Chapter 128 The Evil Hanging Noodle Alien
Chapter 128 The Evil Hanging Noodle Alien
Chapter 128 The Evil Hanging Noodle Alien
"What did you say? Amado and his team failed again?"
In a secluded corner of the Johto region, inside the Rockets' new headquarters.
With a gloomy expression, Sakaki picked up the intelligence his secretary had just handed him, his veins bulging on his hands.
"These useless idiots!"
Not only did he land himself in police custody, but this incident also created a major gap in Sakaki's plans for the Orange Islands.
"I had high hopes for them, but they didn't even catch a single Pokémon." Boss Giovanni's head started to ache again.
"Any news about that hypnotist?"
"Currently missing, but has not been caught by the Orange Alliance officials."
"Good, as expected of our elite Pokémon, which we've invested heavily in training. Even if Yamato and the others die a thousand times, we'll ensure Hypnotic's safety!"
Upon learning that Hypnotist hadn't been taken away by the police, Sakaki felt a little relieved.
"Its hypnosis skills will be of great use anywhere, and our elite hypnosis is certainly looking for a way to return to Team Rocket."
Boss Sakaki could already imagine that if hypnosis were caught, it would be subjected to inhuman torture and would then refuse to comply to the death.
"Sigh!" Just thinking about it made Giovanni's heart ache. "My elite Pokémon must not be lost."
"Have the members near Orange Island immediately drop what they're doing and go bring Hypnotist back as soon as possible!"
"Yes, boss!" The secretary didn't dare to delay and quickly ran to deliver Sakamoto's latest instructions.
Meanwhile, Ash is on his side in Citrus City.
"No, don't even think about it! I won't let you see it!"
With that same lewd gaze and obscene smile, Hypnotic was clinging tightly to Ash's leg, begging and refusing to let go no matter what.
"Ji~Ji~~"
It randomly pointed to a pretty young lady on the roadside and used hypnosis on her. She immediately ran over and affectionately hugged Ash's arm.
"Hey, her boyfriend's storming over here! Hurry up and break her hypnotic state!"
"Pikachu, use electric shock!"
"Pikachu!"
Under Pikachu's electric shock, the girl finally regained consciousness, but she still clung desperately to Ash's leg and refused to let go.
"Seriously, this hypnotist is just causing me trouble."
It turns out that Ash went to the Pokémon Center in Citrus City this morning to rotate his Pokémon.
I was thinking of releasing the hypnotic creature that I forcibly captured yesterday to teach it a lesson. I believe that with Mewtwo around, it won't be able to escape easily.
Having arrived at the training ground and prepared his Pokémon in advance, Ash took out a Dark Ball and released them.
The hypnotist who reappeared was indeed an evil, masked alien.
Its lewd eyes were constantly scheming how to attack Ash and then use Instant Transmission to escape.
But when it saw Ash's Dreamweaver, it suddenly seemed as if it had been hit by a meteorite.
Her eyes sparkled with love as she frantically professed her affection for the dream guide.
It has to be said that hypnosis is indeed lewd, and it becomes even more lewd when hearts appear in the eyes.
Even the evolved form of Dreamweaver was frightened and quickly hid back inside its Poké Ball, unwilling to come out.
And that's the current situation, where Hypnosis keeps pleading with Ash.
"Release the Dream Guide; it can do anything."
Xiao Zhi never expected this situation; the power of love is truly terrifying.
"Someone like you, a down-on-his-luck wretch from an evil organization, thinks you can marry a girl from my prestigious family?"
Stop dreaming and give up!
Xiao Zhi's current demeanor is very much like the arrogant father of the female protagonist in some novels.
As he spoke, he vigorously shook his thighs a few more times, trying to shake off the hypnosis.
"Ji!" (Father-in-law, please give me another chance. I will definitely correct my mistakes!)
Seeing that the time was almost right, Ash changed his tune again.
"It's not impossible for me to agree, but you have to agree to a few conditions before I promise I won't stop you."
Upon hearing this, Hypnotic immediately sat up straight. Although it looked quite funny given its size, its sincerity was evident.
"First, as my Pokémon, you are not allowed to steal other people's partners anymore."
",!" (No problem!)
"Secondly, we must not continue to have any connection with the Rockets."
"Ji, Ji~!"
Hypnotist quickly patted his chest and declared that he had always been a righteous person and that he really didn't know anything about Team Rocket. (Bro: Heartbroken)
"Thirdly, you are not allowed to use hypnosis on the dream guide to gain its love. If I find out you have done so..."
Xiao Zhi waved his fist, as big as a clay pot, in front of the hypnotist.
The dwarf-faced alien shuddered and nodded repeatedly, "~!" (I would never do that.)
The fact that Hypnotic was so eager to see the Dream Guide meant that Ash had already sensed its lewd thoughts.
This kid wants to use hypnosis to make the dreamer fall in love with him. He truly deserves to be called an evil, effeminate alien.
After making assurances during hypnosis, Ash released the Dream Guide and let them try communicating on their own.
Next, it's just a matter between the two Pokémon, and Ash won't interfere no matter what the outcome.
However, things seem to be going well. This guy's nose is big, thick, and full, making him one of the handsome ones in his tribe.
The dream guide was not very resistant to its overtures.
[Ding! Hypnosis: Affection +20; Intimacy +10]
[Dream Guide: Favorability +10; Intimacy +5]
"Alright, hypnosis has officially subdued me!"
Ash wasn't happy to have such a sleazy guy by his side.
After putting the hypnotist back to his mind, Xiaozhi returned to the hotel and pulled Xiaoxia out of bed, who was still tired from working all night.
They still had to rush to the location of the next dojo.
When they left, the Citrus City Police Department sent people to see off the hero who had saved the city's Pokémon.
The person who arrived was Officer Jenny, who had invited Xiaozhi to dinner yesterday.
Officer Jenny's gaze was gentle and her face slightly flushed. Before leaving, she thoughtfully reminded Ash to pack more clothes.
This is, of course, because Ash successfully reconciled Officer Jenny and her husband during last night's dinner party.
Ash noticed something was wrong yesterday. He hadn't done anything, and his Minotaur Soul ability was only level 2.
No one has such a strong ability to have a wife fall from the sky and have a romantic encounter.
Upon further questioning, it turned out that the place Officer Jenny wanted to take Ash to for dinner was indeed the restaurant owned by her husband.
Because Officer Jenny was always focused on her police work and neglected her family, she and her husband had a fight.
Tonight is the time the young couple had agreed to have dinner together and chat.
Officer Jenny wanted to bring Ash over to spite her husband.
Her husband was also quite something; he hired a beautiful girl to come over, also wanting to spite Officer Jenny.
What a foolish couple! No wonder they were able to get married in the first place.
But Xiaozhi still went that night, and he brought Xiaoxia with him; he couldn't miss out on a free dinner.
At the dinner table, Xiao Zhi's outstanding oratory skills and silver tongue made the couple blush with shame.
They apologized to each other on the spot and made up.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the title "Friend of Women": After obtaining this title, mature women who love gossip are more likely to increase their favorability towards you.]
In the end, Xiao Zhi not only got a free dinner, but also made the couple extremely grateful.
They also packed up a large amount of ingredients from the kitchen warehouse of Miss Officer Jenny's husband's restaurant and made a hefty profit from the service fee.
"I saved money again, it feels great!"
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