Chapter 1168: Someone Helps After Drinking
Chapter 1168: Someone Helps After Drinking
The next morning, Tengger was awakened by a severe headache.
He groggily opened his eyes, feeling the ceiling shaking, and he also felt a strong urge to drink water.
"water......"
He groaned.
"Hey, Master Teng, you're awake?" Gao Yuzhou's voice came through, carrying a hint of schadenfreude.
Immediately afterwards, a glass of warm water was handed to him. Tengger took it without saying a word and gulped it down in a few mouthfuls, but it wasn't enough.
"Is there anything else?"
Gao Yuzhou was prepared and handed him another bottle of purified water. After Tengger took it, he drank more than half of the bottle before he felt a little better.
He asked weakly, "How did I get home last night?"
Gao Yuzhou didn't answer, he just chuckled, which made Tengger feel uneasy.
At this moment, Song Cheng also sat up from his bed, looked at Tenggerli who looked haggard, and smiled.
"What's so funny?" Tengger was indeed a little uneasy.
"Can you two stop laughing? What are you laughing at?"
Upon hearing this, Gao Yuzhou and Song Cheng exchanged a glance and burst into even louder laughter, laughing so hard they were bent over and tears streamed down their faces.
Tenggeri got anxious and sat up abruptly. If it weren't for his headache and feeling a bit lightheaded, he would have given those two gloating guys a good beating.
"What exactly happened? Tell me!"
Gao Yuzhou laughed and slapped his thigh: "Old Teng, you were awesome last night! You have no idea, you really made our dorm proud."
Tengger still didn't understand, looking completely bewildered: "What the hell?"
Gao Yuzhou first wiped away his tears, cleared his throat, and then began to vividly recount Tengger Li's series of heroic deeds last night.
"Old Teng, let me tell you slowly! Last night you insisted on drinking with Huang Dashao's cousin. She drank one cup and you drank one cup. Goodness, you were so generous... One cup is two liang, four cups is eight liang, eight liang! Old Song and I admire you to the core."
Tengger knew about this incident, but not about what happened afterward. He pressed for details, asking, "And then?"
"And then?" Gao Yuzhou grinned mischievously. "Then the most classic thing happened last night. After you drank too much, your cousin Huang and her sister left first. You were so drunk that you were lying on the table and couldn't get up."
"While the three of us were discussing how to get you back, you suddenly stood up, grabbed Young Master Huang's hand, and said you wanted to date him. You even said you were an eagle of the grasslands, and that you wanted to take me back to ride horses and herd sheep. You also said your family has a whole herd of cattle and sheep. You're treating Young Master Huang like his cousin."
Tengger's face instantly turned bright red, and he wished he could just smash his head against a wall and die; it was too damn embarrassing.
Song Cheng barely managed to suppress his laughter and picked up the thread, adding, "That's still alright. Do you know what's most outrageous? The most outrageous thing is that you grabbed Young Master Huang's hand and wouldn't let go, and then suddenly burst into tears, crying so heartbrokenly! While crying, you kept saying, 'Sister, be my girlfriend, I'll never marry anyone but you!'"
Tengger was completely petrified, utterly ashamed.
Gao Yuzhou even imitated Tengger's tone: "Sister, do you know, I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the flower and I am the leaf..."
"I'll teach you to make things up..." Tenggeri angrily grabbed a pillow and threw it at Gao Yuzhou.
Unfortunately, Gao Yuzhou dodged it, and he continued to add fuel to the fire, saying, "Don't rush, it's not over yet. After you finished crying, you started singing again, and you sang in Mongolian. Although I couldn't understand what it meant, the accent was unbearable. People eating around us were staring at us. I was so embarrassed at the time, I really wanted to just abandon you."
Tenggeri had no choice but to believe it; he began to believe Gao Yuzhou's words. His facial expressions were incredibly varied, turning red one moment and white the next. Finally, he simply banged his head against the wall, which startled Gao Yuzhou and Song Cheng, who quickly climbed onto the bed to stop him.
After he calmed down, Song Cheng continued to rub salt in the wound: "You know what? You threw up right after you finished singing. There was vomit everywhere on the table and the floor. In the end, Young Master Huang had to pay compensation and apologize to the barbecue restaurant owner. Then the three of us carried you back. That guy, we were exhausted."
"They carried it back?" Tenggerli didn't believe it.
"We carried you back." Gao Yuzhou pointed outside: "Goodness, with your weight of 160 pounds, the three of us struggled terribly. We had to stop and rest when we couldn't carry you anymore. You even threw up three times on the way; you covered all three of us in your vomit."
Song Cheng added, "By the way, when we were almost at the dormitory building, you shouted something like, 'You've never submitted to anyone in your life, but today you submit to me.'"
Tengger completely broke down, clutching his head and letting out a wail: "Damn it! I don't want to live anymore!"
His actions made Gao Yuzhou and Song Cheng laugh even louder.
Just then, the dormitory door was pushed open from the outside, and Huang Zeji walked in, carrying several plastic bags. He had brought back breakfast.
Seeing Tengger's appearance, Huang Zeji asked with a smile, "Awake?"
Gao Yuzhou pointed at Tengger and said, "He said he doesn't want to live anymore."
Huang Zeji placed the breakfast he brought back on the table: "Alright, alright, that's enough. Come and eat breakfast. Lao Teng, I brought you some millet porridge to soothe your stomach."
Tengger complained, "Young Master, why didn't you stop me from ordering this last night?"
Huang Zeji spread his hands: "I did stop her! Later I told her that my sister's alcohol tolerance is unfathomable and you can't outdrink her, but you didn't listen. You even said something about a man from the grasslands not backing down. Don't blame me for that. Lao Gao recorded a video. I have evidence."
Gao Yuzhou, always eager for drama, added fuel to the fire: "That's right, I warned you, but you wouldn't listen and insisted on showing off."
"Where's your phone? Let me see it. What did you record last night?" Tengger suddenly realized what was happening and reached out to Gao Yuzhou for his phone.
How could Gao Yuzhou possibly give it to him? Seeing that things were not going well, he ran out of the dormitory.
Tenggerli hadn't recovered yet, so he naturally couldn't catch up. He could only shout towards the door, "You little brat, you can't hide forever! Let's see if you come back!"
Huang Ze then advised, "Alright, alright, hurry up and eat something. You threw up everything last night, there's no food left in your stomach."
Tenggeri then got out of bed, drank some porridge, took a bite of a fried dough stick, and after a few bites, suddenly asked, "Young Master, is your sister angry?"
Huang Zeji suppressed a laugh and patted him on the shoulder: "She and my sister left first. She doesn't know what happened after that, don't worry!"
Upon hearing this, Tengger felt somewhat relieved.
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