boyutpedia Chapter 53 The Soda of Happiness for Fat Otaku
Chapter 53 The Soda of Happiness for Fat Otaku
The prizes for this lucky draw are as follows: Item Card - Thirty Years of Internal Energy *1, Skill Card - Silence Spell *1, Item Card - I Love Yiluge *1
Chen Yuan: (⊙o⊙)...
He seemed to have seen something incredible.
[Item Card: Thirty Years of Internal Energy (Used to gain 30 years of internal energy, not 29 or 31 years.)]
[Skill Card: Silence Spell (Words become law; the enemy will be silenced for 1 minute. No matter how loudly they scream, no one will save them because they cannot speak.)]
[Item Card: I Love Yiluge (Wei Xiaobao's secret weapon in The Deer and the Cauldron)]
Chen Yuan: o_O
It really was just as he thought!
cough cough...
He silently used up the item card - Thirty Years of Internal Energy.
The next moment, he shuddered slightly.
The warmth in his dantian transformed into a solid heat wave that swept over his entire body, and a faint layer of white steam instantly rose from the surface of his skin.
With the slightest exertion, a soft popping sound came from the muscles and bones.
Chen Yuan felt that his physical strength had increased, the most direct manifestation of which was that his physical attribute had increased by 1 point.
Zhang Wuji walked over with the grilled fish in his hand and asked a question with a curious expression.
"Huh? What's wrong with you?"
"snort!"
A glint of light flashed in Chen Yuan's eyes.
"I've mastered my divine skills, kid. From now on, you'd better behave yourself!"
Zhang Wuji: "..."
He silently rolled his eyes and placed the fish across Chen Yuan's face.
"It's done."
"Hello!"
Chen Yuan said unhappily.
"Can't you show me some respect?"
"I have been very respectful and obedient."
Zhang Wuji whispered.
"I don't understand why you would say that."
"..."
Chen Yuan directly used the skill card "Silence Technique," and immediately received the instructions on how to use it, then snapped his fingers.
Then he silently took the fish, took out a jar of seasonings from his spatial storage, and sprinkled them evenly on top.
After doing all this, Chen Yuan cut the fish in half and handed it to Zhang Wuji.
"Eat."
Zhang Wuji took it, his mouth forming an "O" shape, wanting to speak, but he couldn't make a sound.
He looked puzzled, tried again, and found that it was still the same.
His face turned deathly pale, and he looked at Chen Yuan with a terrified expression.
Chen Yuan noticed his actions and said with an "innocent look."
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Wuji opened his mouth again, pointed with his finger, and nodded and shook his head frantically.
Chen Yuan pondered for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands.
"I remember that being hit by the Xuanming Divine Palm would leave you with the aftereffect of being unable to speak. Could it be because you talk too much?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Wuji was struck dumb, and even the fish in his hand lost its flavor.
Especially when she saw Chen Yuan's sympathetic expression, she almost burst into tears.
At this point, one minute had passed.
Zhang Wuji silently lowered his head.
"What should I do... Does this mean I won't be able to call you 'Daddy' and 'Mommy' anymore...?"
He suddenly looked up, his little face, still wet with tears, showing a look of surprise.
"I can speak again?"
Chen Yuan said quietly.
I suggest you listen more and talk less.
"..."
Zhang Wuji dared not refute this time and silently began to eat the fragrant grilled fish.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Chen Yuan turned his head and sighed.
I'm still too soft-hearted.
Chen Yuan took out two cans of cola from his personal space and handed one to Zhang Wuji.
"Here you go."
"What is this?"
Zhang Wuji took the jar of cold liquid and, at Chen Yuan's prompting, carefully pulled open the tab.
"Sizzle—click!"
A sharp crack startled him, making his hand tremble.
Urged by Chen Yuan, he closed his eyes and took a small sip.
In an instant, his small body visibly stiffened.
It tastes like medicine and sugar water at the same time, stimulating yet somewhat delicious.
Before he could even figure out the complex taste, a surge of anger rose up from his stomach.
"Hiccup—uh!"
A loud burp burst out uncontrollably.
Zhang Wuji hurriedly covered his mouth, frozen in place with the jar in his hand.
His expression was a turmoil between "This stuff is poisonous" and "It seems... I can have another bite?"
"This is called 'Fat Otaku Happy Water,' a type of beverage."
Chen Yuan laughed heartily, picked up the cola and drank it all in one gulp, letting out a satisfied sigh.
Zhang Wuji looked at the jar, then at Chen Yuan, hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to take a big gulp.
"Hiss—ha..."
This time, he began to understand.
After that tingling sensation, there was a strange sense of exhilaration.
"Brother Chen..."
He asked in a low voice, his eyes shining with a mixture of confusion and curiosity.
"Is this 'fat otaku's happy water'... made by boiling firecrackers and sugar water?"
"But why is it called 'Fat Otaku's Happy Water'?"
"Why not call it firecracker dessert..."
Chen Yuan gave a disgusted look, pointed at Zhang Wuji's mouth, and smiled meaningfully.
Zhang Wuji stiffened, silently closed his mouth, and began to savor the "fat otaku's happy water" that brought him a completely new experience.
......
The next day.
Chen Yuan was still asleep when he heard a rumbling sound.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw the Fireworker Monk's big face, which hadn't been washed in decades, looking down at him with a grin.
Chen Yuan instinctively threw a punch, which was easily blocked.
The smiling fire-worker suddenly exclaimed in surprise.
"Why has your internal strength increased so much in just one night?"
He clearly remembered that Chen Yuan was someone who had never practiced martial arts; at most, he was just physically strong and could be considered a martial arts prodigy.
But you can't gain 30 years of internal energy overnight!
Fireworker Monk subconsciously turned the boulder around and scanned his surroundings.
Chen Yuan asked in confusion.
"What are you looking for?"
"Where is the rare and precious food you're looking for?"
Chen Yuan: (≖_≖)
"You've been here for decades, don't you know there are rare and precious treasures around?"
"Hard to say."
The Fire-Worker Monk controlled the boulder to the two flattened jars.
The jar was entirely red, radiating a red glow, and appeared to be cylindrical before being flattened.
Could this be some kind of rare and precious treasure?
It doesn't look like a rare or precious treasure...
Chen Yuan: (≖_≖)
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
Upon hearing this, the Fire-Worker Monk realized what was happening.
"I came here to teach you the second level of the Nine Yang Divine Skill, of course."
"Then what are you standing there for?"
Chen Yuan stood up, stretched, and yawned.
"Finish this early so we can eat breakfast early."
"Let me emphasize this: if you use yesterday's method again, don't blame me for turning against you."
He snorted coldly.
"We'll see whether you can chisel the stone faster or I can split it faster."
"Don't worry!"
With a loud shout, several vines flew out from the darkness and bound Chen Yuan's hands and feet.
......
About an hour later.
The Fire-Worker Monk held up a completely red jar, examining it closely.
"What is this?"
Zhang Wuji demonstrated by opening the tab, tossing it aside, and taking a small sip.
A satisfied expression appeared on his face. He let out a long breath and began to introduce the topic earnestly.
"This is called 'Fat宅快乐水' (a type of beverage), it's a kind of drink..."