第2章 道高1尺魔高1丈(第14页)
第2章 道高1尺魔高1丈(第14页)
Chapter Two: The Devil is One Foot Taller Than the Virtue;
As night fell, a dark figure silently swept across the imperial city and landed above the Phoenix Palace. The newcomer was dressed in black night clothes and wore a mask. A dog crept furtively above the Phoenix Palace, stealthily lifting the roof tiles. The Third Prince thought to himself, "Hehe (o﹃o ), are there any questions that can stump me?" He then followed the gaze downwards.
He had no idea until he saw it; his heart sank instantly. Good heavens, his father was still with his mother at this hour…
"What a blunder! I considered so many possibilities, how could I not have thought of this outcome! Doesn't Father Emperor need to review memorials? Doesn't Father Emperor need to handle state affairs? Doesn't Father Emperor need to attend court?"
The dog crouching furtively above the Phoenix Palace was none other than the Third Prince, who had come to see the little princess during the day. He had intended to take advantage of the darkness when his father was away to visit his sister, and since his father couldn't find him, he had no reason to stop him from seeing her!
But it turns out his father is still alive. It's true that the devil is one step ahead of the saint! I only guessed the beginning, not the end. Tragic! His good father is still holding his little sister, muttering, "My Ruyi, go to sleep. Your father is going to lull you to sleep." His professional skills are no less than those of a nanny!
"I just want to see my sister, why is it so hard?! I can't even cough up a mouthful of blood, I'm dizzy, I give up! ヽ(?_?;)ノ!"
Cheng Yibao secretly took out a stick of incense from her sleeve, her facial expression gradually twisting as she thought to herself, "You have your clever plans, but I have my countermeasures, hehe (o﹃o )!"
After thinking about it, he took out the tinderbox he always carried, suddenly came to his senses, and then thought to himself, "It's not good for my little sister to smoke, is it? ( ̄д ̄;)ノ My little sister is still so young, what I'm doing is bad for her health! Oh well! I'll just have to bear with it a little longer!"
Thinking this, Cheng Yibao put the incense stick back the way she came!
He left behind the words: "You're ruthless! (???_??)"
Then he got up, flew away, but in his heart he deeply resented his good father! "That wretched father!"
After a month, Mu Xinyan finally learned about the world she was in through casual conversations with the palace maids! She was originally a model young woman from the future planet Blue Star. Aside from her daily work and occasional get-togethers with friends, she had virtually no social life. She didn't go to bars, nightclubs, or cause trouble. She even helped the elderly and sanitation workers. She didn't drink much either. She had a stable job that paid well enough for most people, and her future seemed bright. She hadn't done anything immoral in her life, so how did she end up transmigrating?!
As Mu Xinyan was daydreaming, she suddenly heard a beep: "Congratulations on awakening the Koi Fish System! This system will serve you wholeheartedly from now on! You can tell this system any requests or questions you may have. This system is gradually being upgraded. The older you are, the more functions this system will have. Other functions are also being gradually loaded. Please wait patiently for the system to unlock other functions as you age. The system will do its best to help you with the problems it can solve, and for the things it cannot solve, the system will call on someone to help you!"
"Wow ⊙w⊙ This system feels pretty cool! When other people transmigrate, doesn't it always say 'Host, please choose, host, please accumulate points'? The system strictly requires the host to complete tasks and unlock new skills based on the host's actions. Isn't that how ultimate moves are given out? That's how it is in the novels I've read before. Why doesn't my system have any requirements ⊙▽⊙? Could this system be a lazy system?! No way?!" Mu Xinyan stared with her signature big, bright eyes, daydreaming like this. As if reading Mu Xinyan's thoughts, the system patiently replied, "This system is not a lazy system, but a genuine lucky charm system. It will bring you more good fortune and help those around you escape danger! It can also chat with you when you're bored and answer all your questions. The system's functions are quite comprehensive, and its service is three stars at its most considerate. As the host grows older, the system's considerateness will increase! The most important aspect of serving its young master is definitely thoughtfulness!" "Shh~ You can hear what I'm thinking?! Can other people hear and see you? ⊙▽⊙?" Mu Xinyan thought in surprise.
"This system is dedicated solely to serving you, my little master. Others cannot see or hear your conversations with this system. Please rest assured that this system has blocked the prying eyes of others! When you turn one year old, the system will give you a new function and unlock a new ability for you. So this system hopes you will grow up quickly. I can't wait to see you grow up!"
"Wow, it's true that doing good deeds and being kind to others has its benefits. Even the transmigration system is helping you. I could laugh in my sleep! It seems I should continue to do good deeds. My current identity should be the little princess of Yunxuan Kingdom! It seems I should do more for the people of this country! How can a humble person forget the worries of the nation! I seem to have been too incapable before. With the identity of a little princess, I can have whatever I want! The emperor in this world seems to be quite poor. I heard from the eunuch Wang that he felt sorry for His Majesty's frugality. His undergarments were washed until they were white and stained, patched and mended again and again! He couldn't bear to wear the brocade and silk he gave as a congratulatory gift, giving it all to me. He held me day and night, refusing to let go, coaxing me to sleep and playing with me. Although his behavior was a bit annoying, always tickling my face with his beard, this emperor still loved me very much. I have to find a way to help him." "My father's country is too poor. The people are starving and cold, and it never rains. There's a severe drought, and the people are suffering terribly. In these natural and man-made disasters, it's the ordinary people who suffer the most. The high-ranking officials and nobles won't be affected much! Since ancient times, the rich have indulged in wine and meat while others have been eating! How can I help my father?!" The system watched its little master from the side and thought, "This seemingly small person can't even speak properly, yet all he thinks about is how to help his father and how to help the common people! Indeed, my kind-hearted little master has always been like this. In your past life, you did good deeds and fought against the demons, even sacrificing yourself without hesitation for the safety of the people... Every time you went through tribulations, you accumulated merit and did good deeds... even though you lost all your memories... Little master, I miss you so much... I hope you recover all your memories soon. In this life, I will do everything in my power to protect you..."
Mu Xinyan was unaware of what the system was thinking at that moment, and then asked it in her mind, "System, are you there? By the way, do you have a name? What should I call you from now on?" Mu Xinyan asked curiously. "Replying to my little master, the system doesn't have a name. Please give the system one!" the system replied.
Mu Xinyan looked at the system in front of her and murmured, "Let me think... Look at your round, chubby appearance, so plump and flawless, just like a meat bun, I'll call you Big Head! Big Head, Big Head, no worries in the rain, others have umbrellas, I have a big head! Hahaha (hahaha) hiahiahiahia It's settled then, System, you'll be called Big Head from now on!" The Big Head in front of her didn't object, remaining silent for a moment, lost in memories: "In the deep mountains of a primeval forest, a girl wearing a snow-white gauze dress, with a pure and lovely appearance, had a..." With large, bright, and intelligent eyes, she fearlessly rescued the 'Big Head' before her, facing a powerful demon. Severely injured after defeating the demon, she used a teleportation talisman to hide in a deep mountain cave, carrying the wounded creature away from the demon's clutches. Even though she herself was badly injured and coughing up blood, she still desperately protected the young creature as it fled! Despite needing healing herself, she gave me all her most precious elixirs. Although her own injuries were severe and she needed even better elixirs to recover, she gave me the best, taking only ordinary healing pills herself! She traded her life for my life!
A bright-eyed, adorable girl innocently looked up at me and asked, "Little one, do you have a name? What should I call you?!" "Pretty sister, I don't have a name yet. My mother and father were killed by demons, and they didn't have time to give me one. Now that my parents are gone, I'll be with you from now on. Why don't you give me a name?"
"Okay, let me think. Look at your short legs, you're so tiny, all white, with shiny, flawless scales. You're all plump and white, just like a delicious big meat bun. How about we call you Big Head? Big Head, Big Head, no worries in the rain, others have umbrellas, I have a big head!"
"I'm not called Big Head, that's an awful name. Can I change it? The new name is so corny! It doesn't suit my image or temperament at all. It doesn't look like a big head at all! My head isn't big at all, and my posture is so majestic!" Big Head retorted unhappily.
"I think the name Big Head suits you perfectly! Hahaha (?w?)hiahiahia Little brother, from now on you'll recognize me as your boss and live the high life! It's decided then, from now on you'll be called Big Head!"
"Big White! From now on, your beautiful older sister won't be able to protect you anymore... The contract has been broken. You must find a master who treats you better than I did... I'm leaving..."
"Damn demons, you use all people as furnaces for cultivation! I am your sworn enemy! If you use all people as furnaces to achieve your cultivation, then use your lives to atone for the countless innocent lives you have cruelly killed!"
"Hmph! Heaven and earth are ruthless, treating all things like straw dogs! They're just a bunch of useless humans! I'm just making these trash play a little role, what wrong have I done?"
"Enough with the nonsense! Today I will fight you demons to the death, even if it means mutual destruction... You dog demons, prepare to die!"
"Farewell, Great White..." Then the earth trembled...
"No~ Pretty sister~ No... Ah... No, sister, please don't..."
History always repeats itself, the system recalled, its vision blurring with tears! Suddenly, a voice pulled it back to reality.
"System? No! Oh my god! My father's treasury is almost empty right now, and he probably won't last much longer. How can I quickly replenish his treasury?"
Mu Xinyan learned from her father and mother's conversation that Yunxuan Kingdom was located in a remote area, surrounded by desert, with barren land where crops and plants could hardly grow. In addition, the weather was harsh and there was a drought all year round, making the people suffer greatly! However, most of the people here were good at fighting, and bold hunters often went deep into the mountains to hunt for a living! They were able to gain a foothold in this cannibalistic ancient era!
Emperor Yunxuan is a war god, brave and skilled in battle. His current empire was all won through his own hard-fought battles. He single-handedly expanded the empire, but he's only good at fighting. He knows nothing about planting crops or farming. You could say that in name, he's His Majesty the Emperor, but in reality, he's just a rough, good-for-nothing traitor. If he were in the future, he'd be a ruthless character who would dare to kill and commit arson. My cheap old man was only saved because he was born in ancient times. If he were in the modern future, he'd be executed for breaking the law! Tsk tsk ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ His lack of knowledge is why the national treasury is so empty!
Aside from being good at fighting, my cheap dad is completely useless!
However, after spending the last few days with him, she realized that Emperor Yunxuan was a doting father. He carried her everywhere he went, and kissed her all the time. His stubble was so prickly! I'm still a baby, okay? My skin is so delicate, and his stubble was scratching my skin so painfully. But that's not the worst part →_→, I'm a model young woman from the future, and although I've transmigrated into a baby, my soul is definitely an adult! This is so awkward (︶︿︶)=凸 My cheap dad carries me day and night, never letting go. I have no rights at all!! ( ̄e( ̄) My cheap dad is like superglue every day, I don't even have time to breathe. What's worse, he watches over my eating, drinking, and even pooping, and he even changes my diapers himself. I really thank you (*°?°)=3 Cheap dad
"Don't babies have human rights? ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ! I get shy too, okay?!"
But hehe (o﹃o ), looking at my stunningly beautiful and alluring father and mother beside me, oh my god...?^?,, allow me to lick the screen for thirty seconds e?(?> ? <)? 3
To be honest, my adoptive father and mother have perfect genes. Although they are middle-aged, they still show no signs of aging. One is a handsome and dashing middle-aged man, and the other is a charming and alluring mother. With their genes combined, they should be able to continue to be beautiful in this life (* / ? \ *). So I forgive you, adoptive father!
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