Chapter 179 The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl 2
Chapter 179 The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl 2
Qingmo stared wide-eyed, pondering what to do next.
At this time, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl had not yet met. The Cowherd was still the same Cowherd. Should she get rid of this unlucky Cowherd first, or should she try to get close to the Weaver Girl later?
She decided to wait and see. This world had a spiritual energy, and this old ox only had a trace of spirituality and no cultivation. She didn't know how many years it would take for her to cultivate herself into an immortal.
Moreover, even if she cultivates to the point of ascension, she may not actually ascend. Perhaps the system will simply take her away from her.
But what if the Weaver Girl could take her to heaven? If she succeeds, she'll go to the celestial realm to fleece people; if she fails, she'll just live a life of ease and comfort in the mortal world.
Cultivation? What's the point of cultivation? What's the joy in living as a cow for so long? Besides, this world doesn't have a cultivation system. Most spirits and monsters become immortals through time, while humans become immortals through merit.
What does she rely on? She's relying on the Cowherd's self-destructive behavior; it remains to be seen whether she can latch onto the Weaver Girl's coattails.
The cowherd would occasionally glance back at Qingmo to see if she was eating grass.
Qingmo was too lazy to even bother with her words. "Screw you," she thought, "just lie down on the grass and let her starve to death."
While thinking, she secretly put beef into the cow's mouth, and she also had to be careful not to be seen by the cowherd. It was hard work for her, just like being a thief.
Half an hour later, Qingmo finished eating, and Niulang also felt that the old ox was full, so he came over and patted Qingmo's bottom, telling her to get up and go home.
With Qingmo's explosive temper, how dare she touch Lao Niu's butt? How could she tolerate that?
The cow stuck out its rump and kicked the cowherd away with one hoof. "Moo moo moo..." (The grumpy cow is kicking people online.)
The cowherd, of course, couldn't understand cow language, so he was stuck on the tree branch and couldn't get down, he simply couldn't get down.
Qingmo wasn't in a hurry. She continued to lie down and rest, waiting to see when Niulang would get down on his own.
After a long time, the Cowherd finally struggled down from the tree.
He rubbed his sore bottom and started nagging at Qingmo again, but Qingmo ignored him completely, staring at the cow with her big eyes and wagging her tail.
When you're a human, you're like an ox or a horse. But once you become an ox, you can't be an ox or a horse anymore. You can't do any work anymore. The ox is old, so let the cowherd do the work.
The cowherd had no choice but to do the work himself, since he couldn't do anything about the ox.
Meanwhile, Qingmo leisurely basked in the sun, absorbing the spiritual energy in the air. Eating grass was out of the question; she could only sneak a bite when the Cowherd wasn't looking.
Days passed, and finally the day arrived when the Weaver Girl descended to earth to bathe.
A group of fairies floated down, a scene of extreme beauty. The Cowherd and Qingmo happened to be nearby, and the Cowherd quickly pulled Qingmo to hide.
Qingmo rolled her eyes wide, but she still hid with the Cowherd. Hehe, she also loves to watch the young ladies taking a bath.
The Cowherd watched the fairies frolicking in the water, swallowed hard, and stared intently. But then, fearing he would be discovered, he took Qingmo with him and left.
This time, Qingmo didn't intend to remind Niulang. She wanted to see if Niulang would still steal the fairy's feather robe without the old ox.
Just as Qingmo had predicted, after walking a distance, the Cowherd suddenly stopped and pondered for a moment before returning to steal the Weaver Girl's feather robe.
To be honest, we don't know how Old Niu knew that fairies can't be without feather robes.
At this moment, was the Cowherd acting on a whim, or did he already know the secret of the Feather Robe? How did he know? Perhaps this is the power of the plot.
Qingmo watched coldly as the Cowherd hid the feathered robe and then went back to find the Weaver Girl.
When the Weaver Girl noticed someone approaching, she blushed and hid in the water.
"Girl, you..." The cowherd was about to say something, but before he could finish speaking, Qingmo kicked him into the water with a cow hoof.
"Moo moo moo..." (What a load of crap, you stinky man.)
Well, that's when things got really bad. Who knew the cowherd was a terrible swimmer? All we saw was him splashing around in the water, yelling for help.
The Weaver Girl thought this person was shameless. Knowing she was in the water, he deliberately fell in. Did he want to take advantage of her?
Seeing the Cowherd gradually sinking, the Weaver Girl, who was truly unable to swim, couldn't bear it. She rescued the Cowherd and threw him on the shore, then hid in the water herself.
Qingmo looked at the Cowherd with her ox eyes, then at the Weaver Girl. She raised her ox hoof and began to scratch at the Cowherd.
They rummaged around here and there, occasionally stepping on the cowherd and making him groan, until finally, after much effort, they managed to tear off the cowherd's outer garment.
"Moo moo moo..." (Wearing a pretty older sister)
The ox-headed beast mooed and nudged the clothes, gesturing for the Weaver Girl to put them on. The Weaver Girl didn't hesitate, after all, it was better than not wearing anything at all.
After the Weaver Girl finished dressing, she walked up to Qingmo and touched her bull's head. She found it incredibly smooth to the touch, and coupled with the bull's intelligence, the Weaver Girl felt a growing fondness for her.
Qingmo let out a few smug "moo moo moo" sounds, then closed her eyes comfortably and contentedly.
You know, in order to get close to the Weaver Girl, she even used Pantene to bathe, so her fur was naturally smooth and shiny. If this ox wasn't so big, she would have to put a face mask on it.
Forget about petting cats and dogs, you're all so outdated. From now on, it's all about petting cows, diligent cows, waiting to be petted online, hahaha.
After petting the cow for a while, the Weaver Girl noticed that the Cowherd was still asleep. She frowned, wondering if she could tolerate the old cow. She gently nudged the Weaver Girl, signaling her to move away.
Qingmo lifted the ox's hoof and stomped on the cowherd. Hehehe, she knows how to do this. Pressing the chest cavity is correct, right? Niu Niu knows.
The cowherd was trampled by Qingmo and spat out a mouthful of dirty water. His chest was covered in bruises. What a terrible thing. He coughed a few times and then slowly woke up.
The first thing she saw was Old Niu's huge, ox-like face. Seeing that he was awake, Qingmo spat at him disdainfully, "Pah!"
Cowherd: ...
Good heavens, that spit almost made him choke on the water again.
Once the Cowherd had recovered, he looked at the Weaver Girl and saw that she was wearing her own outer garment. The Cowherd stared at her and chuckled foolishly.
The Weaver Girl rolled her eyes: "What are you looking at? You lecherous scoundrel, ptooey!"
Upon hearing this, the Cowherd panicked and hurriedly waved his hand to explain, "Miss, you misunderstand. I was simply captivated by your beauty, which is like that of a celestial being descended to earth."
The Weaver Girl snorted coldly and ignored her.
Qingmo mooed from the side, seemingly mocking the cowherd.
The Cowherd was not angry and still looked simple-minded, so the Weaver Girl could not blame him anymore.
Her feathered robe was gone, and she didn't know what to do. Seeing that the fairy was unhappy, Qingmo lowered her head and nuzzled her, which instantly made her laugh.
The cowherd was also amused by this, and the scene looked very harmonious, but who knew what was going on inside?
Ah, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
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