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As for why it's described as a complex scent?
Because this is really hard to describe!
The first thing you notice is the extremely pungent, sour smell.
This immediately brought tears to Old Master Xu's eyes.
Then came all sorts of flavors.
It comes in pork, chive, egg, and garlic eggplant flavors.
They all taste like they've been fermenting in your stomach for over a month!
At this point, Boss Xu's head was spinning.
"Hey~"
Jiang Xiao couldn't help but sigh. This kind of behavior was really indecent and immoral!
Niu Jieshi is the same; he doesn't even bother to keep the kids in check before doing anything.
Well, it seems that Shi Shi isn't exactly a child in the ordinary sense. It doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with watching it. Anyway, Shi Shi herself is a weirdo.
"A generous portion of crab, firm and sturdy, that's about right."
Jiang Xiao meant that Niu Jieshi should just go for it. This Boss Xu seems to have lost consciousness, so there's no point in continuing.
Unexpectedly, these words were interpreted in a completely different way by Niu Jieshi.
Jiang Xiao meant that this segment was almost over and we could move on to the next one.
So Niu Jieshi, a strong man nearly two meters tall, straddled and killed the man with a single move called "Sow Climbing a Tree".
Although Xu Laoda was in a daze, he still subconsciously grabbed the machine next to him, otherwise, with such a heavy weight on his back, he would definitely be crushed.
what?
Jiang Xiao and Shi Shi were taken aback, both thinking that Niu Jieshi was really into the game and didn't want to stop yet.
Niu Jieshi gave Jiang Xiao a "Don't worry about me" look, and then began to perform in front of everyone.
This scene is absolutely appalling!
Jiang Xiao looked disgusted and told Shi Shi to turn around and not to look!
It must be said that, despite Niu Jieshi's claim that he has reformed and turned back to the right path, and has become a Buddha on the spot, he has not changed his ways.
But these little movements are indeed smooth; they are movements ingrained in his genes, so how could he be rusty?
After a few minutes of reminiscing about the Morgan era, Niu Jieshi felt the time was right and moved on to the next segment.
He tensed his back and waist, the veins on his arms bulging, and shouted.
"The Niu Family's Seventy-Two Unique Skills - The Dry Land Pull-Up Onion Style!"
Did I lose it?
Jiang Xiao: |) This is real: like pulling up a scallion from dry land!
What?
Jiang Xiao watched Niu Jieshi's figure flying up and down with a serious expression.
It has to be said that this "rising from the ground" technique is a bit better than Kato Taka's own "pointing finger" technique.
hiss?
Moreover, his own Awei only has eighteen moves, while the Niu family has actually passed down seventy-two unique skills.
If every move were like pulling up a stalk of grass from dry land or the Morgan era, that would be too ruthless.
My own Awei Eighteen Styles seem no match for the opponent's ancestral Seventy-Two Unique Skills.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao immediately pulled out his notebook from his crotch.
Right now, Niu Jieshi's performance is the key point, so we must watch it carefully and learn from it!
After reading it, the Niu family's seventy-two unique skills became the Jiang family's seventy-two unique skills.
hehehe~
How could someone like Xu Laoda, who has always lived a life of luxury, possibly withstand Niu Jieshi's attack?
So he couldn't help but start complaining endlessly.
Tears streamed down the sky as if they were free.
Niu Jieshi showed no sign of stopping; on the contrary, his attacks became increasingly fierce!
Chapter 602 Phallic Movement
Under the excruciating pain, Xu Laoda, who had been in a daze due to the smoke, regained consciousness and began to beg for mercy.
"Wait a minute?"
Niu Jieshi let out two sinister laughs.
"It's alright, it's alright. Although the word is very big, you'll understand once you experience the sweetness in your gut."
Have you tasted the sweetness yet?
A sweet treat for the gut!
"Brother, brother, I can't take it anymore, just kill me, please, give me a quick death!"
"Aren't you happy now? Huh?!"
Niu Jieshi retorted while intensifying his offensive.
Gift crab.
Upon hearing that Niu Jieshi was unwilling to let him go, Xu Laoda immediately lost control of his bladder and bowels.
It's true what they say, fortunes really do change!
In the past, Xu Laoda would never have dreamed that someone would do such a beastly thing to him!
Niu Jieshi showed absolutely no reaction to this thing.
It's just a minor incontinence, nothing to brag about.
He's incredibly strong; what kind of storms hasn't he weathered?
He can even put 84 disinfectant in it!
"I think that's about right, Niu Jieshi?"
Jiang Xiao felt that was enough. After they were done playing around, they could just kill Boss Xu. After all, they still had important things to do.
However, what Niu Jieshi heard was quite different.
We've been working on this for so long, isn't it time to move on to the next step?
So Niu Jieshi proudly patted his large, hairy chest muscles and said confidently.
"Absolutely! Just you wait and see!"
As he spoke, he flipped Xu Laoda, who was lying on the ground, over.
"One of the Seventy-Two Unique Skills of the Niu Family - Lightning Whirlwind Strike!"
What are you talking about? !
Jiang Xiao: |)
You're unbeatable, kid.
That's some kind of lightning whirlwind attack!
You're really serious about this!
Of course, Jiang Xiao only suffered in terms of his eyes and mind; the one who suffered the most was Boss Xu, who was the first to bear the brunt.
He started foaming at the mouth on the spot.
No, to be precise, the ones who suffer the most are the viewers in Jiang Xiao's live stream.
The number of viewers in the live stream plummeted from 500 million to 55 million in an instant, and then skyrocketed to 700 million, 800 million, and 900 million.
It began to soar continuously, measured in hundreds of millions.
Initially, those who left were all normal people; those who kept crowding in afterward were anything but normal.
Through word of mouth, the number of viewers in the live stream eventually reached 1.8 billion.
It may not seem like much, but after so many invasions by strange tales, 1.8 billion people already make up about half of the population of Earth.
In other words, about half of the people living on Earth today may have some degree of psychological unhealthiness.
Haha, that's exactly the flavor I wanted!
I'm coming clean, I'm a normal person. I felt nauseous while watching it, and I've already had two episodes, which proves I can't stand this kind of stuff, so I'm not a pervert.
[Hehehe, you're already here, what are you pretending for? Can't accept it? Yue? Then why are you still watching? Who would believe that?]
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