boyutpedia Chapter 54 Variety Show in Progress
Chapter 54 Variety Show in Progress
"Grass--"
Song Nanxi reflexively slapped him, yelling, "What the hell? How dare you scare me!"
The hand that was being pulled out was blocked.
The large, dry, and burning palm of the hand that gripped her wrist reached Song Nanxi's ears, and the deliberately lowered voice reached her ears.
"Stop fooling around, wake up, it's time to get up and film."
It was Ling Sheng's voice.
Before going to bed, Song Nanxi watched the program's schedule, and Ling Sheng even reminded her to wear her pajamas and cover herself with a blanket when she went to sleep.
God the hell, that's where she was waiting!
Are you planning a surprise attack?
"Ling Sheng, are you out of your mind?! What time is it?"
Song Nanxi pulled her hand back, angrily threw a pillow at it, and grumbled.
Ling Sheng pressed his temples, reminding her, "Filming has already started."
When Song Nanxi looked up, in the dim light, there was a person carrying a video camera standing at the door.
She rolled her eyes. "You're sick, and this show is sick too. What kind of decent person starts filming a show at four in the morning? They're just waiting to die from overwork!"
After checking the time, Song Nanxi tossed her phone aside and collapsed back down stiffly like a corpse.
With a thud.
It startled the production team.
The next second, Song Nanxi sat up abruptly again.
He cursed and swore, "That damned Ling Sheng, you just can't stand to see me doing well."
While she was washing up, Ling Sheng walked out of the frame.
When the episode was officially broadcast, his face was blurred in post-production, so viewers who didn't know the truth might have thought he was Song Nanxi's assistant.
The show is called "Dare You Come On?", a hilarious challenge-based variety show. Each episode, the guests fly to a different city and film at local landmarks, which also serves as a way to promote those cities.
With its diverse games and witty and humorous five regular guests, this variety show has become a household name and a popular program since its first season, now in its sixth.
The director of "Dare to Be" is Gong Xueyan, and the guests jokingly call her Yanzi. The interaction between the director and the guests is also a major source of laughter on the show.
After Song Nanxi changed her clothes, a staff member helped her put on the recording equipment.
The show has now officially begun.
Gong Xueyan said, "Nanxi, the guests haven't gotten up yet. As the new guest, you're responsible for waking them up."
Song Nanxi was a seasoned veteran in the past. "Is it really that simple? Aren't you going to provide some kind of wake-up service, like pepper spray or a gong?"
That's so boring.
Song Nanxi's resentment at being forced to get up at four o'clock could set the earth ablaze.
Gong Xueyan remained silent for two seconds.
"...Uh, yes, we have prepared a lot of props for you, but we don't have pepper spray, but we do have water."
What a joke! If they actually injured a guest, their production team wouldn't have enough to cover the damages.
"You can choose your wake-up service by drawing lots."
"Tsk, alright, let me see what tricks you guys can pull." Song Nanxi scratched his face, casually pulled out a card, flipped it over and looked at it, "Oh wow, a suona."
A brand new suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument) was placed in Song Nanxi's hands.
The hotel is also sponsored by the production team, so it will be closed for filming purposes during this period, and you don't have to worry about disturbing others.
Gong Xueyan: "You can choose any room to go in; we've already prepared the room key."
Song Nanxi rubbed her little hands excitedly, "Let me see which lucky audience member is fortunate enough to hear my performance."
The door opened with a card, and Song Nanxi quietly peeked in.
"Snoring...snoring...snoring..."
The snoring on the big bed sometimes sounded like a tractor, and sometimes like a chainsaw.
Song Nanxi cleared her throat, picked up her suona, and said, "Director, shall I begin?"
Gong Xueyan thought this person was actually quite polite, and even asked for her opinion. He wasn't as unreliable as the rumors online suggested!
The next second, in the quiet hotel room, a divine suona tune called "The Grand Funeral Procession" began to play.
A mournful and plaintive sound flowed through every corner.
"Holy crap..." Someone couldn't help but exclaim.
Gong Xueyan slipped and her vision went black.
Huh? How come Song Nanxi can play the suona?
What kind of nonsense is this?! She wants to send people away!
Gong Xueyan was about to advise Song Nanxi to choose a more auspicious tune when suddenly—
"Waaaaah... Waaaaah, Second Uncle..."
The music was mournful. At some point, the snoring on the bed stopped, and instead, sobbing and whimpering could be heard, accompanied by the sound of the suona horn, instantly giving one a chilling feeling.
If you didn't know better, you'd think they were mourning at a grave!
Upon hearing this, Song Nanxi played even more enthusiastically!
She moved to the head of the bed while playing, stepping boldly onto the bedside table, playing with complete absorption and rapt attention.
Xu Jun woke up crying. He had dreamt of returning to his hometown for his second maternal uncle's funeral last year. Overwhelmed with grief, he thought of the impermanence of life and how that familiar face would never be seen again...
He wiped away his tears and opened his eyes.
Eyes facing each other.
"what!!"
Xu Jun's heart stopped, and he screamed and ran away, pulling the blanket tighter around himself. With a thud, he fell flat on his back under the bed.
"Help! Who are you...? Why are you in his room?!"
A head trembled and peeked out from beside the bed. Song Nanxi didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. Xu Jun was the most cowardly in the entire "Dare to Be" group. He was timid and most afraid of ghosts.
You could say he was just unlucky.
Song Nanxi moved the suona away, grinned at him leisurely, revealing her gleaming white teeth.
In a dazed and uncertain tone, she asked, "You...can...see...me?"
Each word was spoken slowly and deliberately, as if it echoed.
"Ahhhh!"
Xu Jun crawled all over the ground.
The show was incredibly entertaining.
"Clap."
The room lights were on, and Xu Jun held his head in his hands.
Suddenly, a snickering laugh was heard. The 'female ghost' from before said in a light tone, "Teacher Xu, time to get up. Time to start your day as a working person."
Grass……
Suddenly, I don't know which is scarier, seeing ghosts or working.
Xu Jun belatedly realized he had been pranked by the production team, and he broke down in anger, yelling, "Yanzi! I hate you!"
Meanwhile, Song Nanxi had already strolled off to find the next lucky one.
I drew a card again, and this time I got the Water Splashing card.
It's a bit boring.
Song Nanxi took a basin of water from the staff member and went into the room.
It was past four in the morning, a time when everyone was sound asleep and everything was quiet.
Song Nanxi murmured, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, the production team made me do it. Blame the production team, it has nothing to do with me—"
Whoosh!
He kept muttering to himself, but his actions were anything but hesitant.
The splashing was done so cleanly and efficiently.
"Well!"
Her husky voice, tinged with drowsiness, was sexy and pleasant to listen to.
It came through in a daze.
"Is the room leaking?"
A long, strong arm stretched out from under the covers, slowly turning on the bedside lamp. The person was unhurried, as if they had just woken up and nothing had happened.
The lamp was on, illuminating the man sitting on the bed.
The blanket slipped down to her waist and piled up around her abdomen.
He wasn't wearing anything on his upper body, his skin was so white it glowed, and his extremely low body fat percentage made the veins on his body particularly prominent, like rose vines winding down from his abdomen until they disappeared under the covers.