boyutpedia Chapter 15 My wife blushed: Shut up! That's to cover you with a blanket!
Chapter 15 My wife blushed: Shut up! That's to cover you with a blanket!
On the country road leading to the mission site, sunlight dappled through the trees.
Nuonuo was full of energy, like a little bird just released from its cage, chasing butterflies with her short legs. The photographer had to run after her to capture the child's adorable moments.
This gave the couple who were lagging behind a rare "private space".
Although the microphone in the collar was still working, as long as the sound was low enough, this was their own personal battleground.
"Lin Zhou, tell me the truth."
Su Qingge walked beside Lin Zhou, and using her body as cover, pinched his waist hard, her voice low but carrying a ruthless, vengeful tone.
"Where were your hands... when the bed leg broke last night?"
She'd been holding this in all morning.
The situation was chaotic and it was pitch black. She only remembered that she felt like she was being held tightly in someone's arms, and the touch of those big hands was burning hot, and the position... seemed a bit off.
Lin Zhou winced in pain, but dared not cry out. He could only cooperate by lowering his voice and feigning innocence.
"Where else can I put it? Support the bed frame! Do you think I want to be that jack? Half an hour, lady, my arms are still sore."
"Come on!"
Su Qingge's cheeks flushed slightly, her eyes flickered, and she gritted her teeth, saying, "I was talking about the other hand! You took advantage of the chaos, didn't you... didn't you..."
She simply couldn't bring herself to talk about that shameful part of her body.
Lin Zhou raised an eyebrow, his gaze sweeping mischievously over her chest before he feigned an expression of sudden realization:
"Oh—you mean that?"
He suddenly stopped and turned to face Su Qingge.
Because they were in the shade of the trees, the light and shadow cut sharp angles into his face, and his peach blossom eyes held a hint of mockery and roguishness. He even took a step forward, forcing Su Qingge to retreat until she leaned against an old locust tree.
"Wife, you have to have a conscience."
Lin Zhou leaned against the tree trunk with one hand, and under the guise of adjusting the microphone, he actually covered the microphone hole with his finger.
He leaned close to Su Qingge's ear, his warm breath brushing against her sensitive earlobe, his voice deep and magnetic:
"Don't you know how badly you slept last night? You kicked the blanket all over the floor. I was just trying to cover you up, but then you suddenly rolled over..."
"Shut up!"
Su Qingge felt like her ears were on fire, and her heart was beating so fast it was out of rhythm.
"Does covering yourself with a blanket require...do I need to touch there?!" She was filled with shame and indignation, her voice trembling.
"It was an accident, purely an accident."
Lin Zhou shrugged, looking completely at ease. "Besides, didn't you cling to me like glue later? Your nails were digging into my flesh, and you were still saying 'Don't go.' Tsk tsk, I never realized Su Tianhou was so clingy in private?"
"Nonsense! I was just scared!"
Su Qingge panicked. Her usually icy eyes were now watery and completely harmless. "Who's clinging to me? Who's hugging you! Don't flatter yourself!"
"Yeah?"
Lin Zhou chuckled softly and suddenly closed the distance again.
Their noses almost touched, their breaths mingling.
He stared into Su Qingge's panicked eyes, his tone becoming somewhat playful, and slowly said:
"Since you were scared, then why did you wrap your legs around my waist last night?"
boom--!
Su Qingge's mind went completely blank for a moment.
last night……
It seems... probably... that's really the case?
Because the bed was tilted, she was afraid of falling and instinctively tried to find a foothold, and then...
"That's...it's also to maintain balance!"
Su Qingge tried to explain, but her confidence was clearly lacking. Her beautiful face was now as red as a large red cloth, and even the base of her neck was pink.
"Okay, okay, let's maintain balance."
Lin Zhou smiled like a fox who had successfully stolen a bite, released his hand from the microphone, and casually tidied her wind-blown bangs. His tone suddenly softened:
"Anyway, I got all the benefits, so you can say whatever you want. But honey, next time if you want to 'maintain balance,' remember to tell me in advance so I can be prepared."
"Lin Zhou!!"
Su Qingge finally broke down.
Enraged, she didn't even think twice before reaching out and covering Lin Zhou's smug mouth with her hand.
"If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!!"
This scene was witnessed by Nuonuo, who turned around to look for her parents.
The little boy stood a few meters away, holding a butterfly he had just caught. He blinked his big eyes and looked at his parents, who were in an ambiguous position, with a puzzled expression.
"Mom, why are you covering Dad's mouth? Did he steal your snacks again?"
Su Qingge recoiled as if electrocuted, hastily straightening her clothes. She didn't even dare look her daughter in the eye, and stumbled forward.
"No...no! There are a lot of mosquitoes here, Mom is helping Dad swat them!"
Lin Zhou watched her fleeing figure, touched his lips, and felt the faint scent of hand cream still lingering on them.
"Swatting mosquitoes?"
He chuckled softly, bent down to pick up Nuonuo, and strode after her. "Let's go watch Mommy swat mosquitoes!"
……
Ten minutes later, the family of three arrived at the mission location.
This is what Yan Min referred to as the "treasure fishpond".
When she saw the scene before her, Su Qingge, who had been feeling a little sweet and shy, turned pale instantly.
That's not a fishpond at all, it's clearly a huge swamp of mud!
The black silt emitted a muddy smell, its depth unknown. Several other families had already arrived, and Chen Kai and Wang Lei, two grown men, were wading through the mud, their trousers rolled up, getting themselves covered in mud.
Even the sophisticated top star Lu Ming was standing on the edge of the mud, looking at his limited edition sneakers worth tens of thousands of yuan with a look of utter despair, hesitating to put them on.
"The task is simple."
Holding a megaphone, Yan Min announced the rules with a smile, "The ingredients for lunch are right here in this mud pit. Loach, eel, and big carp—you eat whatever you catch. If you don't catch anything... well, you'll have to go hungry."
"Of course, considering everyone's image, we have specially prepared waterproof bodysuits."
It's called a waterproof suit, but it's actually just the cheapest rubber pants. They're thick and heavy, making it extremely difficult to move around in, and they have very poor breathability. Wearing them in this sweltering heat is practically torture.
Su Qingge stood on the edge of the field, looking at the dark mud, and felt a wave of nausea wash over her.
She has obsessive-compulsive disorder related to cleanliness.
She has severe mysophobia.
Normally, even a speck of dust on my clothes bothers me for ages, let alone jumping into a muddy ditch to catch slippery eels. And...
She subconsciously covered her lower abdomen.
That... seems to be coming soon.
Although the due date hasn't arrived yet, I've been experiencing a dull ache for the past few days, especially if I touch cold water...
"What? Even the great diva Su doesn't dare to come down?"
Lu Ming's sarcastic voice came from the side. Although he didn't want to go down either, seeing Su Qingge like this, he couldn't help but want to kick her a couple of times. "If you're afraid of getting dirty, just say so. Let Brother Lin go down by himself. Anyway, this gigolo... oh no, this physical work should be done by men."
Su Qingge bit her lip and ignored him, but her expression became even more unpleasant.
She didn't want Lin Zhou to bear all the burdens alone.
Since it's a variety show featuring a husband and wife, if she just stands on the shore watching, she'll definitely be criticized by netizens for being pretentious and arrogant.
"call……"
Su Qingge took a deep breath, suppressing her discomfort, and bent down to pick up the dirty waterproof suit.
Just as her fingers were about to touch the rubber pants, a large hand appeared out of nowhere and snatched the clothes away.
"What are you doing?" Su Qingge looked up at Lin Zhou, who was blocking her way.
"This outfit is too ugly; it doesn't suit your style."
Lin Zhou tossed the waterproof suit aside with disdain, his gaze sweeping over her pale face, his brows furrowing slightly. "Besides, you don't look well. Is... your period coming?"
Su Qingge was stunned for a moment, then her cheeks turned bright red.
How does this guy even know this?
"No...no! I'm just afraid of getting dirty!" she stubbornly insisted.
"Alright, stop being stubborn."
Lin Zhou didn't waste any words with her. He turned his back and half-squatted in front of her, his broad back like a thick wall.
He patted his shoulder, his tone as casual as if he were saying, "The weather's nice today."
"Come up."
"Huh?" Su Qingge didn't react.
"What? Weren't you afraid of getting dirty? Weren't your legs weak?"
Lin Zhou turned his head, his peach blossom eyes carrying an undeniable domineering air, yet a doting smile graced his lips:
"Come on, I'll carry you down. You take charge, I'll hold you up. Together we'll be an aircraft carrier in the mud."