I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Taking advantage of the opportunity, Jiang Xiao gently broke free and sat back down in her seat.

When the saleswoman walked up to their row, her gaze first fell on a man with a middle parting, and she gave him an even brighter smile.

"Handsome, what would you like? The hot corn pancakes are delicious!"

Her voice has a unique charm that makes people want to accept her sales pitch.

"how much is it?"

"120."

Hey!

A wrinkled, greasy pancake costs over a hundred?

And it doesn't even have filling!

The man with the middle parting shook his head, indicating that he didn't need it.

No matter how beautiful you are, you can't make me spend this money unjustly, can you?

The man with the middle parting didn't want to buy food, but the salesman wasn't bad either; instead, he nodded gently to him.

"It's okay if you don't want to buy it, but you'll still need to pay a price."

what?

The man with the middle parting was puzzled, saying that he wasn't buying anything, so why should he have to pay a price?

The sales clerk smiled without saying a word, but simply pressed a button on the trolley.

Soon, the security team that had just left reappeared.

This time, however, they had a clear objective and didn't hesitate at all, directly dragging away the middle-parted man who didn't want to order food.

Then the sales clerk smiled at the young man in the row behind Jiang Xiao.

"And you? Would you like something?"

The young man hadn't heard of the rule like the chosen ones.

But he was attracted by the saleswoman's charm, and he also worried that if he didn't buy anything, he might be dragged over by security guards and given a beating.

So he nodded in agreement and bought some exorbitantly priced snacks and drinks.

Chapter 474 The world is not worth it

If you don't want to break the rules, you just need to buy what she's promoting.

But this young man clearly had his eye on her, which is why he bought so much at once.

After they finished buying the goods, they tried to stop them from leaving and started chatting with them.

Seemingly used to this situation, the sales clerk ignored him and instead pushed the cart directly to Jiang Xiao's spot.

A smug glint flashed in the young man's eyes; he could almost foresee the awkward situation that awaited Jiang Xiao.

In his view, this guy, who couldn't even afford a train ticket, only had two options in this situation:

You either buy something or get dragged away by security.

Obviously, people who can't afford tickets probably can't afford these exorbitantly priced foods either.

Jiang Xiao ignored the young man's sarcasm and stared calmly at the sales clerk.

The scales in my heart are swaying between two choices—

It means directly refusing the saleswoman and then having sex with her.

He'd use this opportunity to wait for the salesperson to call the security guards over, and then he could take care of those annoying guards from earlier.

His fingers tapped lightly on the armrest of the seat, as if he was seriously thinking about something.

Just then, the saleswoman's body suddenly stiffened, and a look of shock and horror appeared in her eyes.

The look in her eyes was as if she saw something familiar on Jiang Xiao's face, yet it seemed unbelievable.

Her lips moved slightly, but no sound came out.

Passengers around them began to whisper among themselves, wondering why the salesperson, who had just been so friendly and generous, even calling for security to "force a sale," would react so strongly to an ordinary passenger.

The young man's smile gradually froze; he couldn't understand why the saleswoman had such an expression towards Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao finally spoke, his voice calm and deep.

"you know me?"

The saleswoman seemed to be awakened by the question, and she quickly resumed her professional smile, but deep in her eyes, the surprise and confusion still lingered.

"No, no, sir, I just feel like you look familiar." Her voice trembled slightly, clearly indicating that her inner self was not as calm as she appeared.

Jiang Xiao didn't press further; he knew the saleswoman must have her reasons. He gently shook his head.

"No need, I don't need anything."

The sales clerk glanced at Jiang Xiao, made no move, and simply said something softly.

"Alright then, feel free to call me anytime if you need me, or come find me in carriage B7."

After saying that, she pushed the cart forward, leaving behind a confused young man and some whispers.

Jiang Xiao leaned back in his seat and closed his eyes.

The salesperson was clearly trying to arrange a meeting with me; she even told me her location.

"But that's quite normal."

[Rule Two: If your charm level isn't very high, then when faced with a train vendor's sales pitch, you'd better buy something.]

"To put it bluntly, it's because I'm so charming that the saleswoman, who's a hopeless romantic, fell in love with me at first sight and is now hopelessly infatuated with me."

Upon hearing this, the young man immediately lost his temper and declared that he would have a one-on-one fight with Jiang Xiao in the restroom!

Come again?

Jiang Xiao opened her eyes and glanced at the man with some impatience.

"Alright, since you're so persistent, then come on, let me loosen your skin."

He didn't really want to lay a hand on the young man, since he was the one who had stolen the ticket from him.

But it's not good for this thing to keep whining and nagging me about teaching me a lesson, is it?

The man's eyes were full of provocation and disdain, as if he could already foresee Jiang Xiao's fate.

However, five minutes later, when the toilet door opened again, Jiang Xiao walked out calmly as usual.

The man, on the other hand, was like a puppet who had lost his soul; his face was pale and his legs were trembling.

In just five minutes, the man had already experienced what it meant for life to be meaningless.

Let's say that.

When the two of them went into the restroom, the person who went in before them must have had diarrhea and hadn't flushed yet.

Jiang Xiao didn't rush either.

But now it's very clean, as if it's been carefully licked seven or eight times.

Jiang Xiao didn't even look back, he just wiped his hands lightly, as if he had just done something insignificant.

The young man, with tears welling in his eyes, pulled out his pager.

Yo?

Jiang Xiao raised an eyebrow. Although it was a piece of junk in his eyes, back in the days of green trains, you really couldn't afford this thing without some money.

No wonder they can buy so many exorbitantly priced snacks; they must be rich.

"Hey?"

The pager connected on the other end, and the young man wiped away his tears again, complaining in a tearful voice.

"Hello? Dad! Waaaaaah, a man did this to me! Right there on the train!"

The other side immediately fell silent.

Clearly, they haven't recovered from this explosive news.

Soon, an angry voice from a middle-aged man came through the pager.

"Who! In broad daylight! How dare someone do such a beastly thing to you? Where are the security guards? Are the security guards on the train just sitting around doing nothing?!"

"Are you bleeding?"

Well.

The young man shook his head, indicating that he was not bleeding.

His father breathed a sigh of relief, but was still a little nervous.

"There's probably no anal fissure then, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Get off at the nearest station, take a taxi to the nearest hospital, and get a thorough check-up at the proctology department. Your mother and I will be there soon."

Young man:

He didn't realize it at first, but then he realized that he hadn't explained it clearly.


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