This ninja in Naruto is unscientific

Chapter 234 Tsunade and Sasori's Interesting Stories

During the breaks between the two children's studies.

Nishikawa Tetsu and Mizuki sat down some distance away and casually asked, "By the way, isn't Lady Tsunade in the yard today?"

"Lady Tsunade has gone to the hospital."

Mizuki held the restless Ton-Ton on her lap and then said:

"We're going to examine Might Guy today. Apparently, thanks to the new medicine developed by Lady Tsunade, Guy's recovery is going incredibly fast. He should be able to be discharged in a few months."

"Really? That's great news." Nishikawa Tetsu nodded. "It seems Lady Tsunade's medical skills have improved again."

Mizuki suddenly leaned closer, a barely suppressed smile on her face, and said in a low voice:

"Lady Tsunade has been in a particularly good mood lately, thanks to the several jars of aged sake that Sister Kushina brought back from the capital."

"Oh?" Nishikawa Tetsu raised an eyebrow.

"Lady Tsunade couldn't resist going to the casino again the other day..." Mizuki shrugged helplessly. "The result was... not only did she lose all her salary, but she also lost her advance bonus for next month. Lately, she's been drinking cheap shochu, and she keeps muttering that it tastes bland."

"So the sake that Kushina-neechan sent was a real lifesaver. Lady Tsunade was overjoyed when she held the sake jar."

Nishikawa Tetsu imagined the scene and couldn't help but laugh.

It's truly unbelievable that the legendary Sannin have fallen to such a state.

"However..." Mizuki changed the subject, "Compared to Kushina's gift, the things Kana and Shizune gave... left Tsunade speechless."

"Um?"

Kana, who was doing her homework, had sharp ears and immediately looked up, saying with a defiant look, "I think our gift is great! Shizune and I carefully selected it."

"Exactly!"

Shizune also stopped writing, but compared to Kana's confident demeanor, she seemed somewhat guilty, muttering softly:

"Although...although I also felt that the gift was a bit...special. I told Kana at the time that Lady Tsunade probably wouldn't like it..."

"What exactly did they send?" Nishikawa Tetsu's curiosity was piqued.

"A set of dice."

Mizuki, barely suppressing a laugh, revealed the answer: "And it's not an ordinary die, it's a special die... where every side has the maximum possible score."

"puff--"

Nishikawa Tetsu almost choked on his saliva.

Using this thing to cheat? Don't even mention Tsunade wouldn't do such a thing; even if she were capable, she wouldn't be stupid enough to use such an obvious die.

"Kana said that as long as Lady Tsunade uses this die, she will never lose again and will be able to keep winning money to buy us snacks," Mizuki explained.

"This logic... makes perfect sense." Nishikawa Tetsu managed to suppress his laughter.

"Anything else!"

Chanel added smugly:

"Shizune also gave me a red cape with a big 'Invincible' embroidered on it. I suggested that word; it's super cool! Tsunade blushed when she saw it. I think she really likes it!"

Mizuki shook her head: "That's not liking, you guys..."

"See!" Shizune covered her face. "I told you those two characters were too big, too flashy, and embroidered with gold thread too! It's so embarrassing!"

Nishikawa Tetsu imagined Tsunade walking into the casino wearing a red cloak embroidered with the words "Invincible" in gold, holding a die with all six sides indicating a winning hand...

He's practically a walking, talking late-stage case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Nishikawa Tetsu finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter, slapping his thigh.

"Lady Tsunade has already shown great restraint by not hanging you from trees to beat you!"

……

After making plans with Mizuki and the others to have dinner at the Senju clan's territory that evening, Nishikawa Tetsu went to visit his new employees.

"I wonder how that guy is doing lately? He should have already been taught a lesson by Senior White Fang. I wonder if he's caused Senior White Fang any trouble?"

Nishikawa Tetsu pushed open the door, just about to say hello.

"Scorpion, your puppet..."

Before he could finish speaking, he froze at the doorway.

The usually cold and arrogant genius puppeteer was now sitting at his worktable, holding an ice pack on his face.

Her once delicate face was swollen, her eye sockets were bruised, and there was a band-aid on the corner of her mouth.

On the table in front of him, there were no puppet parts or materials.

Instead, there was a sheet of open letter paper with a few large, crooked characters written on it—"Letter of Apology."

"..."

Nishikawa Tetsu blinked, wondering if he had opened the door wrong.

"You... got beaten up by Senior White Fang?"

"It's not Sakumo Hatake."

Scorpion slammed the ice pack on the table in a huff, which aggravated his wound, causing him to hiss in pain.

"Who was that? Did you provoke Lady Tsunade?"

In Konoha, there are only a handful of people who could beat Sasori to this extent without dying from his poison.

"It's... Uchiha Hachiho."

Scorpion gritted his teeth; he refused to admit defeat.

"That bastard... that bastard with the baton, I let my guard down and he ambushed me!"

"Huh? Yashiro?"

Nishikawa Tetsu was even more confused; how had he offended the police department?

"He said I littered bamboo skewers and that I violently resisted the law."

Scorpion pointed to his face.

"This guy has no sportsmanship. He used a stun gun at maximum power on me. I didn't even have time to react before I fell to the ground and ended up like this."

"..."

After hearing the whole story, Nishikawa Tetsu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What's so funny!" Scorpion glared at him.

"Sorry, sorry, I've been professionally trained and I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it."

Nishikawa Tetsu wiped away the tears of laughter, walked over and patted Sasori on the shoulder.

"But Sasori, you're really in the wrong here. In Konoha, littering is against the rules, and the police department did the right thing."

"and……"

Nishikawa Tetsu looked at the letter of self-criticism and said meaningfully:

"The Eighth Generation Senior was teaching you how to be a person. In Konoha, even if you are a genius, you still have to follow the rules."

"A 5,000-word self-criticism, not a single word can be missing! Good luck, I'll be reading your self-criticism on Yashiro's side."

"roll!!!"

Accompanied by Scorpion's roar, Nishikawa Tetsu walked out of the laboratory in a cheerful mood.