boyutpedia Chapter 35 Director, please check the gender.
Chapter 35 Director, please check the gender.
The moment Jiang Bai stepped out of the studio, his first reaction wasn't to celebrate, but to collect his debt.
"System, transfer the money!"
"Mission accomplished, one million, quick!"
He mentally spread his palms out, as if he could already hear the crisp sound of gold coins falling into his pocket.
[Ding! Host's audition has been successful; the role of [Zhang Yan] has been locked in.]
[Task rewards are being distributed...]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Intermediate Acting Skill Book x1.]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: 1 opportunity for immersive role-playing simulation.]
[Congratulations, host, you have received: 1,000,000 yuan in cash.]
Jiang Bai stared at the string of zeros, his eyes practically popping out of their sockets with delight.
"Hehehe, one million! I'm rich overnight!"
"This million isn't even taxable?! System, you're amazing!"
The system's cold voice carried a rare hint of smugness, as if it were looking down on country bumpkins.
[Ding! Products from this system are guaranteed to be of high quality.]
All cash rewards are legal, after-tax income. Any tax issues have been properly addressed through the system by paying additional taxes on your behalf.
[Please feel free to spend freely, host.]
Holy crap!
"Chief! You are my god!"
"I take back everything I said to you before! You're practically the conscience of the system world! You're an angel! You're a living saint!"
Jiang Bai looked at the rapidly increasing number in his mobile bank account and grinned from ear to ear.
One million!
In this world where the price level is similar to that of his previous life, this is an enormous sum of money for a freshman!
How many skins can I buy? How many hot pot meals can I eat? How many pairs of Air Jordans can I buy?
You could even make a down payment on a small apartment near the school!
however.
As the money was in his pocket, the little white figure in Jiang Bai's mind instantly came to life, swelling up like it had been injected with chicken blood.
It kicked the little black man to the ground and stomped on him twice.
The little white figure shouted:
"We've already got the money, what's the point of acting anymore!"
"Zhang Yan suffers so much, yet she still has to cry, wear women's clothing, and flirt with men!"
"What if I get caught? What if my roommate finds out?"
"Wouldn't it be better to take this million and go back to school to live a comfortable, carefree life?"
The little black figure weakly retorted:
"But... that's Yu Zheng! It's an S-level big-budget production! If he performs well, he can earn another million in salary..."
The little white figure slapped it across:
"The pay? That would require months of backbreaking work!"
"We have a million now! We should be content!"
"And we have to sign a contract later, aren't you afraid Yu Zheng will take you to the police station? As long as we have this million, we'll run away immediately!"
Jiang Bai thought about it, and the system's mention of legal after-tax income reminded him.
Signed the contract.
That's right, they haven't signed a contract yet!
The role was only verbally agreed upon earlier. Next, we will definitely have to go through the formal procedures, sign a labor contract, and enter the personnel file.
And signing the contract...
You need your ID card.
Jiang Bai subconsciously touched the ID card in his pocket.
Name: Jiang Bai.
Gender: Male.
Jiang Bai took a deep breath.
He quickly asked himself:
"System, I have a question."
"The mission rewards have already been issued, right?"
"What if... I mean, what if?"
"If, because of the director, he changes his mind, or thinks I'm not suitable, he fires me."
"Will you take this million back?"
The system calmly replied:
[Ding! The mission checkpoint has been reached: "Trial Successful".]
[Once the host successfully secured a role in the audition, the mission is considered complete.]
[If the contract is terminated due to reasons attributable to the production team, this system will not be held responsible, and the rewards will not be reclaimed.]
boom!
This statement was like an imperial edict; the white little man completely defeated the black little man and established an indestructible "Salted Fish Kingdom".
No need to pay it back!
If Yu Zheng refuses to take the initiative to leave me, then this money is mine!
"Hehehe..."
Jiang Bai's lips curled into a wicked smile, a smile of triumph spreading across his face.
"Since that's the case, then don't blame me for being uncivilized."
"I was originally thinking that if there was really no other way, I would just bite the bullet and act it out."
"But now..."
"If I can make Yu Zheng dislike me and break the contract on his own initiative, then wouldn't I be free?"
How to make a director hate an actress in the fastest way?
Acting like a diva? No way, what if he puts up with it?
Unspoken rules? No way, what if he really has that idea?
There is only one simple and direct way—
Physical destruction!
Tell him, I'm a man!
Even if Yu Zheng cherishes talent and wants to promote people, he can't possibly let a grown man play the empress, can he?
This is not just fraud, it's an ethical tragedy!
The script should go like this:
Step 1: Take the initiative to find Yu Zheng and confess your gender.
Step Two: Yu Zheng felt deceived, flew into a rage, and kicked him out of the film crew.
Step 3: He took the million he had already received, happily went back to school and relaxed, without having to play the bitter and resentful Empress Zhang Yan!
They got paid but didn't have to do any work!
This is the real winner!
"That's what we'll do!"
"Confess and you'll be treated leniently, go home for the New Year!"
Jiang Bai straightened his collar. Although he was still a little reluctant to part with the million-dollar paycheck that was about to be his, which was a remnant of the Black Men, he had to cut it off for the sake of long-term peace and to avoid being killed by the gang!
He didn't leave the studio area, but instead, like a hidden spy, stood guard at the corner of the corridor.
He just saw Yu Zheng carrying a teacup towards the restroom.
This is a golden opportunity.
Confessing privately, to save face for the director, will also allow you to "die" with some dignity.
really.
A few minutes later.
Yu Zheng hummed a little tune and walked out of the bathroom with a contented look on his face.
Clearly, having resolved a major concern and satisfied his physical needs, Director Yu is in an excellent mood.
"director!"
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, lifted her skirt, and went to meet him.
When Yu Zheng saw Jiang Bai, his face broke into a wide smile:
"Oh, Jiang Bai."
"Why haven't you gone back to rest yet?"
"Don't worry, the role is yours, it's not going anywhere."
"Xiao Liu is drafting the contract, and it will be signed tomorrow. You'll definitely be paid the highest possible fee for a newcomer!"
Yu Zheng thought the young girl was anxious about losing the role, so he quickly comforted her.
Such a promising talent, we must take good care of him.
Jiang Bai shook his head, his face showing an expression that said, "I have something I can't say about it."
He looked around to make sure no one was nearby.
Then he reached out and gently pulled Yu Zheng's sleeve, tugging it towards the corner of the fire escape.
"Director, may I speak to you in private?"
"I have something very important to tell you."
Yu Zheng was stunned by the pull.
Something important?
frank?
Could it be... that she has a boyfriend?
Or was he poached by another company?
Yu Zheng's heart skipped a beat. He quickly followed her to the corner and asked with a serious expression:
"What's wrong?"
"What happened?"
"Is any agency harassing you? Don't worry, tell me. I still have influence in this industry!"
Seeing Yu Zheng's protective look, Jiang Bai felt a pang of guilt.
The director is a good person.
Unfortunately, I'm a man.
"It's not a matter for the agency."
Jiang Bai sighed and released his grip.
Then, from his small bag, he took out the ID card that had determined his fate.
He presented it to Yu Zheng with both hands.
"Director, please take a look at this first."
Yu Zheng took the ID card with a puzzled look.
I looked down in the dim light of the corridor.
Name: Jiang Bai.
Date of birth: XXXX year XX month XX day.
address:.......
There's nothing wrong with that.
The photo is of herself. Although she has short hair and no makeup, her facial features clearly identify her as Jiang Bai!
"There's nothing wrong with this ID card."
Yu Zheng was somewhat confused and looked up at Jiang Bai:
"What's wrong? Are you saying that it's inconvenient for you to apply for social security because you're from out of town?"
Jiang Bai: "..."
What the hell is this about social security?
Director, isn't your focus a bit off?
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, stretched out his slender finger, and pointed to the most crucial information on the ID card.
"Director, look here."
"gender."
Yu Zheng looked in the direction the finger was pointing.
Gender: Male.