I alone have my own laws; I start by fabricating myths and legends of mountains and seas.

Chapter 61 The Preacher

【Mountain and Sea Realm (Group Chat)】

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Everyone knows how to write their performance reports. Writing these things gives me a headache. I feel like I'm just collecting emotional crystallizations and then going to Qingyu Island. Life is very mundane, and I can't even reach the word count!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "It's just a report. This stuff is super easy. A mere hundred or so words, no difficulty at all."

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Uncle is uneducated, unlike you who have studied in school for more than ten years. Every time I write a report, I feel even more mentally exhausted than after I left the Shanhaijie area."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Uncle Wang, there are techniques to writing essays! To be honest, I was bad at Chinese class in junior high school. Back then, we had a holiday once a week, and the Chinese teacher would make us write an 800-word essay. At that time, my family didn't have a computer, so I always had to rack my brains to meet the word count requirement. Later, I did some research on it."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "At that time, I happened to have a martial arts novel that I had bought at home. I could almost recite the contents by heart. The plot was nothing more than the story of the male protagonist suffering a great grudge, his whole family being killed, and then learning martial arts to take revenge."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "But what I could explain in one sentence, that author stretched out into over 300,000 words. I feel like I could tell the story in a few hundred words at most. I felt that author was amazing, so I started studying him, and later I became self-taught!"

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Forget it, I'm too old for that. I don't have the energy to read anymore. The Bureau of Extraordinary Affairs pays me so much every month, it's just writing reports. It's troublesome, but I guess I'll just have to be tired!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Okay!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "@All members, everyone come out, I have some good news to announce!"

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "Yes, just say what's on your mind!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "By the way, what's Sister Jiang been busy with? The chat group's activity level has been a bit low lately!"

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Yeah, Xiao Jiang didn't look very well in the Mountain and Sea Realm, like he hadn't slept well! Now that he's left the Mountain and Sea Realm, he doesn't seem so tired anymore. I wonder what he's been busy with."

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "After I fall asleep tonight, I can go to the Mountain and Sea Realm and ask around."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "That's settled then! The good news I have to announce is that I've created a secret technique that successfully solves the problem of ordinary people not being able to sense internal energy when practicing the Heavenly Abyss Battle Technique!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "And my work has received unanimous praise from our bureau!"

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "Amazing! Amazing!"

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Xiao Chen is indeed a college student, he's really capable."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Keep going! I love hearing everyone's praise, don't worry about me not being able to handle it! Give me more compliments!"

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "I have never seen such a shameless person!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Brother Su, even if you verbally abuse me, it won't change anything. My name is destined to be recorded in the history of human development, a superhero who will influence humanity for thousands of years!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "As the ancients said, geese leave their calls as they fly by, and people leave their names as they pass through life. Everyone can benefit from my legacy and be remembered by the world, so that they won't be forgotten as they disappear."

Bixi (Wang Jianguo): "Xiao Chen! I know you're very happy, but please restrain yourself for a moment."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Don't worry, Uncle Wang, I only act this way in front of everyone. I'm still very discreet outside. I'm quite popular in our department."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Alright, enough joking! Everyone's stuck on not being able to sense internal energy, but I've found a way for you. You can sense internal energy on Qingyu Island, but if that doesn't work, you'll need to come find me!"

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "You seem a bit too arrogant. Who said I didn't sense any internal energy? I'm just usually low-key, so I'm not pretending anymore! I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm a second-level martial artist."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Brother Su, you're quite talented! You're second only to me."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "But I remember that it was because you guys complained that it was difficult to sense internal energy that I started to study this thing."

Bai Ze (Su Fan): "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Haven't you heard that a scholar should be treated with new respect after three days of separation? Of course, it is because I have gained some insight, and a sudden enlightenment is better than ten years of hard work."

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Brother Su, you're not allowed to imitate me! Don't think that just because you shout 'Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river,' you can steal my protagonist's spotlight. I am the true chosen one!"

Silverfish (Jiang He): "666"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Sister Jiang, you're online! I have good news for you, I can sense your internal energy now!"

Bookworm (Jiang He): "I just finished working in the lab, and when I opened the group chat, I saw you were acting out your chuunibyou again!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "I'll emphasize it again, the power of destiny does exist. Although there's no evidence to prove it, as the person with the strongest destiny in the entire world, I can sense the existence of the power of destiny in the dark."

Bookworm (Jiang He): "Fine, whatever you want! Whatever makes you happy. What's this about helping me sense internal energy?"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Let me explain in detail. I remember you guys were chatting once and complaining about how difficult it was to sense internal energy. So I studied the mysteries of heaven and earth and developed a special method that can help ordinary people sense internal energy! After all, you guys are my partners on the road to becoming the protagonist! It wouldn't be good if you were too weak, because my legendary journey needs witnesses!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Sister Jiang, are you very excited? It's nothing! After all, the protagonist should help those around him become stronger!"

Ya Zi (Chen Yang): "Speaking of which, it turns out that back then, regarding the Mountain and Sea Realm, Sister Jiang, you insisted that I was forcibly putting a mystical veneer on the unknown, leading to some kind of agnosticism. It turns out the Mountain and Sea Realm truly is a blessed land of immortals. You need to start changing your mindset! This kind of distorted trend of believing in science instead of metaphysics is unacceptable! As your mentor, I will help you walk the right path in the future!"

Chen Yang was extremely smug. After all, the group had known each other for over a year. Although they were close, their values, worldviews, and outlooks on life were quite different.

Chen Yang didn't mean any harm; it was just playful banter between friends. From Chen Yang's perspective, he didn't think he had done anything wrong. Chen Yang was a bit of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), with his own set of logic! In his view, he was just helping his friend correct incorrect perceptions! Calling himself a preacher was reasonable and righteous.