Strange Cards

Chapter 7 Keep your hands and feet clean.

Shigure reconstructed the helmet, put it on, started the motorcycle, and rode through the streets and alleys. Before long, he was back home.

"I'm just lying here, I have to go back to school tomorrow."

After Shigure removed the Ace of Spades, his motorcycle and helmet vanished instantly. He took a shower and fell into a deep sleep without even drying his hair.

The next day, sunlight streamed into Shiyu's room through the window. Shiyu, still sleepy, washed up and dragged her still-unpowered body into the classroom just before the morning reading bell rang.

Shi Yu looked at her desk as if she were Columbus discovering a new continent. She threw her schoolbag aside, fell down, and fell asleep right there on the desk.

Suddenly, Shiyu remembered something and forcibly turned on the computer for a while. Looking at her dazed classmate Lin Musen, she reached out and snatched a piece of bread, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it.

"Shigure! That's what I ate!!!"

"Don't worry, I don't mind."

"I despise you, you idiot!!!"

Shi Yu precisely pulled a large goose from her desk and placed it under her head. With a swift movement of her right hand, she retrieved an unopened bottle of milk from Lin Musen's desk, inserted a straw, and put it in her mouth, starting to drink it while she slept.

Lin Musen watched as Shi Yu suddenly slapped her forehead, her face filled with undisguised disgust.

Lin Musen pulled Shi Yu's ears so hard they were almost distorted into pig ears, but Shi Yu still didn't wake up. Furious, she yelled in Shi Yu's ear.

"There's a pop quiz in the first period, get up!"

"I'll count to three. If you don't get up by then, I'm going to get serious."

"Three...one!"

"Class monitor!!! That darn Shiyu is sleeping again!!!"

Upon hearing Lin Musen's words, Shi Yu suddenly jumped up, her hand trembling as she pointed at Lin Musen.

"You can't take a joke, you sneak attack, you little piece of trash."

"You're not capable! If you can't win, you just call the class monitor, huh?"

Class monitor Liu Shiying stood up, took a test paper, and walked with a smile to Shi Yu's desk, gently tapping on it.

"Shigure-kun, do you remember what the teacher said...?"

"The class monitor is really hopeless this time. There's really none left, not a single drop."

"I don't care, let's get ready to go over the questions. This is yesterday's test paper. The teacher is taking his daughter to school today, so he doesn't have time for morning reading."

"I haven't done it yet."

"Take my example!"

"Fine, just kill me then. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll be reincarnated and the sooner I'll be reborn."

"If you dare not tell me, just wait until lunchtime and see if I drag the teacher to find you."

"You...you're ruthless!!!"

Shi Yu reluctantly took the test paper, walked up to the podium, and began to explain the questions. When she walked over to her best friend Huo Yun, she noticed that Huo Yun's mouth looked a little strange.

"Honey, what happened? Where did you hurt your lip?"

"Stop talking, it's embarrassing."

Shi Yu turned and left after seeing Huo Yun covering his mouth. She walked to her seat, took out a tube of ointment, and then slowly walked back to Huo Yun's side, tossing the ointment over.

"Put some on, if your mouth were a little more crooked, you could be the Dragon King."

"Thanks, son."

"Wife~~~~"

Huo Yun almost vomited up last year's New Year's Eve dinner when he heard Shi Yu's voice sound like a dead duck. He kicked Shi Yu and then quickly turned around.

Shi Yu managed to finish half a test paper during an entire morning self-study session by using his time-wasting technique. Just as he was about to return to his seat and lie down, Liu Shiying gently tapped Shi Yu's desk with another test paper in hand.

"Shigure-kun~~~"

"If you come any closer, I'll jump off the fourth floor and land on the concrete so hard that you won't be able to pick myself up."

"Hurry up, or I'll provide you with breakfast for a week."

Two weeks.

"make a deal."

Shi Yu glanced at the question, cleared his throat, and was about to explain when he saw Huo Yun sneaking out through the back door. He then put down the test paper in his hand and said...

"Come over when we have lunch and I'll tell you. I have something to do right now."

"Where are you going?"

"Keep it a secret."

Shi Yu followed Huo Yun into the school's grove. From a distance, Shi Yu could see a group of people in the grove.

"Is this some kind of Paw Patrol meeting?"

Shiyu nimbly climbed the tree several times and soon reached a large tree near the group of people.

"Old Huo is here."

"They're here. Let's discuss how to play today."

"Isn't Lao Shi back? If he's on the field, he can definitely beat those black guys so badly their own mothers wouldn't recognize them."

"No, Old Shi coughed up such a big mouthful of blood that day that he almost scared the director out of his wits. If he had been elbowed a few times by those jailers, the director might have wanted to kill those black devils."

"What can we do? Those black guys keep elbowing us, we can't win at all if we play normally, their hands are darker than their mothers' skin."

After listening to the words of the crowd below, Shi Yu roughly understood what had happened, and landed in the middle of the crowd in a Gaia-style landing.

"You didn't call me 'brother' when something this big happened? Don't you even consider me a brother?"

"Old Shi? What brings you here?"

Shi Yu slapped each person on the head without any hesitation.

"Have you forgotten what I taught you? Why are you being so polite with these black guys?"

"Damn it! Why not just keep it to cure into cured meat for the New Year?"

"These are all foreign students from that foreign language school. They recently had a friendly basketball game with our school, which is not as easy to start as a fight at our school."

"What did you say? You're scared of a bunch of black devils and white pigs? Don't tell anyone I brought them out when you get out."

After glancing at everyone, Shi Yu took out a pack of cigarettes and offered one to each of them before lighting one for himself.

"This! Is the new China! Not the Qing Dynasty led by that damned Empress Dowager Cixi!"

"Those foreign devils stood on our necks and defecated and urinated hundreds of years ago because of that dog Empress Dowager Cixi. We had no choice. We were not as strong as them and could not win, so we had no right to speak."

"But times have changed. Let's be clear, we are the true powers now!"

"If all else fails, think of a way to trip the power to the whole school and disable those cameras, then put gloves over those guys' heads, beat them up, and throw them onto the road. Who would know if you threw them over the wall?"

"Let those spineless people do their despicable things, but you all remember this: you are not allowed to back down!"

"If you go soft, I'll break your bones until you get hard again, then we'll talk."

"When the game starts, bring me my jersey and let me play. Today I'm going to teach those jailers a lesson."