Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 364 The God of History, Uchiha Madara

Hashirama Senju stepped forward, picked up Madara Uchiha, and prepared to take him back to the small room.

After taking only two steps, Hashirama Senju put Madara down again, turned to his younger brother, and asked, "Tobirama, isn't there any way to wake Madara up first?"

Hashirama Senju thought for a moment. Even if he took Madara with him, Madara didn't know when he would wake up.

What if it really is a mistake with the Impure World Reincarnation technique?

This is not a problem that can be solved simply by time.

"...Big brother, I promised you that after I was resurrected, I would never touch Madara again."

Tobirama paused for a moment before slowly speaking.

Upon hearing this, Madara Uchiha, who was pretending to be dead, felt a chill run down his spine.

It turns out that he was actually resurrected by the naturally evil Tobirama Senju using the Impure World Reincarnation technique.

This is troublesome.

He must act whenever he has the chance.

Before Tobirama Senju does anything terrible to him, they need to quickly contact Black Zetsu and Obito, and have them use genjutsu to control Tobirama and release him from the Impure World Reincarnation.

As for what Tobirama promised not to touch him?

This statement can be considered nonsense.

Can the promises made by Tobirama Senju, who was born evil and deserved it, be taken seriously?

"Tobirama, you? Sigh, then tell me what to do, I'll take care of it."

Hashirama was very pleased that his younger brother was keeping his promise, but he couldn't think of any other way in the current situation, so he could only continue to ask his brother for help.

"Try pinching the philtrum?"

Tobirama Senju tentatively offered a suggestion.

"Aww."

After receiving the advice, Hashirama Senju nodded and turned to look at Madara.

Pinching the philtrum?

When Madara Uchiha heard Tobirama give this suggestion, he felt his brain go blank.

Pinching someone's philtrum to wake them up—isn't that only for living people?

The body resurrected through Edo Tensei doesn't even feel pain, so why pinch the demon's vent?

however……

Tobirama Senju did it on purpose.

So you're allowed to play dead, but I'm not allowed to play Tang?

Okay then, if you're going to pretend, I'll pretend too.

Hashirama Senju grabbed Madara's large arm hard.

Obviously, it has no effect.

Furthermore, because Madara's eyes were closed, he had no feeling and his perception was weak, so he didn't even know what Hashirama had done to him.

"Brother, you're pinching the wrong spot. The philtrum is the area above the mouth."

After searching for a long time, Tobirama Senju kindly offered a reminder.

Hashirama Senju pinched the philtrum for a long time, but it still had no effect.

"Brother, why don't you try pouring in manure?"

When Tobirama saw his older brother looking at him, he offered a second suggestion.

These methods are effective for living people.

But it has absolutely no effect on the dead.

What's more, he was just pretending to be dead.

But Hashirama Senju was unwilling to let any opportunity slip by.

"Madara, I'm sorry, I'll brush your teeth and clean them for you later."

Hashirama Senju solemnly apologized to Madara, then looked at his younger brother Tobirama, "Tobirama, do me a favor and get me some... over here."

"Big brother, everything is ready."

Tobirama Senju took a pipe with a nozzle from under his feet and handed it to Hashirama.

"This is?"

Seeing that his younger brother had prepared this in advance, Hashirama became suspicious.

"This was originally used to fertilize the crops next to it."

Tobirama calmly provided an explanation.

"Oh, I see."

Hashirama suddenly realized what was happening and felt ashamed for doubting his brother.

Hashirama, holding the dung pipe, turned around to shove it into Madara's mouth, only to be surprised to find that Madara had opened his eyes.

"Madara, are you awake?"

Hashirama was overjoyed.

"A hot mom from Harbin?"

Ban pretended to be confused, as if he had just woken up.

He really couldn't keep up the act any longer and had to "wake up".

He sensed something was wrong when he heard Tobirama say, "The philtrum is the part above the mouth."

If Hashirama wasn't pinching the area above the mouth, then where was he pinching at the beginning?

Thinking hard.

What followed was even more outrageous.

The inherently evil Tobirama Senju actually wanted to force him to defend himself!

How could such a thing possibly be of any use to a body resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation!

Madara realized that Tobirama wasn't really stupid; he was just pretending!

He had to wake up quickly and get away from this birth chamber.

As long as you can be alone with Hashirama, there are plenty of ways to fool him.

"Great, Madara, we've finally met again, hahahaha!"

Hashirama heard the familiar voice and excitedly went forward to give it a big hug.

However, he overlooked one thing: he was still holding a sewage spraying pipe in his hand.

He triggered the switch immediately.

puff--

"what?"

"Not good—Wood Release: Ranking Technique!"

Senju Hashirama sensed the problem and instantly released Uchiha Madara. He jumped back, and as he did so, he clapped his hands together, and a shield with fangs and a demonic face, like a coffin, encased him and closed it tightly.

Madara Uchiha was also capable of performing such extreme reactions and maneuvers.

But his body is currently not supporting him in making any response.

The result was...

"Big brother! You've gone too far! How could you leave Madara all alone there! Come out here!"

Tobirama shouted angrily at Hashirama inside the Ranking Technique.

Hashirama opened a back door behind the ranking technique and walked out with a guilty look on his face: "Tobirama, you're right to reprimand me."

Hashirama looked full of regret.

Even Tobirama cares so much about Madara's feelings. As Madara's former best friend, he actually abandoned Madara because of some trivial defense. That's too much.

"Big brother, why don't you take Ban to the room we prepared for you to wash up?"

In a fit of "anger," Tobirama threw the key that Hashirama had accidentally dropped earlier at him.

"Okay, okay."

Hashirama didn't think too much about it. Following his brother's suggestion, he created a wooden clone and rushed in to turn off the switch. Then, supporting the dazed Madara, he walked towards the grove.

Those reborn in the Impure World do not have the sense of touch, smell, or taste, but they do have sight.

Unfortunately, the visual impact from that close-up moment was just too great.

From childhood to adulthood, Ban had never experienced this feeling before.

The only time it was similar was when I was a child and I was peeing by the river with Hashirama. After we finished, we made a big fuss and accidentally fell into the river. We both drank some water.

Thinking about this, Ban couldn't help but feel nostalgic for the past.

By the time Madara came to his senses, Hashirama had already carried him away from everyone's sight and into the grove.

"You, you are...?"

Suddenly, several travelers dressed as villagers saw Ban and blocked their path with hatred in their eyes.

"My name is Uchiha Madara."

Ban felt bewildered, but still coldly announced his name.

"Of course we know you're Uchiha Madara! The God of History, Uchiha Madara! My second uncle was brutally killed by you using the History Release!"

One of the villagers roared with grief and indignation.