Strange Cards

Chapter 71 Captain's Sweet Lips

"It's my boyfriend's, what's wrong?"

Shi Yu laughed and took out the key directly from her pocket.

"What are you pretending for with a lighter? You poor wretch!"

Shi Yu ignored them and pressed the unlock button on the vehicle.

The Ferrari's headlights flashed a few times in an instant, and Shi Yu pulled open the car door and sat in the passenger seat.

"I don't remember having a girlfriend like you."

"I'd rather gouge out these eyes, stomp them into mud, and eat them mixed with pig feed than marry someone like you, you idiot!"

Shi Yu cursed a few times, and at that moment, the socialites looked at Shi Yu with eyes like wolves eyeing meat.

"Oh dear, brother, I was blind to your greatness, please don't hold it against me."

"My sister has never ridden in a car of this caliber before. I wonder if she'll ever have the chance to ride in one?"

The other socialites also pulled down their coats, revealing large expanses of their white skin.

"Oh dear, it's so hot! Can the little sisters come up here and use the air conditioning?"

Tonight, Shiyu finally learned that people can indeed laugh when they are extremely speechless.

Shi Yu simply said coldly.

"I suggest you guys get a tattoo on your forehead that says you can fly all over the country."

"Are you kidding me? One bottle of makeup remover and your makeup will be a complete mess. What are you pretending to be so innocent for?"

"If you really can't think straight, just buy two purple mood-themed items. When you need to think, just press the switch and give them a vibration. That counts as having used your brain."

Before they could react, Shigure had already started the autopilot and left the spot.

.............

At nine o'clock in the evening, Shi Yu arrived at Qi Wu's bar by car.

"My heart is broken? What a name."

Shi Yu pushed open the door and went in, while Qi Wu, who had just mixed a glass of wine, gestured in Shi Yu's direction.

"Alcohol-free mojito, Liu An said you have five minutes at most to come over so I can mix it first."

"Shigure!"

Shiyu turned around and saw a white flash, and then Baiyu, wearing a black knee-length skirt, rushed into Shiyu's arms.

After holding Baiyu for a while, Shiyu put her down, picked up the mojito, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Sigh, I was having a good day, but running into a few idiots ruined my mood."

Tell me about it.

Li Shun was shaking the dice, looking at Shi Yu with a curious expression.

This time, Qi Wu handed Shi Yu a glass of grapefruit juice. After taking a sip, Shi Yu slowly recounted her encounter with the socialites that evening.

After pondering for a while, Li Shun looked at Shi Yu with a serious expression and said.

"In my opinion, you lost out tonight because you didn't slap them both."

"Agreed!"

Yu Yan, who was drinking AD calcium milk, turned around and said, while Liu An pointed at Shi Yu's forehead in annoyance.

"If I were here, I would have beaten them all into the wall and used them as human pillars!"

"Sister Liu An, calm down!"

Seeing that Liu An was about to evolve into a blood-red pepper, Shi Yu quickly offered a few words of advice. Then, Qi Wu held up the bartending tools in his hand and gestured towards Shi Yu.

"Want to give it a try?"

After having a few drinks, Shigure also became interested and nodded.

"There are bartending uniforms in the back, they're a bit like suits, go change into them."

Shi Yu went to the back, and a little while later Liu An went in.

Then Shiyu came out wearing a burgundy suit. Shiyu loosened the tie around his neck a little and said.

"I'm still not suited to wearing formal attire."

Then Qi Wu handed a pair of ear-hook headphones to Shi Yudao.

"I've included all the bartending methods in here; just follow the sounds."

"We have everything here, use whatever you want."

"So, boss, what would you like to drink?"

"Ramos Kinfish".

The instructions for making Ramos Kinfish immediately came through Shigure's headphones. After hearing that it needed to be shaken for about half an hour, Shigure's face darkened instantly.

"Boss, are you telling me to train for superhuman arm strength?"

"Alright, alright, just kidding. A mojito or a Godfather will do."

Shigure didn't say anything, but quickly prepared the materials for Ramos Kinfish.

"You're not really going to do this, are you?"

Shi Yu smiled, then pulled out the Ace of Spades.

"Struggle".

The Ace of Spades quickly transformed into a streak of light and entered the back of Shigure's hand. Soon after, a pair of transparent, elusive hands emerged from behind Shigure.

The cunning hand grabbed the shaker and started shaking it, while Shigure prepared the ingredients for the salted dog.

Soon a perfect cup of Ramos Golden Fizz was ready. Shiyu inserted the straw into the foam in the middle and then pushed it in front of Qiwu.

"Give it a try."

Then Shigure handed the prepared salted dog to Ryuando.

"Sister Liu An, you should give it a try too."

Just as Shi Yu was playing around with bartending, Guan Yun came down from the second floor with a tablet in his hand.

"Alright, the satellite has located the organization's hideout."

"There are only two A-rank characters; the rest are just B-rank and C-rank weaklings."

"However, there are quite a few people, about a hundred or so."

"What are you planning to do tonight?"

Qi Wu, after drinking the Godfather drink made by Shi Yu, said calmly.

"What can I do now that they've already screwed me over?"

"Kill them all, then use them to feed the tricks in your cards. Are you suggesting we let them go back?"

"If I really did that, the Chief Hunter would probably point his finger at me and curse my ancestors for eighteen generations. I'm not going to do something so unpleasant."

"Shunzi, Da Niu, Shi Yu, and Liu An, the five of us will go out tonight."

"Yu Yan, are you going or not?"

Yu Yan shook her head, and Qi Wu understood.

"Alright then, you, Dr. Guan Yun, and Bai Yu can stay here as long as you like."

"If you don't want to play anymore, you can just lock the door and go back to the Hunter's Den."

"Go back and drive Liu An's Ferrari, have Guan Yun carry Bai Yu, and use autopilot."

"You sit in the driver's seat to prevent any problems with the car, but don't drive it."

"I don't want to have to go looking for the three of you who fell into the ditch after I wipe out those little devils tonight."

After Qi Wu finished speaking, he took out the evolution device and completed the basic armament.

Seeing this, the others completed their basic armaments, while Shigure gently patted Baiyu's head.

"We'll be back soon, sweetie."

Bai Yu could only reluctantly let go of Shi Yu's hand and then clung to her hand affectionately.

"Make sure you come back soon!"

"Okay, I promise."

The group got into an SUV, and Shi Yu, sitting in the back, asked curiously.

"Boss, can you give me some battle instructions?"

Qi Wu had a cigar in his mouth, lit it, and exhaled a puff of smoke.

"Kill the elderly and children first."