boyutpedia Chapter 18 Onlookers! School Doctor Lin Treats Kidney Deficiency Online!
Chapter 18 Onlookers! School Doctor Lin Treats Kidney Deficiency Online!
"Your kidneys need to be that strong to keep going—look at yourself now, pale and sallow, listless, weak and short of breath—you're already at this rate. If you had a girlfriend, I'd change my surname to yours."
The comments section was flooded with messages.
"The school doctor's logic is flawless!"
"That's hilarious! Traditional Chinese medicine can not only tell if someone has kidney deficiency, but also whether they have a girlfriend."
"I can prove that this statement is truly different."
"They're different, one is manual labor and the other is..."
"The school doctor hit the nail on the head—if you have a girlfriend and can still go this far, you're got iron kidneys."
"This is what clinical experience is, this is what superb medical skills are."
"The Chinese captain's flight log has been retrieved."
"Not a captain, but a senior pilot with an astonishing flight time."
The male student was speechless.
He tried to make excuses.
But Lin Mo's logic was closed—what could he do?
Admitting to having a high frequency of flights is tantamount to revealing one's identity as a captain in front of the entire audience.
If you deny it frequently, then claiming impotence or premature ejaculation is like slapping yourself in the face.
He was trapped in his own fortifications, surrounded by enemies, with no way to retreat.
He opened his mouth, then closed it, then opened it again, then closed it again.
Finally, his face turned ashen, and his voice carried a sense of desperate embarrassment as he abruptly raised his hand and made a sweeping motion in the air.
"School doctor! Please stop! Please stop! I beg you, please stop—"
His voice was so urgent that it cracked.
The comments section was filled with laughter.
"Hahahaha, the captain was forced to land."
"Please stop talking—how much heartache is contained in those words."
"From 'I'm fine' a moment ago to 'Please stop talking,' it all came down to the school doctor, Dr. Lin."
"He looked so embarrassed when he was exposed, but I loved watching it."
"All 40,000 people in the live stream now know he's the captain."
"Not only 40,000 people, but also those who watched the replay."
The male student lowered his head and covered his face with his hands.
He remained silent for a long time.
When he finally lowered his hand, his eyes inadvertently swept over the phone screen on Lin Mo's desk.
His gaze was drawn to the scrolling barrage of comments.
"Captain, where's your girlfriend?"
"Captain, what is your flight number?"
"The captain of the Dragon Kingdom has taken off, family members."
Then he saw the number of people online—42,000.
Then his pupils exploded.
He glanced at his phone screen, then at Lin Mo, then at his phone screen again, then at Lin Mo again, his lips trembling like a leaf.
"School, school doctor..." He pointed tremblingly at the phone that was broadcasting live.
"Are you...you're...live streaming?"
Lin Mo glanced at him and nodded.
"Live stream the entire process."
The air in the school clinic reached an eerie peak density at that moment.
The expression on the male student's face could not be described by a single emotion.
It was a mixture of shame, collapse, regret, terror, suicidal thoughts, and the urge to buy a standing-room-only ticket and escape the city overnight.
His mouth was agape, like a fish that had been pulled ashore; his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't utter a single word.
The comments section, however, was ruthlessly enjoying his self-destructive behavior.
"Yes, it's a live broadcast, hello captain."
"The whole nation is watching."
"42,000 people are watching online simultaneously as you claim your captain identity."
"Your flight has already departed for the rest of the country."
"It's okay, it's just a minor accident, not real death."
"Look on the bright side, maybe you'll become famous because of this and be able to start live streaming in the future."
Congratulations to the second internet celebrity after Mushroom Bro – Captain Bro!
The male student looked at the comments on the screen, then fell silent.
He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then opened them again.
His eyes changed.
He turned to face Lin Mo, his eyes still red, but his expression was extremely serious, and his voice even had the lingering sound of a sob.
But every word spoken was carefully considered.
"School doctor, can you treat this?"
Lin Mo looked at him but did not answer immediately.
The male student got anxious, leaned forward, clasped his hands together, and the veins on the back of his hands bulged out.
"School doctor, please! Since you can tell, you must have a way to cure me. My mom is waiting to hold her grandson, I can't just be useless like this! If you can cure me, you'll be like a second parent to me! I..."
He took a deep breath, and a cracking sound came from his throat.
"Godfather!!!"
The viewers were stunned, and then the barrage of comments was as dense as a downpour hitting a window.
"Holy crap, they even called him godfather!"
"He was a captain just a moment ago, and now he's an adopted son."
"A medical miracle: a single sentence resulted in an extra son who doesn't need to be raised."
"There are countless adopted sons of the forestry school doctor."
"So that's how the captain got his girlfriend—through a godfather."
Lin Mo turned his chair around, shrugged at the camera, and looked as relaxed as if everything that had just happened was under his control.
He patted the male student on the shoulder and said a very soft, short sentence.
"It's not a big problem, I can cure it."
The comments section was once again filled with shock.
"Holy crap, the protagonist can cure this?!"
"I hereby declare that for kidney deficiency, you should consult a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner."
"A friend of mine wants to ask how to treat kidney deficiency."
"Yes, I know the friend you mentioned."
"All the men in the live stream straightened their backs at that moment."
"Quick, take notes! Isn't this more effective than Liuwei Dihuang Wan?!"
Lin Mo smiled and waved his hand, gesturing for the male student to sit down.
"No need for godfather, just call the school doctor."
He sat back down at the table, picked up his thermos, and took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
Then he held up one finger to the camera: "I'll only say how to treat kidney deficiency once, so hurry up and take notes if you want."
The live chat instantly fell silent.
A series of rows of text began to float across the screen.
Taking notes
Screen recording completed.
"I'm listening on behalf of my friend."
"First, quit—there's absolutely no room for negotiation on that."
Lin Mo's tone was resolute.
"Essence is the foundation of the kidneys. Think about it yourself. You're overdrawing it every day, and no medicine can make up for it."
The male student blushed and nodded vigorously.
Lin Mo then raised his second finger.
"Second, maintain a regular sleep schedule; you must go to bed before 11 p.m.
"At midnight, the yang energy begins to rise, and the kidneys are repairing themselves during this time. If you stay up late every day, you are not giving them time to repair themselves."
He took a sip of water and held up his third and fourth fingers together.
"Third, eat more black foods—black beans, black sesame seeds, and black rice. Traditional Chinese medicine says that black foods enter the kidney meridian."
"Fourth, exercise appropriately, but don't go to the gym and train too hard. In your current condition, the more you train, the weaker you will become. Half an hour of brisk walking every day until you sweat a little is enough."
"I'll prescribe a formula for you later, based on Jin Kui Shen Qi Wan with some modifications. Take it on time. Don't buy Liu Wei Di Huang Wan on your own. With your spleen deficiency and dampness, that will only make you feel more and more sickly."
After Lin Mo finished speaking, he leaned back in his chair and shrugged at the camera: "Alright, did you remember everything?"
The screen was flooded with comments.
"I've got it, I've got it."
"School Doctor, You're My God"
"I'll go cook some black bean porridge now."
"Thank you on behalf of my friend."