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Uncle Da recognized the actress at a glance.
He looked like a lovesick fool, as if he wanted to run up to the TV screen and lick it.
The monks present also became restless.
"Get out of the way, you're blocking the screen, don't push."
"Xiaoqian, I love you!"
"Those legs are amazing, I can't resist them!"
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form; Xiaoqian is my inner demon!"
"When I grow up, I want to marry a beautiful older sister like this."
Even the arrogant writer has started to have wild fantasies.
Even at the advanced age of ninety, Master Changmei felt as if he had returned to his eighteen-year-old self, watching intently with a radiant glow on his face.
"Good heavens! Old Wang has become famous even in Buddhist temples."
Long Yan was speechless.
You guys got so excited about watching TV!
Anyone who didn't know better would think that Lao Wang himself was there, and that you guys were just chasing after a celebrity!
……
...Author's Note...
Spoiler alert: Long Yan will later enter the entertainment industry and film A Chinese Ghost Story 3: The Way of the Way with Lao Wang.
This is just a prelude.
A Chinese Ghost Story 3 is also a Hong Kong film. The female lead is played by Old Wong, and the male lead is a monk.
...
012 The Silly Villain: Yellow Lemon, the Cult Assassin
unconsciously,.
The monks watched television all afternoon, and then it got dark.
They even forgot their daily evening drum, evening meal, and evening lessons.
They even forgot to close the mountain gate!
Although Wulong Academy is full of experts, at this moment, its defenses are almost non-existent, and its interior is completely vulnerable.
A dark figure sneaked in!
"A bunch of stupid monks, they didn't even lock the door!"
The man in black looked somewhat smug; he had been lying in wait at the Wulong Temple for several days.
Observe the lifestyle of these monks to find an opportunity to infiltrate.
We've been waiting for this!
After sneaking into Wulong Temple, the man in black began searching for a target.
"Miss specifically requested that the right arm of the monk facing the wall be cut off, but which monk from Wulong Temple is facing the wall?"
The man in black muttered to himself, "He's here to kill people!"
However, there are too many monks at Wulong Temple, so it's not easy to find a monk named "Facing the Wall".
"Since facing the wall can attract my young lady, he must be quite handsome."
"Moreover, I heard that Mianbi is a martial arts fanatic who has mastered martial arts very early on. He was already a top martial artist fifteen years ago."
The men in black searched the Wulong Temple to see which monk looked most like a martial arts fanatic and was also handsome.
at last,
In the practice room
Suspect has been spotted!
A strong and handsome monk is practicing on a wooden dummy to strengthen his body!
That's right, this monk is Long Yan!
He no longer watches TV; instead, he comes here to practice his martial arts.
It's not that Long Yan is particularly diligent,
Watching TV just doesn't bring him much enjoyment.
It's not as interesting as practicing martial arts.
and,
I've been focusing on Qi cultivation these past two days, and haven't done much body cultivation.
Long Yan believed that the childhood training should not be neglected, and that one should continue to practice body exercises and strengthen muscles and bones regularly.
So he came to the training room to practice on the wooden dummy.
Click!
The wooden dummy broke because of excessive force!
Long Yan frowned, looking at the broken wooden dummy with a hint of helplessness.
As strength increases, martial arts training becomes increasingly difficult.
The wooden dummy is practically as hard as tofu; it crumbles at the slightest touch.
Difficult!
The Wulong Temple no longer has any sturdier wooden dummy stakes.
"It would be great to have a tough sparring partner."
What Long Yan lacks is practical experience.
Even when sparring with his fellow disciples, they only go so far as to engage in friendly competition, never resorting to life-or-death battles.
Open the door,
Long Yan prepared to leave the training room.
Suddenly, he sensed something was wrong!
It felt as if a pair of eyes were watching me from behind.
This is a martial artist's intuition.
at this time,
Footsteps sounded on the roof.
A dark shadow descended, attacking Long Yan!
Long Yan did not dodge.
A direct, head-on clash, a powerful strike!
After waiting for so long, the assassin has finally arrived!
Isn't this a great opportunity for real-world practice?
The shadowy figure took a heavy punch from Long Yan and was sent flying backward, landing face-first on the ground.
"Truly a master!"
"And he's handsome!"
"You've failed to live up to Miss's expectations of facing the wall!"
The man in black was bruised and battered, but he was still able to stand up, showing he could take a beating.
He stared at Long Yan with a wise look, his face aloof, believing he had already figured Long Yan out.
"Did I betray your young lady's time of facing the wall?"
Upon hearing this, Long Yan realized that the other party had mistaken him for someone else!
There is indeed a monk named Mianbi in Wulong Temple. He is the junior brother of Abbot Changmei and also Longyan's uncle.
When he was young, Master Mianbi had a romantic affair with a witch from the Demonic Sect, so he changed his name to Mianbi.
And since then, he has disappeared without a trace.
Long Yan lived in Wulong Temple for ten years, but he never saw his senior uncle who was meditating.
"I'm not facing the wall, you've got the wrong person." Long Yan didn't want to take the blame for his martial uncle.
The crucial point is that this is still a debt of love!
"You think I'd believe you? You're just a fool!" The man in black spoke coldly, with a hint of silliness, as he stated his reasoning:
"You're the most handsome in the entire Oolong Temple, and you practice martial arts diligently, making you the easiest to win a girl's heart."
Long Yan was a little embarrassed by the praise and kindly reminded him:
"It's a pity, though. I'm only eighteen, while your young lady must be at least forty. Do you think she would have a romantic relationship with me?"
The man in black suddenly realized his mistake!
A major problem came to mind: the affair between the woman facing the wall and the young lady occurred fifteen years ago.
Therefore, the one facing the wall is definitely not this young and handsome monk.
got the wrong person!
"excuse me!"
"I hope you will keep tonight's events a secret."
"However, you don't know who I am."
"Assassins always lurk in the shadows."