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However, after hearing Zhang Hao's bizarre explanation, Mai Xiaowen naturally couldn't accept it so easily. Finding this reason only showed that Xiao Hao's survival instinct was incredibly strong, but... was she an idiot?!
"Who would believe that reason! Now I understand. No wonder you turned down several of us beauties to sleep with you today. You were planning to spend the whole night whispering sweet nothings to this 'little lover' from the Tower of Babel!"
Looking at Mai Xiaowen, who suddenly became agitated in front of him, Zhang Hao thought to himself, "I'm so tired. Can't this world just end already? Why is it so hard to have peaceful days? How long has it been since I've had a good all-night gaming session?"
"Xiaowen, calm down. Take a look at our previous chat history. See if there's anything wrong with these two sentences. And aren't the previous comments saying we've been discovered the real issue?!"
Zhang Hao also gave Mai Xiaowen a helpless complaint. Is this Xiaowen's ability to grasp the key points? It's really despairing. I don't know if I can even leave this room alive this time.
"Hmph, now you're even diverting your attention to protect your little lover, huh? No wonder your expression wasn't one of surprise when the three of us slept with you. Have you been corrupted by Wei Long? I'll drag him out and kill him later!"
Wei Long, still feeling emo in his room: Huh? I just jerked. Aren't I in the Special Operations Department? Why did my danger alarm suddenly trigger? Is it broken? Oh well, I'll just keep feeling emo. This is so hard, waaaaah! ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
Zhang Hao then began a half-hour explanation to Mai Xiaowen, recounting almost all of his past experiences with [Zero] (of course, 9527 was kept secret), hoping that Mai Xiaowen would understand his predicament after listening.
What Zhang Hao wanted most was for Mai Xiaowen to know that [Zero]'s way of thinking was completely like that of a human-machine!
[Zero]: Even if I am a human-machine, I still have underlying code. The underlying code is to protect Xiao Hao's safety. Moreover, I set this up for myself. Even if I am a human-machine, I am a genius human-machine.
After Zhang Hao finished speaking until his throat was dry, Mai Xiaowen calmed down a bit. It did seem to be true. Could it be that she was being too sensitive? But then she received those two sentences...
"I don't care, you've never said this much for me before. How are you going to make it up to me? Let me tell you, your plan to stay up all night tonight is off the table. I'll come find you after I take a shower, so you'd better wait for me here obediently."
After saying that, without waiting for Zhang Hao to refuse, Mai Xiaowen walked out directly. Tonight, Xiao Hao must be hers. Mai Xiaowen said that no one could do anything about it. Even if it was Zoya, she would have to obediently die to the side tonight.
"Oh, my dear host, looking at you like this... um, it seems you've run into some trouble. Would you like your dear 9527 to help you out?"
Just as Zhang Hao was still struggling with this problem, our all-powerful 9527 appeared.
Chapter 315 Wanting to Commit a Crime
"9527! Did you watch everything, have your fun, and then come out? Help me! Xiaowen is going to take a huge risk and commit a crime tonight!!!"
Upon seeing 9527, Zhang Hao excitedly inquired if there was any way to save him.
"Hmph, of course I have a way! Don't you know who I am?! I'm the all-powerful 9527!"
Under Zhang Hao's adoring gaze, 9527 also revealed a satisfied smile. Who dragged our little Hao into this mess? That's right, it was that guy [Zero] who kept saying he would protect little Hao for life. It can only be said that when little Hao is not in danger, that guy is the biggest danger.
But who can pull our Xiao Hao out of this predicament? Hmph, of course, it's our most mysterious and powerful 9527!
"I have a really good solution here that will guarantee your dear Xiaowen won't commit a crime."
"Alright 9527, stop being so mysterious and just bring out the good stuff already."
Zhang Hao stared wide-eyed at 9527, who proudly raised her head with a confident expression. It had to be 9527; she always managed to help him out. He would definitely spoil her more in the future.
"Ta-da!!! A potion that will instantly make you an adult with just one sip! That way, no matter what your sister Xiaowen does later, she won't be committing a crime! Anyway, you don't have an ID card or anything. How about that? Isn't that amazing and incredibly humane?"
Looking at Zhang Hao, who was frozen in place, 9527 revealed an "evil" smile. Hehehe, if I could see my host being bullied by Mai Xiaowen until his face turned red, it would be really... awesome!
"9527, you... didn't you try any other methods? What kind of nonsense is this? You call this a solution? Am I still going to suffer Xiaowen's wrath?"
9527, in a very humane way, gave a "you know what I mean" look and flew to Zhang Hao's ear, saying:
"Hey, we're like brothers, we all know what's going on, right? You're actually already very happy, aren't you? Here, take this bottle of medicine. Our relationship doesn't need any explanation, I understand."
Zhang Hao: Family, what kind of situation is this? I don't even have the guts to do this. How could 9527 come up with something so outrageous? How come neither of these two people is reliable? In the end, I still have to rely on myself?
"9527, you'd better get back here right now. I see now, you're not here to help me, you're just here to add fuel to the fire. Do you think I'm that kind of person? Right now, I only have one thing on my mind, which is to help Uncle Said and the others liberate Asara. I haven't considered any of my personal feelings!"
Looking at Zhang Hao, who was standing in front of him with a righteous expression and was criticizing him in a righteous manner, 9527 curled his lips indifferently. This host is really useless. He was smiling so brightly when he was surrounded by these women before, but now that he has the chance to eat meat, he has become so cowardly.
9527: Sigh, it seems I'll have to work harder in the future. Next month is almost here, so I guess I'll have to do something tricky with the monthly mystery shop.
"Alright, alright, you have such lofty ambitions, okay? It's my thoughts that are too wicked, okay? I've put the things in your bedside table. I'll deduct the points from your account myself. It's not much, just 300 points. You should figure out how to deal with your Xiaowen sister yourself."
9527 waved to Zhang Hao, then gave a grin to indicate that this was a forced sale, before returning to Zhang Hao's soul world.
"Damn, 300 points! 9527, you just wait, you better not let me catch you doing anything wrong, that's 300 points! Get me some good stuff in the shop next month, you hear me?!"
Upon hearing that such a "useless" medicine cost him 300 points, Zhang Hao thought, "This 9527 is a complete swindler! He spends his hard-earned points without asking for permission every day. Can't he save them to upgrade his intelligence?"
9527: Pah! Don't you even know where all these points of yours basically come from? I was just giving some benefits to your few "malicious" good sisters, okay? I didn't expect you to be so useless.
As for Zhang Hao's idea of using these points to increase his intelligence, 9527 could only shake his head helplessly. Why didn't his host understand? Was it possible that his problem wasn't with his intelligence?
Seeing that 9527 had also gone back, the room returned to tranquility. Zhang Hao lay down on the bed and began to think about how to make Sister Xiaowen happy so that he could successfully escape this predicament!
But as he thought about it, sleepiness crept in. However, he still couldn't come up with a good solution, so Zhang Hao crawled into the covers and changed to a more comfortable position to start thinking.
"Let me think about it carefully..."
Subsequently, with Zhang Hao's CPU running at high speed, his brain, upon seeing his state, also chose to shut down directly.
And so, Zhang Hao, who was still anxiously waiting for the punishment, fell asleep on the bed in a daze. As for Sister Xiaowen, he was already asleep, so she couldn't possibly wake him up to punish him!
Meanwhile, in Mai Xiaowen's room.
"Let's spray some of this perfume over there. I bought this for a lot of money back then. I usually don't dare to wear anything, but I'll splurge today. This perfume is indeed fragrant, but it doesn't smell as good as Xiao Hao's."
By this time, Mai Xiaowen had finished washing up. Wearing a pink nightgown, she took out a small bottle of perfume from the drawer, sprayed it on herself twice, picked up a pillow from the bed, and happily prepared to go to Xiaohao's room.
What? You're saying Mai Xiaowen is still angry? Just kidding! How could our Mai Xiaowen really be angry with Xiao Hao? Wasn't that all that fuss just so she could shamelessly go to Xiao Hao's place to sleep?
"But, wanting to commit a crime is really something..."
Chapter 316 Take a Break
After getting herself dressed, Mai Xiaowen glanced at her "perfect" self in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and then took her pillow and went to Zhang Hao's room.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect that Xiao Hao could reject both of you today, but couldn't reject me? Wow, I'm still too versatile!"
As Mai Xiaowen passed by Zoya and Luna's room, the thought of having Xiao Hao all tonight made her so excited she wanted to stomp her feet. However, remembering she couldn't be too ostentatious, she forcibly suppressed the urge to provoke the two women and quickly walked to Zhang Hao's door.
"Xiao Hao, have you thought this through? I haven't forgiven you yet!"
Upon entering, Mai Xiaowen immediately reverted to her previous gloomy expression and spoke in a "fierce" tone to Zhang Hao, who was lying motionless on the bed.
"Hey, Xiao Hao, don't think you can get away with pretending to be asleep! Give me a reasonable explanation right now, or I might really commit a crime!"
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still standing there with his eyes closed, ignoring her, Mai Xiaowen issued her final warning.
This little Hao, is he still thinking of escaping this predicament by pretending to be asleep? Hmph, he's still too naive. Mai Xiaowen thought, if he's pretending to be asleep, then she can do whatever she wants to him.
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still ignoring her, Mai Xiaowen took off her shoes and carefully walked up to Zhang Hao, leaning close to his head. Their lips almost touched.
Looking at Zhang Hao in front of her, Mai Xiaowen couldn't help but swallow hard. Wasn't this the perfect opportunity she had been waiting for?
"But... that darn Hao, he actually used his charm on me? But I'm not going to be gentle with you, I'm coming for you."
Seeing that Zhang Hao still didn't react even though she had already gotten close, Mai Xiaowen became bolder and continued her actions.
To verify whether Zhang Hao was faking sleep, Mai Xiaowen also began her investigation.
"Hmm, it smells so good and is so soft, the taste is still so wonderful. But in this situation, Xiao Hao isn't even blushing. Could he really be asleep right now?"
Seeing that Zhang Hao was still in the same state as before, even his breathing rate hadn't changed, Mai Xiaowen thought of how Xiao Hao had been bullied by her before, his face flushed with embarrassment. Mai Xiaowen was speechless and confirmed that Xiao Hao had really fallen asleep.
"No way, sister, I just took a shower, and you fell asleep in such a short time, Hao Hao? I've never seen you fall asleep so fast before... Okay, I guess I have. Where did you learn this skill of falling asleep instantly?!"
High school desks/college dorm beds: Hehehe, we'll make you remember the quality of sleep you got from us for the rest of your lives. Cherish the present, kid. Even after we're gone, make sure you get enough sleep!
Looking at Xiao Hao lying in front of her, completely powerless, Mai Xiaowen couldn't help but reveal a slightly infatuated smile. It seemed that she had come at the perfect time. But before enjoying the delicious Xiao Hao in front of her, there was one more thing to do.
Mai Xiaowen quietly climbed off Zhang Hao's bed again, then went to the door, skillfully locked the door, and turned off the room lights.
Mai Xiaowen: Hehehe, Xiaohao, I'm here! I'm going to eat this sweet and soft little cake of yours in one bite!
As the lights went out and the surroundings became dark, Mai Xiaowen's lust grew. This was a golden opportunity! If she were a little bolder... she would definitely be the main wife.
After lying down next to Zhang Hao, Mai Xiaowen started to have all sorts of wild thoughts. Should she try it tonight? But what if Xiao Hao was afraid of her afterwards?
9527: Hehe, I'm just laughing, don't worry about me. And I'm sorry, I really couldn't help it, hehehe.
"No, no, Mai Xiaowen, you have to bear with it a little longer. Even though this isn't China, can your conscience forgive you?"
"But...but Xiao Hao smells so good right now, hehe. How about I secretly go a little overboard? That shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Zhang Hao, who had already fallen into a deep sleep, vaguely felt as if something soft had pried open his mouth.
This triggered a primal reaction in Zhang Hao, who was already fast asleep, and he unconsciously began to want to get rid of the troublemaker.
Just as Zhang Hao was about to wake up, our fun-loving 9527 interrupted. She had just witnessed such an exciting moment, how could she let Xiao Hao wake up so easily!
Go back to sleep, Xiao Hao. Let me see more of this funny stuff. I want to learn something too, hehehe. I never expected Mai Xiaowen to be so bold!
Watching Mai Xiaowen perform a series of ingenious maneuvers under the cover of night, 9527 transformed into a curious child, beginning to learn from the actions Mai Xiaowen was demonstrating.
With 9527's intervention, Zhang Hao, who had almost woken up, fell into a deep sleep once again.
"Sleeping so soundly? Looks like you're exhausted today, Xiao Hao, but... you still look quite energetic here!"
Mai Xiaowen's little hands, which were constantly causing trouble on Zhang Hao's body, inadvertently touched Xiao Hao's sacred area.
"Oh? I didn't expect that you, Xiao Hao, are so young, but you're quite energetic here."
If Zhang Hao were still conscious at this moment, he would probably faint again in an instant, since this was still too stimulating for Xiao Chunan.
"Since you're so tired today, Xiao Hao, then... let your older sister help you relax."
Chapter 317 Soft and Fluffy
The next morning, sunlight streamed through the curtains and fell on Zhang Hao's face.
"Hmm? Is it already morning? Ugh... why am I still so tired after a good night's sleep? Huh? What did I touch? Why does it feel so soft?"
Zhang Hao turned his head with curiosity, his gaze following the "soft" thing he was holding in his hand.
But as his gaze drew closer, Zhang Hao grew increasingly uneasy. This... this feeling... something felt off.
After Zhang Hao stiffly turned his head to his side, the anxiety that had been hanging in the air finally died.
Beside him lay Mai Xiaowen, her face flushed with embarrassment, her eyes closed, and his hand... well, you know what I mean.
"Good morning, Xiaowen! Hehehe."
Zhang Hao quickly withdrew his hand, then could only awkwardly scratch his head. He was utterly embarrassed. How had he fallen asleep last night? And Xiaowen was even lying next to him! He had just...
Seeing Zhang Hao, who was standing there dumbfounded, his brain CPU frantically trying to figure out what to do, Mai Xiaowen couldn't help but chuckle. He was so cute.
Mai Xiaowen: Xiao Hao is so much fun! He always brings me a different kind of joy. No wonder that wicked woman Luna liked to tease Xiao Hao so much. I feel like I'm getting a little addicted to it now, what should I do?
Luna/Zoya: Pshaw! You're clearly a sly cat, yet you're saying all this. You better not let us find out, because little kittens like you who like to sneakily steal food will be punished.
"Xiao Hao, I never expected you to be this kind of person. You were quite restless last night while I was sleeping. I didn't expect to see you the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes this morning..."
"Okay, Xiaowen, I was wrong. Please stop talking. Don't make me beg you. I'll do whatever you want. Please don't make me dwell on the past."
But before Mai Xiaowen could finish speaking, Zhang Hao smoothly slid to his knees and pounced into Mai Xiaowen's arms, twisting and turning and starting to act coquettishly. This was really too embarrassing. No matter how you looked at it, the soft and fluffy feeling of his hands was a bit off!
Moreover, someone like Zhang Hao, who was Xiao Chunan, didn't dare to recall the details on the previous seal. He just hoped that everything that had just happened was a dream.
But after Mai Xiaowen spoke up, Zhang Hao could only desperately accept the reality: he seemed to have become a little pervert, especially after doing such a thing to Sister Xiaowen. Of course, it was unintentional, but how was he going to explain it now?!
As Mai Xiaowen felt Zhang Hao wriggling and acting coquettishly in her arms, her breathing gradually became rapid. Last night, she had been so focused on helping Xiao Hao relax that she had been holding back her own desire. Now, with Xiao Hao wriggling like this, Mai Xiaowen almost couldn't hold back anymore.
"Alright, alright, Hao Hao, you're almost an adult now, okay? You can't run away from problems like a child, you know? I'm going back to wash up now. You... think of an excuse yourself, okay? I'm leaving now."
To prevent herself from losing control in front of Xiao Hao, Mai Xiaowen resolutely decided to leave Xiao Hao's bed. Although she was very reluctant, she had to endure it for the sake of long-term development and Xiao Hao's favorability.
Mai Xiaowen: Damn it, my damn sense of justice! I, Mai Xiaowen, am just too charming! I bet Xiao Hao is so moved he'd want to be with his perfect older sister!
As Mai Xiaowen had expected, Zhang Hao was so moved when he saw that Sister Xiaowen had actually let him go and even promised not to cause him any trouble. He almost cried. What a kind person! Sister Xiaowen is such a good person!
Zhang Hao: Sister Xiaowen is so good to me. What's that saying again? The bigger the shield, the worse Dudu the devil. It seems that Sister Xiaowen is not as bad as Sister Luna and the others. If it were Sister Luna, she would probably do something even more outrageous (looking forward to it).
Mai Xiaowen rushed out of Zhang Hao's room and quickly slipped towards her own. She had important things to do, and she would tease Xiao Hao after she finished her business.
"Was that person who just came out of Xiao Hao's room... Mai Xiaowen?"
However, what Mai Xiaowen didn't expect was that Luna and Zoya were sitting on the sofa downstairs, watching her run out of Zhang Hao's room.
"They say the early bird catches the worm, and I got up half an hour earlier this time and gathered such important intelligence! Now I know why Old Deng always gets up so early, turns out he also likes to sit here and enjoy the gossip."
Zoya couldn't help but exclaim, "What a clever little guy! She wondered why Xiaohao rejected her yesterday. Turns out, this guy beat her to it!"
Deep Blue: Is it possible that if I don't get up earlier, you guys will all have to eat Terry's fitness meals every morning? Who was that pitiful person who begged me to make breakfast for you every morning? Oh dear, I'm getting old and can't remember. Do you remember, Zoya?
"Indeed, I didn't expect this loser to actually take the initiative. I thought I was fast enough."
Luna nodded in agreement. It seemed that everyone in the Special Operations Department, except for Roy, was making continuous progress. Even Mai Xiaowen, whom she considered a complete loser, knew to take the initiative. As her senior, Luna was very pleased.
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