Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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Erkang handed the hair to Zhang Chu.

"I also took a box of tricolor dumplings as interest."

He shook the box of sweets in his other hand, and in the distance came Yae no Miko's angry scream.

Zhang Chu gently placed the spirit of the Fox Palace on the ground and spread the precious fox fur into a small cushion.

He pulled out a glass bottle labeled "Instant Body Remodeling Agent," the liquid inside shimmering with a suspicious pink glow.

"This was made with the saliva of Bailu and the life force energy of the Medicine King."

Zhang Chu uncorked the bottle.

"Theoretically, it can be compatible with any spirit..."

Ying suddenly stopped him.

"The recipe you used last time turned a Hilichurl Shaman into a fire-breathing slime!"

Zhang Chu gave an awkward but polite smile: "This time I added some of the balancing star god's destiny energy as a stabilizer."

Before anyone could stop them, the entire bottle of potion had already been poured onto the spirits of the Fox Palace.

A blinding white light burst forth, and the air was filled with the scent of cherry blossoms and lightning.

When the bright light fades—

A languid female voice rang out.

A stunningly beautiful fox spirit lay on her side on the ground. She gracefully propped herself up, her snow-white tail gently brushing against the stunned faces of the crowd.

"My body, unused for five hundred years, is a bit rusty~"

Hana Sanri sat there blankly, then buried her face in Kosai-miya's arms.

The latter gently stroked her hair, then suddenly raised an eyebrow as if noticing something: "Huh? Why is there a tuft of pink hair on my tail?"

"Well..."

Zhang Chu took two steps back guiltily.

From afar came the furious roar of Yae no Miko: "Erkang!! I'm going to stuff you into the Divine Cherry Tree as fertilizer!!!"

"Ahem, ignore that strawberry bread."

Er Kang said awkwardly.

Chapter 50 The Potion of True Feelings

"Erkang! Who are you calling strawberry bread?!"

Yae no Miko roared, her long pink hair exploded, revealing her tail with its fur standing on end, making her look like a fox whose tail had been stepped on.

She stormed over angrily, clutching a broom she'd somehow acquired, looking like she was about to smash Er Kang into a pulp on the spot.

However, just as she was about to rush towards Er Kang—

"Fox... Lord Fox Palace?!"

Yae no Miko's pupils suddenly contracted, her steps abruptly halted, and she froze on the spot as if struck by lightning.

The next second, her ankle twisted, and her body lurched forward uncontrollably—

Before Erkang could react, he was hit by Yae no Miko. The two of them crashed into an abandoned teahouse in the distance like projectiles launched from a catapult, smashing the tables and chairs inside to pieces.

"puff--!"

Fox Palace covered her mouth tightly, her shoulders trembling violently, and tears welled up in her eyes.

But the others weren't so restrained—

Hahaha! Oh my god!

Qingyu laughed so hard he rolled on the ground, throwing the vacuum cleaner aside, slapping the floor and laughing wildly: "Erkang! You've got a loose tongue! Hahaha!"

Ying hugged Paimon and laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "God Child... God Child's expression just now... Hahahaha!"

Paimon kicked his legs wildly in mid-air: "I'm dying of laughter! This is karma for the strawberry rye bread!"

Although Hana Sanri didn't burst out laughing, after taking off her mask, the corners of her mouth turned up uncontrollably, and her eyes were full of helplessness and amusement.

Seeing everyone laughing, Fox Palace finally couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter: "Hahahaha! Divine Child! Five hundred years have passed, and you're still as reckless as ever!"

In the ruins of the teahouse, Er Kang struggled to push away the Yae no Miko who was pressing down on him, his face filled with utter despair: "What did I do to deserve this...?"

The Yae no Miko completely ignored him, scrambling to her feet, dusting herself off, and then—

"Saimiya-sama!!!"

She lunged forward and hugged Huzhaigong tightly, tears streaming down her face: "You're really back! I thought... I thought..."

Fox Palace gently patted her head: "Alright, alright, I'm back now, aren't I?"

Then, she suddenly leaned close to Yae no Miko's ear and whispered, "But... the nickname 'Strawberry Bread' actually suits you quite well?"

Yae Shenzi: "..."

"Lord Fox! Abbot! Palace!"

Er Kang walked over at this moment, smugly shaking the small medicine bottle in his hand. The pale pink liquid shimmered with an eerie light in the sunlight: "This stuff works pretty well, doesn't it? I call it 'True Feeling Potion.' It can make people say what's on their mind and make them unable to resist doing what they most want to do."

Gu Qian's gaze focused on the medicine bottle: "You used it on the Eightfold Divine Child? When did this happen?"

"Just now when I went to pluck the feathers."

Er Kang answered casually.

"I casually dripped two drops on her."

He was completely unaware that the pink fox in the arms of the fox-spirited man behind him suddenly bristled with fur.

Yae no Miko's ears stood up straight with a "whoosh," and the entire fox froze in the arms of the fox maiden.

She finally understood why she had been chasing Er Kang uncontrollably—when did she become so impulsive!

Fox Palace narrowed its eyes dangerously, its fingers gently combing through the goddess's fur.

"So the reason my little Shenzi was so enthusiastic just now was because..."

"No! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"

The god jumped out of her arms in a flash, his hair standing on end and waving his hands wildly.

"Lord Zhaigong, please let me explain!"

Qingyu suddenly leaned closer: "Then tell me, what was the thing you most wanted to do just now?"

"of course……"

The priestess's words suddenly caught in her throat, the residual effects of the potion causing her to blurt out uncontrollably: "...pounce into Lord Saigu's arms and rub against him to her heart's content, then lock him in the shrine and not let anyone see him!"

The whole place fell silent for a moment.

Fox Palace's smile grew even brighter: "Oh dear~"

The goddess covered her mouth in despair, her face flushed crimson. She whirled around and lunged at Er Kang: "You damned Hilichurl! I'll turn you into stuffing for fried tofu!!!"

Erkang turned and ran, yelling, "Help! A fox is eating people!"

The two chased each other around the castle tower, with the divine child's talismans relentlessly bombarding Er Kang's rear end.

Zhang Chu calmly took out his notebook and wrote: "The duration of the drug is 30% longer than expected. It is recommended to reduce the concentration..."

Hana-san asked Hotaru softly, "Do we need your help?"

Looking at Erkang's hair, which had been blown into an afro, Ying suppressed a laugh and said, "Wait a little longer. I want to hear what other bombshells the Divine Child can drop."

Sure enough, the priest, caught up in the chase, shouted uncontrollably again: "I hate dealing with official documents! Those believers' wishes are just a nuisance! Last time, some guy actually asked me to bless him so he could have eight girlfriends at the same time!"

Fox Palace laughed and leaned on Hana Sanri's shoulder: "This child... hasn't changed at all..."

Chapter 51 Guilliman Leaves

"boom!!!"

A loud bang was heard, and another human-shaped crater appeared on the ground of the castle tower.

Lei Yingdian crawled out of the pit, covered in dust and dirt, with a few pieces of broken tile still stuck in his long purple hair.

She looked at her slightly trembling hands—just three seconds ago, her proud Wuxiang Blade had been shattered by Guilliman's fist.

"Miss Lei, do you still want to compete?"

Guilliman gracefully adjusted the sash on his arm armor, as if the punch he had just delivered was merely a casual gesture.

"No...no..."

The sound of Lei's movie was muffled.

Her Dao heart shattered completely, just like the pile of naginata fragments beside her.

The four people watching from a distance burst into laughter.

Erkang slapped his thigh: "I knew it! Guilliman can even beat Khorne, let alone Thor..."

Zhang Chu quickly covered his mouth.

Guilliman glanced at the data panel: "Mission completion rate 98%, it's time for me to head back."

He turned to General Thunder, who was eating dumplings.

"I have updated the government affairs system I gave her to version 3.0, and routine tasks can be handled by AI."

A purple afterimage suddenly pounced.

Raiden, in a perfect sliding kneeling motion, hugged Guilliman's leg, wiping tears and snot all over the exquisite blue-gold armor: "Lord Guilliman, you can't leave! What will I do if you leave!"

The fried tofu in Yae no Miko's hand fell to the ground with a "plop".

She mechanically turned to Ying and asked, "Did I just... see Masahiro... clinging to someone's leg?"

Ying silently raised the camera: "Yeah, the kind where you're crying while you're taking pictures."

Guilliman awkwardly tried to pull his leg away: "Miss Raiden, please have some self-respect..."