boyutpedia Chapter 260 Rushing to the Toilet
Chapter 260 Rushing to the Toilet
This was an eye-opening experience for viewers who had never seen this type of film before.
Although pornographic films are not legitimate, they are still movies after all.
What is a movie?
A movie is a two-hour dream that allows the audience to experience a new life journey within two hours.
The director is the weaver of dreams, and the filmmaking process is the process of God's creation.
Lung Kwan is God!
"Clap clap-"
"Ahhh-"
"Uh uh uh--"
"Hehehe——"
"Hum hum--"
As soon as the movie's opening animation ended, the entire classroom was filled with sounds that made our ears burn and our hearts race.
0 True Hand!
Students are not given any time to react.
These students had never seen anything like it before; their eyes widened as they stared, afraid of missing a single detail.
The plot of this film is very simple.
The scene was chosen to be inside a classroom.
On the stage, a young woman dressed in an office lady uniform, wearing high heels, stockings, and gold-rimmed glasses stood out.
She's not particularly good-looking, but her figure is absolutely amazing.
A group of "students" were sitting below. Although they were called students, they all looked older and were bald.
Several of them look quite like celebrities.
Some look like Bi Fujian, some like Zhou Jieba, and some like a triple Andy Lau.
At first, the scene was quite normal; it was just a female teacher teaching English to her students.
The students below were also attending class diligently and listening attentively.
Suddenly, a bald student who looked like Zhou the Stutterer raised his hand: "Teacher, what does 'fuke me' mean?"
The female teacher blushed and then asked Zhou the Stutterer to come up on stage and explain to him personally.
This explanation caused an uproar in the classroom.
A perfectly good English class was ruined.
This unique physiological film is interspersed with many English words.
What a blunder, what a failure, oh, what a blunder, what a failure, oh.
Not only did the students learn physiology, but they also learned a few more English words.
The class was 40 minutes long, and the film ended after only one-third of it had been played.
The bell rang for the end of get out of class.
Li Jian then turned off the projector.
A chorus of groans erupted from below: "Teacher, please, show us some more!"
"Teacher, you are our dear teacher, please don't go!"
Huang Xiaogui immediately slid to his knees and hugged Li Jian's leg, saying, "I have wandered for half my life without meeting a wise teacher. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to become your godfather!"
Li Jian ignored this and simply put the disc away quietly.
This caused the entire classroom to erupt in wailing and screaming, as if the students were about to smash their heads against Li Jian's head if he disagreed.
Li Jian glanced at him disdainfully and asked, "Are you planning a rebellion?"
The students quickly put on fawning smiles: "Teacher, we are all law-abiding citizens, very law-abiding citizens, how could we rebel? We just wanted to ask you, where can we buy this movie?"
Li Jian said, "These films were specially made by my friends and are exclusive. They are not available for sale on the market."
"If you want to continue learning, you'll have to listen to me from now on, otherwise I guarantee you'll never see these films again."
As soon as these words came out.
Huang Xiaogui and the others immediately declared: "Teacher, don't worry, from now on, if you tell us to go east, we will never go west; if you tell us to go east, we will never go west."
The world of students is that simple: they are willing to risk their lives for whoever treats them well.
This is why those who participate in Blackie's Teenage Club are mostly teenagers.
These young people are energetic, idle, and simple-minded.
They'd risk someone's life for a few dollars.
He stabbed someone without hesitation, even more ruthless than Liang Kun.
That's why there's a saying: "Better to offend the King of Hell than a little devil." These little devils, when they get hot-headed, are capable of anything.
Li Jian chuckled and said, "Alright, let's see how you perform in the future."
The students expressed their deepest gratitude and reluctantly saw Li Jianli off from the classroom.
As soon as Li Jian stepped out of the classroom, he ran into an acquaintance.
"Hello, Teacher He, what a coincidence!"
The person passing by outside the door was He Min, who had just come out of the class next door.
After attending the class, He Min's beautiful eyes remained bright, and her short black hair was casually draped over her shoulders, exuding a unique charm.
Seeing Li Jian surrounded by students, He Min asked curiously, "Teacher Li, what's going on?"
Li Jian laughed and said, "Haha, the students are so enthusiastic. They insisted on making me teach another class. But I am a very principled person. I will only teach according to the timetable. I can't teach an extra class or a class less."
It won't take up other teachers' classes, so that's how it is.
He Min asked in surprise, "Is Teacher Li so popular? But I remember today is your first day of class."
Li Jian shrugged and said, "There's nothing I can do about it, it's probably just my personal charm."
He Min was speechless. She had seen shameless people before, but she had never seen anyone as shameless as this.
Huang Xiaogui and the others, however, took the initiative to praise Li Jian: "Teacher Li's lectures are profound yet simple, easy to understand. We only regret that Teacher Li came too late, otherwise we would definitely have gotten full marks in our physiology class!"
"Teacher Li is handsome and dashing, and his lectures are witty and humorous. He is truly a master among teachers!"
"Teacher Li..."
Whether a teacher is good or not, the students will naturally give them their own judgment.
Just like a teacher whose tea egg stall was overturned, if his professional ethics and character are flawed, why would the students be so enraged as to smash up the cafeteria for the teacher's sake?
Although the status of teachers in modern society is quite different from that of teachers in ancient times, some teachers still win the hearts of their students with their personal charm.
Seeing that the students were all speaking well of Li Jian, He Min couldn't help but look at Li Jian with new respect.
This is what they call "three men can make a tiger".
He Min took the initiative to speak, "Teacher Li, would it be convenient for us to go back to the office together? I have some questions I'd like to ask you."
Hearing He Min's words, Li Jian was secretly delighted, but he remained calm and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher He, I have another class in F6. After I finish class, let's have a good chat during lunch break."
Seeing the other person turn and leave, He Min was genuinely momentarily stunned.
strangeness.
Didn't this man say this morning that he wanted to pursue me? Why is he being so hot and cold?
He Min is also a young female teacher.
She always felt that she couldn't connect with her students, so her teaching results were never very good.
She wanted to learn from Li Jian's teaching experience.
Unexpectedly, Li Jian rejected her.
At this moment, He Min truly became curious about Li Jian.
Huang Xiaogui and the others watched Li Jian walk away with longing eyes. Then, they exchanged a glance and rushed to the toilet together.