boyutpedia Chapter 65 Closing Party: Lin Zhou Forced to Perform Girl Group Dance on Stage
Chapter 65 Closing Party: Lin Zhou Forced to Perform Girl Group Dance on Stage
"Lin Zhou! Lin Zhou! Lin Zhou!"
The enormous sound almost lifted the night sky over Peach Blossom Village.
The villagers didn't understand what "idol image" meant; they only knew that making a ruckus was the most fun. The millions of viewers in the live stream were even more eager for excitement, and the barrage of comments was flying everywhere, all saying "GKD" (hurry up) and "Looking forward to it!"
Standing in the center of the stage, Lin Zhou felt like a duck being roasted over a fire.
The profound memories of that rainy night seven years ago hadn't completely faded from his mind, and that tragic emotion was still surging in his chest, when reality slapped him hard across the face.
Dancing to girl group dances?
Or is it "Love You"?
"Director Yan, can we change to something else?"
Lin Zhou, with a pained expression, pointed to his well-defined biceps, attempting a final struggle:
"Look at my physique, these muscles. I'd do anything, even break a boulder on my chest, or uproot a willow tree. But dancing this kind of sweet girl dance... isn't that inappropriate?"
"This scene is too beautiful; I'm afraid the audience will get styes from watching it!"
Yan Min smiled like a fox who had stolen a chicken, completely unmoved by this.
Holding a megaphone, he righteously and firmly rejected Lin Zhou's appeal:
"Hey, Lin Zhou's dad, that's not right of you."
"As you just said, there's no such thing as noble or lowly labor, and art has no hierarchy! What's wrong with girl group dances? Girl group dances are art too! Besides, this was chosen by fate through a roulette wheel; accepting the outcome is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation!"
"Don't you all agree?"
A unified roar immediately erupted from the audience:
"yes--!!"
Su Qingge stood below the stage, initially worried about Lin Zhou's physical condition, but seeing that he still had the mind to negotiate with the director, she felt relieved.
She looked at the man on the stage who looked utterly hopeless, and couldn't help but smile slightly, a hint of mockery flashing in her eyes.
That bastard, he's always so foul-mouthed, he deserves to be taught a lesson by being punished.
"Fine! You guys win!"
Lin Zhou gritted his teeth, looking at the expectant eyes of the audience below the stage, and knew that he was doomed today.
Just as he was about to casually twist and turn a couple of times to get by,
The system that had always been barely noticeable in my mind suddenly came back to life.
[Ding! Host is facing a severe talent challenge!]
[Limited-time emergency mission triggered: As an all-around super dad, you must be presentable in public and capable in the kitchen, able to outdance like a girl group member and fight off thugs!]
[Task Requirements: Please perfectly replicate the girl group dance "Love You," achieving a 90% or higher accuracy in the movements, and showcasing a breathtakingly "sweet" contrast!]
[Mission Reward: God-level Fighting Skill (Grandmaster Level)!]
[Failure Penalty: Randomly remove one acquired God-tier skill.]
Lin Zhou: "..."
He almost spat a mouthful of blood onto Yan Min's face.
Damn you, system!
Do you have some serious illness? Why would someone need to dance to a girl group's music video to acquire god-level fighting skills? Is there any logical connection between the two?
And if he fails, he has to remove the skill? What if he removes the cooking skills he just gave him? How will he win over these foodies' stomachs in the future?
"call……"
Lin Zhou took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
In order to master god-level fighting skills, and to better protect his wife and children in this perilous world (mainly because there are too many rivals).
Fight!
Isn't it just twisting your waist and swaying your hips? Isn't it just winking and flirting?
I'm going all out!
"Music teacher!"
Lin Zhou suddenly opened his eyes, and in that instant, his gaze revealed a tragic heroism, as if he were a martyr about to go to the execution ground:
"Music! Start!"
"Okay!"
The sound engineer was already prepared; he simply pointed his finger.
"HBC~ Oh baby~"
The incredibly sweet background music, "Love You," which became a hit across the country, instantly resounded throughout the entire threshing ground.
The cheerful drumbeats and sweet melody make every note seem like pink bubbles being sprayed into the air.
Lin Zhou stood in the center of the stage.
His face remained cold and hard, his brows furrowed, his eyes sharp, and he exuded a tough, unyielding aura.
however.
The moment the first beat falls.
His body, however, seemed to be taken over by some mysterious force, and he made an extremely standard, even enchanting, starting posture.
With his left foot touching the ground, he thrust his right hip outwards with a sudden burst of energy.
Clench both fists, cross them in front of your chest, and tilt your head slightly.
"Say more sweet words, look at me more when you miss me..."
As the song began, the tall, muscular man, standing at 1.83 meters, started his performance.
Twist your waist.
Send crotch.
Spinning around.
Every movement was perfectly timed, every beat was perfectly timed. The dance moves that should have belonged to a sweet young girl, when performed by him, possessed an eerie fluidity and… a sense of power?
Especially that classic "I love you" gesture.
Lin Zhou was expressionless, his eyes fierce as if he were collecting a debt, but his hand movements were more precise than any of the girl group members.
"If you don't love me, then don't hold my hand..."
As he jumped, he roared wildly in his mind:
Kill me! Just kill me already! This is way harder than slaughtering a pig!
The audience below the stage had completely gone crazy.
Screams, bursts of laughter, and whistles blended together, almost drowning out the sound from the speakers.
Su Qingge stood in the crowd, originally intending to watch the spectacle unfold.
But as she watched, her expression gradually froze, her mouth slightly agape, and her eyes filled with disbelief.
This guy...
How can you jump so well?
Although her expression was grumpy, her flexibility and coordination were even better than those of the trainees in her company.
Especially that hip-twisting motion...
Su Qingge's gaze involuntarily fell on Lin Zhou's waist and abdomen.
As he moved, the hem of his T-shirt would occasionally fly up, revealing a section of his firm, muscular abs, which gleamed alluringly under the light.
"Gulp."
Su Qingge subconsciously swallowed, feeling her face burning hot.
This man...
He's absolutely a prodigy!
Just then, the song reached its climax.
Lin Zhou turned around, his back to the audience, then suddenly looked back and made a preparatory gesture for an ending pose.
His gaze inadvertently swept over Su Qingge in the audience.
Eyes facing each other.
Lin Zhou's originally fierce gaze softened subconsciously the moment he saw his wife, even carrying a hint of pleading for help.
"Wife, save me..."
He wailed inwardly.
But in Su Qingge's eyes, this became a different kind of signal.
Those eyes...wet, with a hint of grievance and shame, paired with that alluring movement.
Su Qingge felt as if something had gripped her heart tightly.
"That bastard..."
She bit her lip, muttered a curse under her breath, her palms sweaty, "It's just dancing, does it have to be this... this provocative?"