boyutpedia Chapter 39 Live Streaming: Teaching People to Swear
Chapter 39 Live Streaming: Teaching People to Swear
Feng Feifei's case involves the law, so the live broadcast has to be suspended. We also need to arrange for the guests to undergo medical examinations, otherwise we won't be able to explain it to the fans.
The director approached Mo Jingyu and others to discuss the follow-up, and casually mentioned finding new guests. He was thinking that if he brought this up with Mo Jingyu, he would observe her expression, and if her expression was off, he would replace her.
Mo Jingyu: ...Speechless. I don't know everything.
Finally, it was decided that everyone, including the production crew, would go for a check-up in the afternoon, and then go live in the evening to report the situation to the fans.
Once the decision was made, the director posted a notification on the show's official account: See you at 8 p.m.
The Weibo post was flooded with comments from fans expressing their concern for their idols, all asking about their health. The director quickly replied that a medical check-up was scheduled for the afternoon. Fortunately, Feng Feifei didn't cause any serious trouble, and everyone was fine.
At 8 PM, as soon as the live stream started, the number of viewers instantly soared to 1000 million. The director, holding his script, bowed and apologized to the viewers in front of their screens.
"We are very sorry for the bad viewing experience. On behalf of the program team, I would like to apologize to everyone. We will address the questions you have raised in the following live broadcast. Now, please welcome our host for tonight, Mo Jingyu."
Viewers in the live stream were stunned. "Let Sister Yu host? Does the director not want to produce the show anymore?"
Mo Jingyu was also helpless. Giving it to her would be better than giving it to Jiang Yan'an, since she couldn't control her mouth.
Mo Jingyu walked to the middle of the crowd and began to give a dry speech, occasionally glancing at her palms. The director couldn't bear to watch any longer and said, "Just read it directly."
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! Even the director couldn't stand it anymore!]
[Sister Yu, could you have made your peeping even more obvious? lol]
Mo Jingyu, unfazed by being exposed, read aloud, "On this beautiful night, we meet again. Um, a question board will be opened in the live stream, and we will select some questions to answer."
She took two steps back, then turned back to the camera and said, "Don't send any more gifts, the money will all go into the director's pocket."
Director: Thank you for the reminder.
Mo Jingyu sat back down, picked up Jiang Yan'an, and the director showed everyone's medical reports to the audience, saying, "We'll take pictures of the reports and post them on Weibo in a bit. Okay, now it's time for Q&A."
As soon as the Q&A board was opened, fans asked questions one after another, and Mo Jingyu randomly selected questions using a tablet.
"The first question is, how many years have Zhao Momo and Lin Yunyuan been together?" After saying that, he looked at the two of them.
Zhao Momo smiled shyly and leaned against Lin Yunyuan. "Oh dear, asking such a private question? My darling and I have been together for nine years."
Lin Yunyuan gently patted Zhao Momo's head, her gaze tender yet firm as she looked at the camera, "We've been together for nine years, and there will be many more nine years to come."
[Waaaaah, I'm so excited! I knew you two were real!]
The lilies in my hometown are blooming again.
These two are amazing, so sweet!
[Li's father: Who am I?]
[Su's father: Where am I?]
Li Ziang boldly asked, "Mom, so you like Aunt Yuanyuan? Do you still want me and Dad?" Su Nuohan also followed up with the same question to her mother.
Zhao Momo broke free from her son's tight embrace, "No, no!"
"Mom, you're so perfunctory."
Mo Jingyu interrupted, "Alright everyone, next question: Mo Jingyu, with your sharp tongue, isn't President Jiang afraid of corrupting the children?" As soon as the question was read, the whole room fell silent. Even the director admired Mo Jingyu's luck; out of so many questions, she had to pick the one from the hater.
Mo Jingyu smiled and looked at the camera, "How could that be? I usually don't scold good people. My child can tell right from wrong."
After Mo Jingyu finished speaking, Jiang Yan'an raised his hand to answer, "My mother never scolds people randomly. Those who are scolded by my mother are not good people."
Mo Jingyu felt a surge of satisfaction; this little guy's mouth was as sharp as a knife.
Mo Weiwei felt that Mo Jingyu was becoming increasingly shameless.
Mo Jingyu quickly drew the next question, "Alright, next question: Mo Weiwei, did Mo Jingyu bully you? Good question, please let Teacher Mo answer online."
Mo Weiwei said softly, "You may have misunderstood. How could my sister bully me?"
Mo Jingyu thought to herself: "A Longjing tea from 1982!"
The following questions were not very informative, and the director quickly ended this segment.
"Alright, now we'll split into separate live stream rooms, where fans can connect with their favorite people."
Everyone went to different rooms to start live streaming. Mo Jingyu took Jiang Yan'an and hid in the toilet. The fans were all stunned. They actually saw a celebrity live streaming in the toilet.
[Sister Yu, why do you need to go to the toilet?]
"Because toilets have natural reverberation, the toilet mirror is my best beauty filter."
[Does An'an agree?]
"An'an, someone asked you if you agree to me livestreaming from the toilet?"
Jiang Yan'an nodded as he looked at his phone screen. Mo Jingyu was pleased that the little guy's aesthetic sense matched hers. She then said to the audience, "Alright, let's start connecting and see who's my first one."
Half a minute later, a fan connected with her on the live stream. Mo Jingyu and Jiang Yan'an greeted each other warmly, making the young lady feel quite embarrassed.
The young woman asked cautiously, "Jingyu, do you remember me? I'm the doll from this morning."
She was a little nervous, thinking that the big star definitely wouldn't remember, and just as she was about to help herself out, Mo Jingyu nodded.
"I remember, I remember, the friend who saved me and An'an from dire straits, I'll give you that autograph tomorrow, will you... still be there tomorrow?"
The young woman nodded frantically, her words stammering, "I'll be there tomorrow, I'll be there then, I'll log off now."
Mo Jingyu held An'an and prayed together. After that, more and more fans joined the online chat. Mo Jingyu chose a very abstract profile picture.
"Hello friend."
"Hello, Auntie!" Jiang Yan'an greeted her warmly.
A fan asked, "Sister Yu, may I ask you a question?"
Mo Jingyu readily agreed, and a fan asked, "My boyfriend said I'm ugly, is that true?"
Mo Jingyu carefully looked at the photos sent via private message and replied:
“Then he’s like someone who looks at the sky through his nose – blind to everything.” This made the fans laugh through their tears, and they asked, “But he always says I’m not good at this or that, I wonder if there’s really something wrong with me.”
Mo Jingyu went all out, saying, "He mistook a pearl for a mud ball—he doesn't know its value, that's his problem. We reject PUA! It's best to believe in yourself!"
Jiang Yan'an exclaimed in surprise, "Auntie, you are so beautiful!" Their words helped this young lady fan avoid many future risks.
Mo Jingyu called out to the screen, "Next."
Fan #2 asked, "Sister Yu, Sister Yu, I want to learn how to swear, hehe."
Sisters should be honored with a place in the Imperial Ancestral Temple! I wish I could too.
Support! Support!
Mo Jingyu asked, "Which kind of cursing do you want to learn?"
Fan #2 said, "Just yell at those relatives who pressure me to get married during the Chinese New Year."
Mo Jingyu expressed her understanding, saying, "I understand. Let me give you a few examples."
"I have no money. Could you please help me out and give me some money so I can get married?"
"I don't want to get married casually, and then urge others to get married when I'm old."
"I like too many things, I can't choose."
"I'm not in a hurry. If you like, you can get married several more times."
"I'm not worried. Your child is getting married, so what do I have to worry about?"
"Why do you all keep asking me when I'm getting married? Are you all so rich?"
Mo Jingyu rattled off a whole bunch of things, and finally got thirsty. Jiang Yan'an brought her water and said admiringly, "Mom is so amazing."
Mo Jingyu raised an eyebrow. "No problem, that's about it. Whenever she urges you to get married, just bring up her family, her salary, and the amount of money she'll give as a wedding gift. It'll definitely work. If all else fails, just ask her what the benefits of marriage are and shut her up."
Fan #2's admiration for Mo Jingyu was no less than Jiang Yan'an's, and she excitedly asked, "What if relatives ask about my salary?"
Mo Jingyu pondered for a moment and said, "My salary isn't high, and I haven't been eating well lately. Could you give me some living expenses?"
"If I told you, you'd be envious and jealous, so I'd better not."
"You don't even need to lick the lid off your yogurt, and you can put two sausages in your instant noodles."
"Why are you asking this? Are you trying to get me to make money with you?"
Mo Jingyu summarized, "That's about it. They mainly fall into two categories: one is shamelessly asking for money, and the other is imitating his boasting."
Fan #2 is completely in awe of Mo Jingyu.
[Sister Yu's mouth is like a machine gun; she could kill someone with just one sip.]
Don't say it, I just like it this way.
What Sister Yu said is so useful, I'll try it this Chinese New Year.
[It's only August, and you're already thinking about next year?]
[Let's plan ahead]
Haters: ...Don't they even care when celebrities insult others?!