boyutpedia Chapter 293 Mito Uzumaki finally exploded!
Chapter 293 Mito Uzumaki finally exploded!
Chapter 293 Mito Uzumaki finally exploded!
In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Madara Uchiha left a shadow clone at the Hokage Building and hurriedly returned to the Uchiha mansion.
Meanwhile, the VCR in the sky was still playing continuously—
Hashirama Senju:
["The ninja world is in turmoil, the pride of the Uchiha is unforgettable. I repent before the Buddha for a dream, in which you appeared shy~♪"]
Comments: [Madara's shy expression? Was it when he called out "Hasiritama" and Hashirama coldly replied, "You'll have to line up later!"?] 10+ people liked this. Comments: [The Pillar Emperor's "Wait a minute" is no less impressive than Kagome's "Sit down!" to Inuyasha.] 10+ people liked this. Comments: [So vivid!] 10+ people liked this. ["The sea of trees descends, to lay out a red dress for you~♪"]
"Hokage Rock, you're always by my side~♪"
Comments: [How big is Madara's mental state?] 10+ people think this is great. Comments: [Uchiha Madara: Heaven's obstruction is a meteor!] 10+ people think this is great. ["Touya Momo, I only have eyes for you~♪"]
【"See you again on the battlefield of the ninja world~♪"
Comments: [Battlefield Rose! Ninja World Asura!] 10+ people thought it was great. To avoid embarrassment, Madara used the fastest speed.
He really couldn't understand how those all-knowing gods could make Hashirama sing this song!
Won't Hashirama find these lyrics difficult to sing?!
How did they manage to make him feel so embarrassed, even though he vaguely remembered those days?
And those damn comments! They've ruined his image! Every kid stares at him with curiosity! Damn it! Uchiha Madara is very sensitive to such comments!!
"What? I dreamt of you looking shy!"
"The arrival of the sea of trees is to lay out a red bridal gown for you!"
"Hasiriama! You didn't just take the song you sang for Mito and tweak it a bit, did you?!"
Ban muttered a low growl to himself.
Fortunately, the village didn't have the population density it would have decades later, so even if he encountered other ninjas along the way, they would only flash by.
Even if those Konoha ninjas saw him, none of them dared to stop him.
not to mention--
Most of the people's attention was focused on the video.
Madara could even hear the conversations between Konoha civilians and ninja: "No wonder Lord Hashirama and Lady Mito are so respectful to each other; it turns out their true love belongs to someone else?"
"So, Madara Uchiha came to attack Konoha with the Nine-Tails, wasn't he here to demand a legitimate claim?"
"Idiot! Do the math!!" the Uchiha clan ninja roared. "Madara-sama and Hashirama-sama knew each other when they were ten years old, before Mito-sama was even born! Who was the real person? Who was the intruder?"
"You mean, Lord Madara brought the Nine-Tails to reclaim everything that is rightfully his? In fact, it was Lord Hashirama who wronged Lord Madara?"
"But we've lost so many innocent ninjas and civilians—"
In a house in the village, Mito Uzumaki sensed Madara Uchiha's chakra early on.
Besides Ban, there are two other people.
A ninja similar to Madara, likely also from the Uchiha clan.
another--
Her chakra was almost completely depleted, but Mito could sense from her life force that she was a member of the Senju clan.
She is still a woman capable of bearing life.
After Hashirama disappeared, Tobirama also went missing.
Mito had already fought with Madara when Madara returned.
Mito's temper wasn't exactly good; in fact, one could say she perfectly inherited the volatile temper of the Uzumaki clan.
In order not to damage the Konoha left by Hashirama, Mito took Madara away from Konoha.
Madara knew that to stay in Konoha, he had to shut this woman up.
Mito was indeed not weak, but she was still far inferior to Hashirama. She only used less than 30% of her strength, yet she was already helpless against her.
Even the Vajra Sealing Barrier couldn't contain Madara's complete Susanoo.
After promising Hashirama that she would not harm Konoha, Mito could only pretend that Madara did not exist.
Then, a few days later, the topic of this discussion came up—
Listen to Tobirama sing "Wujiapo", listen to Obito sing "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute", listen to Sasuke and Naruto sing "Let's Get Married", listen to Might Guy sing "Youth Training Manual", listen to Black Zetsu sing "Lupin Flower", and listen to the girls sing "Bluebird".
These water users can all just laugh it off—
But upon hearing these two prayers to Buddha, Mito was practically a carbon copy of the Nine-Tails, ready to explode at any moment!
Her hair, which was always tied up, was scattered by the chakra and swung wildly and arrogantly behind her like the tail of the Nine-Tails.
"Hashirama Senju!! Madara Uchiha!!!"
Mito's chakra caused Madara, Izuna, and Tobirama to all turn their heads and glance in that direction.
Then I remembered that Mito was still living in fear in Tobirama, Konoha.
"You're awake." Ban jumped in from the tree outside the courtyard.
Tobirama looked in Madara's direction. "You don't even use the door when you enter your own house? Have you gotten used to stealing?"
Izuna was slightly taken aback; this wasn't quite the married life he had imagined!
As expected of the older brother?
Madara Uchiha was already used to Tobirama Senju's venomous tongue. It was only when Tobirama became a woman and had a gentle and considerate personality that Madara felt uncomfortable.
Skipping over unnecessary arguments, Madara Uchiha got straight to the point: "How much chakra have you recovered?"
The cheerful tune in the song "Seeking Buddha in Heaven" accompanied the two, making Ban's questioning voice less intimidating.
Tobirama Senju sensed his depleted chakra. "It's basically not recovered yet. What should I do?"
"So slow, are you useless?"
Madara Uchiha meant no harm; he genuinely believed that everyone except him and Hashirama was useless in combat.
Izuna?
Izuna was included in his protective circle and not included in the comparison.
On the other side—
Izuna's braids were sticking up like a cat's tail!
this--
Bro, do you usually talk like this?
I don't expect you to say any kind and considerate words, but please don't keep calling me a piece of trash!
Izuna was trying to figure out how to smooth things over for his brother when he heard the woman he probably called his sister-in-law speak.
And she was referring to him—Uchiha Izuna.
"I can at least fight him to a draw. If I'm useless, then what is he?"
Izuna: "————" (#A°) I feel like I've been slapped.
Madara Uchiha glared at Tobirama Senju, displeased, and said, "Believe me or not, I'll crush you right now!"
Tobirama Senju remained silent, trusting no threat from Madara Uchiha.
"Reply quickly, prepare to revive Hashirama."
Madara Uchiha's words were concise, but to Tobirama they were like a bombshell!
"You bastard!!"
Enraged, Tobirama snatched a kunai from Izuna and stabbed it at Madara Uchiha.
Madara Uchiha didn't even use Susanoo; he easily grabbed Tobirama Senju's wrist with one hand and turned to criticize Izuna: "You were careless."
Izuna never imagined that their argument would involve taking the kunai from him.
"Your carelessness will always get you killed," Madara criticized Izuna with displeasure.
That clearly refers to the battle with Tobirama back then, where he lost to the Flying Thunder God Slash.
"I'm sorry, brother."
Izuna honestly admitted his mistake, so Madara stopped pursuing the matter.
He opened his Sharingan and stared at Tobirama Senju: "What? You don't want to revive Hashirama?"
Tobirama stared intently at him, without uttering a word.
At such a solemn moment, the song playing in the celestial video was incredibly disruptive to the atmosphere—
Especially since that song was sung by Hashirama.
Hashirama Senju:
【"Madara, can we ever meet again? I've been waiting for you in the Pure Land for decades~♪"】
Comments: 【hhhhhh, I'm dying of laughter!】 10+ people thought it was great. Comments: 【The lyricist is a genius!】 10+ people thought it was great. Comments: 【Hashirama arrives at the Pure Land: "Madara, I'm here!" Izuna: "How could my brother die before you, hmph!"】 10+ people thought it was great. Comments: 【Hashirama waited for Madara in the Pure Land, and the flowers withered from waiting.】 10+ people thought it was great. 【"Now we meet again on this battlefield, let us dance once more~♪"】
["Although I'm not at my peak strength right now, the Sage Mode's Ten-Tails is just a matter of a clap of his hands~♪"]
Comments: [When Hashirama first appeared, he really gave off a feeling of bloodline suppression over the Ten-Tails.] 10+ people thought it was great. Comments: [In front of the walking, humanoid God Tree, what is the Ten-Tails? They're all just little brothers!] 10+ people thought it was great. ["How amazing you are to be reborn! You can even rest peacefully in my arms in death~♪"]
Comments: [The beautiful, strong, and tragic characters in each of the Uchiha Naruto series all had terrible endings] 10+ people thought it was great. Comments: [They can even die peacefully in my arms, tsk tsk tsk, wouldn't Mito Uzumaki explode if she saw this phrase?!] 10+ people thought it was great. The VCR footage was edited together from the Fourth Shinobi World War and the Battle of the Valley of the End.
Especially when Madara's dream was shattered, and he closed his eyes with resentment and helplessness under the gaze of the reanimated Hashirama—
Madara Uchiha, who was locked in a stalemate with Tobirama Senju, was also getting a little embarrassed. How could he, the mighty Madara Uchiha, be reduced to being ridiculed for competing with a woman for a man?!
Damn it! Those awful comments! Damn Hashirama!! Singing this disgusting nonsense!!
On the other side—
Beside Uchiha Madara, Izuna was extremely anxious!
Hashirama Senju is dead?!
My brother wants to resurrect Hashirama?!
What's the point?!
Is there really some kind of ambiguous relationship between them?
I'm so anxious! I'm so anxious!!
What exactly happened during the years I've been dead?!
Before Izuna, Tobirama Senju was also engaged in a fierce internal struggle—
If his brother is truly dead, then reviving him is essential, as only his brother can suppress Madara.
Recalling the process of reviving Izuna, it seems he only used his own voice to say that he wanted to revive Izuna, and then his brain and body uncontrollably uttered keywords such as "Impure World Reincarnation" and "Rinne Rebirth"—
etc-
Use his voice as a man!
But now Madara Uchiha has turned her into a woman!!
"Change me back first."
"—
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Considering Izuna, Madara Uchiha hesitated.
Tobirama Senju felt a chill run down his spine. Could that bastard really not know how?!
Just thinking about that possibility!
Tobirama Senju was so angry that his blood surged in his chest—
One problem is that he can't change back, but without his original voice, he can't be resurrected!
Madara Uchiha, that bastard!
Tobirama Senju was about to attack Madara Uchiha again, but suddenly all three of them froze—
In the room—
Why is there such a strong smell of blood?
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Because the mirror representing the "Original Timeline of the Valley of the End" is in the room where Tobirama is located—
So it was like an 8 o'clock family drama; their every move and word was watched like a TV show by the ninjas of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The Second Hokage of the Fourth Shinobi World War glared fiercely at Madara and Izuna on their side: "What's wrong with your brains?! Are your associative abilities that strong?!"
Madara and Izuna were equally embarrassed, but given the unequal information reception, it's normal for them to make different judgments.
Seeing what happened in the "Valley of the End Original Timeline," the ninjas from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline all blushed and turned their heads away.
"Seventy percent is because of that kind of thing," and "threety percent is because they know that woman is the Second Hokage."
Only the naturally clueless Naruto looked around, wanting to find someone to answer his questions.
"Is the second-generation uncle... oh wait, I mean, the second-generation eldest sister injured?"
Sakura held her broad forehead, looking very tired. As a girl, it was really difficult for her to explain this to Naruto.
"Shut up! You idiot!" Sasuke grabbed Naruto, trying to silence him.
Naruto was confused. "Why are you insulting me?! If you know, just tell me!"
To prevent the Second Hokage from feeling too embarrassed, Kakashi covered Naruto's mouth from behind.
Naruto wanted to get to the bottom of things, but the newly recommended video on the Divine Tree's bullet screen featured Kakashi as the singer, successfully diverting Naruto's attention.
Rin and Obito were also looking forward to it.
"I've never heard Kakashi sing before!" Rin's eyes were filled with excitement and anticipation.
Obito deliberately acted nonchalant, "Maybe he just has a terrible voice. Even God has to give that guy some flaws, right?"
Give Kakashi a chance! I want to hear him sing; he's really suited to those kinds of songs that aren't sad but are still very melancholic.
10+ people think this is awesome! [It's on the list!] 10+ people think this is awesome! [Recommended Video: Thump Thump]
[Singer: Kakashi Hatake]
"The next song in the Nine-Tailed Fox's Chaos Timeline 1 sounds like it's sung by me."
Fourteen-year-old Kakashi whispered to Obito, whose eyes were sealed, "Do you want me to get you some cotton to plug your ears?"
You probably really don't want to hear me sing, right?
Obito Uchiha, who was actually 31 years old, was forced back to the age of 14 or 5 by the wishes made by the bullet screen and the world. He felt uncomfortable when he heard Kakashi's timid voice.
It feels like he's bullying a child. Even though all the mistakes were caused by him, why is Kakashi always blaming himself for nothing?
"Don't flatter yourself! Who said I didn't want to hear it! And since you could bring the cotton, why didn't you bring it when I was singing?!"
Kakashi: "—"
Well, actually he thought Obito sang that song quite well, especially the part sung by Obito when he was a child.
However, Obito seems to get angry very easily these days, so Kakashi thought it best not to provoke him any further.
During the Konoha Chunin Exams, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju listened to two chants of prayer in succession, and their tea grew cold, but neither of them dared to take a sip.
The people inside the meatball shop probably had no idea that the person in question was sitting outside, eating skewers of meatballs while making fun of the two's love-hate relationship.
"You know what, this song is actually quite good."
Another person hummed a tune of prayer to Buddha, "It's just that the lyrics are a bit strange, turning a love song into a tale of entanglement between two men."
"Some viewers in the live chat mentioned before that the two were brothers thousands of years ago."
"Tsk tsk tsk, I don't even know what to say."
suck-
The group took a sip of tea.
Outside, Madara Uchiha was suppressing the urge to kill and silence witnesses; the muscles in his arms were taut.
"Never mind, never mind, Madara," Hashirama whispered to comfort him. "Ignorance is no excuse. The next song won't be ours."
"It wasn't us singing! It was you! You sang it all by yourself! Anything related to you is bound to be bad! It was clearly you who sang the song, but I'm the one who's embarrassed!" Madara finally realized that Hashirama's bad luck was contagious!
Hashirama dejectedly apologized to him, which made Madara unable to continue scolding him. Perhaps it was his fate as the older brother, but from childhood to adulthood, no matter what, Madara always fell for Hashirama's tricks.
In Konoha Village—
Hashirama's original plan was to return the rogue ninja from Akatsuki to the various villages.
However, Izuna felt that all the others except for the descendants of the Uchiha clan should be executed to avoid future troubles.
Madara and Tobirama believed that since this was something Konoha had conquered, it should belong to Konoha as their property.
Madara believed that they should be put to good use, so he installed cursed seals on their hearts, making them only useful to Konoha.
Tobirama believed that dissecting these rogue ninjas would yield a lot of information about other villages.
These discussions were made without any attempt to conceal them from the several rogue ninjas of Akatsuki, which has resulted in them behaving very well in their Konoha prisons, fearing that Tobirama and Izuna might take action.
Obito Uchiha, who had been uninterested in the song, became slightly more interested when he heard that the next song was sung by Kakashi.
In the Boruto timeline, Obito, who had just been resurrected, was laughing like he'd won the lottery!
"It's a pity Kakashi isn't here, otherwise I could have given him a good dressing down~"
Boruto, Sarada, and the new Ino-Shika-Cho trio were outraged when they heard that the man was going to make fun of their Sixth Hokage.
However, only Boruto, who watched the comments in another dimension, knew something about his identity.
The new Ino-Shika-Cho trio, led by Inojin, began their sarcastic attack on Obito: "You dare to mock the Sixth Hokage? I bet the Sixth Hokage would laugh himself silly if he heard your singing!"
Obito thought about it and realized that it was fortunate Kakashi wasn't there, otherwise he would have definitely been mocked by Kakashi for singing "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute".
"Yes, he should stay away."
Obito pouted.
The video has already started—
The image shows Kakashi when he was fifteen or sixteen years old—
Wearing a fitted ANBU uniform and a cat-ear mask, his left Sharingan eye revealed a scarlet killing intent.
As snow fell heavily, Kakashi's breath quickly turned into mist.
The dozen or so assassins from other villages around them fell silent at Kakashi's feet in the snow.
The Sixth Hokage was someone that most ninjas and civilians in the Boruto timeline had never seen before.
That chillingly murderous look prevented them from immediately connecting the person in the VCR with their always smiling Sixth Hokage.
If the singing hadn't started, the voice definitely belonged to their Sixth Hokage, Kakashi.
【"Gods, gods, open your mouths and let me know who I am. They push me towards the heavens, past the dust and ash~♪"】
The lyrics are faster than any of the previous songs, and the volume is very low, like a monk chanting sutras at the Fire Temple.
Boruto: "What a strange song."
"Is this really the Sixth Hokage?" Chocho Akimichi chatted with her teammates. "You can't tell even with the mask on."
Inojin retorted sarcastically, "You fatso, are you stupid? Even if you took off your mask, you wouldn't recognize him, since the Sixth Hokage has never taken off his mask."
Nara Shikadai suddenly remembered: "The Seventh Hokage must have met him before, since he was the Sixth Hokage's student."
This reminded Naruto and Sasuke of the times they had used various methods to trick Kakashi into revealing his true form.
"Underneath his mask is another mask; Kakashi-sensei really won't reveal a single detail about his face." Naruto sighed, then remembered, "Obito, you've seen him before, haven't you?"
Obito Uchiha shook his head. "Kakashi keeps that damn mask on like it's his chastity. How could anyone possibly see through it?"
Boruto: "Chastity?"
"Hey! Obito!! Don't say these things in front of children!" Naruto warned Obito Uchiha sternly.
Obito Uchiha quickly explained, "It's just a metaphor, I was just using a metaphor!"
"We've all seen him before, he looks like Grandpa Kakashi."
Boruto mentioned that he and his uncle Sasuke had seen the Sixth Hokage's true face in Momoshiki's dimension, and he seemed to be showing off with a sense of pride.
"?!Really?!"
"It's Skye! The photographer."
"?! Is that the Sixth Hokage?! What a surprise!"
"Skaia?" Obito asked curiously.
Boruto: "Hmm, brown hair, purple face paint, a smiling face, and a very gentle and understanding person."
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"??????"
Why do I feel like you're describing someone I've met before?
Speaking of which, now that I'm here, have I forgotten something?
The text below the horizontal line is added content and is not included in the VIP character limit, so please don't worry (づ3)づ
Kakashi's "Thump-Thump": BV1t4P2e1EeG
(The song is great, but don't like the band that plays it; they have a stain on their reputation that they can't wash off.)
Kakashi's "Please Don't Take Me Away" is also super good: BV16iNSzzEqW
Kakashi's song "Don't Die" is also highly recommended: BV1fqjJz2EeV
Foxtail grass on Kakashi's hillside: BV1XUCWYzEyZ
This song also suits his past: "I Once Thought of Ending It All": BV13e41197sH
I'd like to play some songs featuring female ninjas, but I've searched for a long time and haven't found any that are particularly catchy. Does anyone have any recommendations?
This week's top picks:
Douluo Continent: I can cultivate soul beasts and even achieve super evolution. Battle Through the Heavens: Xiao Yan, I am your second master. Douluo Continent: My martial soul is Lei Yi, and I come with the storm!
Douluo Continent: When Huo Yuhao Becomes the Lord of the End Douluo Continent: