Yingxing is just a scientist, he doesn't have as much power as them, so what? ]
[Jing Yuan: I’m finally dressed up. Brother Feng, where are the accessories?]
[Dan Feng: Alas, I originally wanted to give you a surprise.]
Dan Feng stood up and took a box.
When I opened it, I saw a golden maple leaf, an emerald headdress, and an ice crown.
[Bai Heng: Isn't this the birthday present we gave you last year?]
50 cents special effects*****……
[Dan Feng: Usually it’s a bit exaggerated, but today it’s just right for an occasion like this… Hmm? What’s wrong?]
Everyone looked at him without saying anything.
[Dan Feng: Do you think it’s inappropriate?]
[Jing Yuan: No, it’s a little too touching, Brother Feng. Wuu ...
[Bai Heng: Come on, come on! I’ve wanted to see you wearing this for a long time!]
[Ying Xing: You love me too much, right? Dan Feng.]
[Jingliu: Humph, I never expected that. You always catch us off guard.]
[Dan Feng: Alas, I shouldn’t expect you to have any normal reaction.]
【Ling Ri: Hahahahahahahahaha what kind of human-machine gift? Hahahaha! 】
[Qingque: It’s not the ice and snow crown. I really couldn’t hold it in. Hahahaha! Who gave it to you? Hahahaha…]
[Su Chang (Beng Tie): Exactly. Is it true that someone would give this thing away? And the 5-cent special effect is really amazing, hahahahaha…]
【Mirror Flow: →_→】
【Qingque: Hiss, well, I didn’t say anything.】
【Qingque has gone offline】
【Suchang (Bengtie): Spicy and spicy! 】
[Suchang (Bengtie) has been offline]
[Bai Heng: It's hard to say. I think it's pretty good. The ice and snow crown was carved out bit by bit by Jing Liu, the maple leaves were made by Ying Xing, and the emerald headdress was chosen by Jing Yuan. As for the gift I gave... let's not mention it.]
[Jing Yuan: It's a bit humanoid now, except for the emerald headdress I gave her, which is a bit normal.]
[Yiran: No, Lao Jing, how can you tell that this thing looks good on the forehead? Did you let Danfeng wear this to cosplay as the leader of the world? ]
[Kiana: Otherwise, the five of you can play together. If one dares to wear it, several dare to give it to others.]
[Yan Qing: Is this the aesthetic of a strong person? I still need to learn! ]
Dan Feng then used the Dragon Dance, and thanks to the Sacrifice Sword for the guest appearance.
After Dan Feng finished the human-machine dance, the four friends had been waiting in the audience for a long time.
[Bai Heng: Hi, beautiful lady!]
[Mirror Stream: We have a dinner party tonight.]
[Ying Xing: Can you dance one more time to liven up the atmosphere?]
[Jing Yuan: Don’t say you can’t do it, we’ve recorded it! If you don’t dance, we’ll keep repeating it all night long!]
Dan Feng was silent for a second, then raised his hand and cast a rain cloud over Ying Xing and Jing Yuan's heads, soaking them like a bathtub.
Jingliu and Baiheng laughed, and Danfeng turned and left.